What is the most kino movie franchise of all time?

>>211868226 (OP)
Are millennials the most fucked in the head generation? turning to franchises like religion. I remember being excited for Jurassic World like a decade ago and people making fun of me then.

>>211868226 (OP)

i'm sure it's his girlfriend filming him

>>211868226 (OP)
I mean I like Jurassic Park as a book and as a movie, but this shit should've never been a franchise. This is taking it way, way, way too the fuck far.
>What is the most kino movie franchise of all time?
No such thing.

>>211869136
Combination of growing up in the biggest era of movie merchandising and being the current biggest market of disposable income. It's only going to get worse from here.

>>211869136
From my point of view the Boomers are evil

>>211869193
>Son, I've made your chilli & seabass, I'll leave it by the door

>>211868226 (OP)
>ultimate cuck dungeon

>>211868226 (OP)
The constant cuts and zooms infuriate me.

>>211868226 (OP)
Superman

>>211868226 (OP)
if you're gonna do this, at least JP is kino. at least it's not tranime or gayming. if anything it just annoys me there isn't more JP media. imagine the timeline where we got a 90's tv show or animated series.

>>211868226 (OP)
Why would you do this with a franchise with only one good entry?

>>211869211
>should've never been a franchise
dumbest comment today. the premise alone is ripe for multimedia spin offs. it wasn't utilised enough

>>211868226 (OP)
That webm was so gay my anus prolapsed

>>211869211
>but this shit should've never been a franchise.
>7 movies
>only 1 of them has a working themepark in it
Why do they keep on doing this? An i the only one that found the working themepark setting comfy af?

>>211868226 (OP)
None of them. The moment thei become a franchise they all become shit.

>>211869136
as long as they are not taking money from stupid/poor people and raping kids, they are better than religion lol.

>>211869954
because only one is jurassic park, the others are slop.

Kind of mediocre. It's just display cases and a lot of merch, he could have themed it. Like look at this, this is entirely achievable.

>>211873272
you would not last 2 hours on shitty chairs.

>>211868226 (OP)
this is extremely cringe

>>211869193
He loves that prostitute so I'm sure he agrees with your use of the term girlfriend to refer to her.

>>211869217
Really? In my country it is old people who have the most money (excellent pension system and they own real estate).

>>211868226 (OP)
This will never be me but with Prometheus.

>>211868226 (OP)
>T-Rex with dino damage
I had that one when I was a kid... maybe I still do.

>>211873133
That is literally all the entertainment industry does.

>>211873319
You could easily make the chairs more comfortable while still matching the general aesthetic. Some LED light strips, some concrete effect on the back wall, easy.