>Handsome fiancé
>Extreme wealth
>High society lifestyle

Yep, let's throw it all away for some chlamydic, stowaway rat from the 3rd class cabin.

>>211870611 (OP)
rich bitches like a bit of rough peasant dick

Most accurate and realistic depiction of women ever put to film.
Bravo James, now go make more fucking blue-cat people movies

dat dick tho

>>211870673
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>>211870611 (OP)
its ridiculous, shes far too old for Leo

He looked like 20 year old DiCaprio though so it’s realistic

I might be one man who loves The Titanic for this. It's a masterpiece of redpill cinema and should be in the criterion collection. This film drops the ultimate truth nuke about the fickle and evil nature of women like no other has before. And then managed to make it actually appeal to women themselves. This is what it means to be kino. Chef's kiss. Bravo, James Cameron.

>>211870909
I once caught a 30 day ban for insinuating I was a janitor without outright saying it.

You can't help who you lov-
>fiancé was prime Billy fucking Zane
THROW THAT IDIOT BITCH OVERBOARD ASAP

>>211870611 (OP)
I'd she wanted to fuck some poor on the side, sure whatever. I can believe that. But the fact that she looks back on this 70 years later as the absolute peak of her life is where I call bullshit.

Women are evil and stupid and feel happy when they get hurt

>>211871193
This was the most egregious thing. Like if she was married to some ugly fat 50yo, then ok, stil la stupid traitor whore but at least there's a plausible reason. But this???

>this thread again

>>211870611 (OP)
If more homeless guys looked like '90s Dicaprio this would happen all the time anon

>>211872700
>But this???
Prime Leo, absolutely mogged.

>>211873213
Whose crust must ye bust?

>>211870611 (OP)
woman moment

>>211873331
Left, no sane person would go for right unless it's some specific fetish

>>211873141
Prime Winslet was something else. Beautiful in Hamlet too.

>>211870694
don't you fuckers usually complain about women wanting the rich guy?

>>211873331
DiCaprio, only 90's Depp would have a chance with himm

>>211873213
He looked like shit and aged even worse. Zane gigamogged him, but nu-llywood hates Dark triad men so...

>>211873391
the point is never being satisfied with anything, they will want the rich guy's wealth and the poor guy's dick. have you never heard the expression "have your cake and eat it too"?

>>211870611 (OP)
his attitude was shit, you need big dick energy more than money, my granpa offered millions to my father so we would not marry my mother.
my dad told him to fuck off, married my mom and 55 years later it's the only marriage still standing from my granpa's 2 daugthers 2 sons lol.

>>211873371
Agreed

>>211873495
>the point is never being satisfied with anything
Like you faggots? You bitch about everything

>>211870611 (OP)
>>211870694
>>211873429
>>211873503

Tell me one time Cal was wrong (prior to the iceberg)

What did you expect him to do when he found out his fiance LIED to him and went to get chummy with the "stranger who saved her" below decks? Instead of straight up breaking off the engagement (which I wouldve done) he told her firmly that he will never allow it again

>>211870673
Does she want to live in a New York tenement and pump out 8 kids?

>>211873554
even before she met the bum, he was still being an asshole, thinking he could buy love with his money. money buys sex, it has never bought love.

>>211873629
Rose's mother LIED to Cal by posing as rich old money when really they were dirt poor. The marriage was a sham to keep their family name in good standing

>>211873371
I uhh, dont like her mole

>>211873653
your point?

>>211873554
>just shave it bro!
Lmao he looks so good even with a wig, bald people are subhumans, there is no excuse to be bald ever when finasteride, minox, wigs, and hair transplants exist

>>211871206
Exactly just have sex with the gardener or pool boy for those urges.

>>211870611 (OP)

That's why in the end she killed Jack by not sharing the floating debris and kept the diamond. She wanted to slum it for the YOLO but needed to come out on top at the end.

>>211873746
Especially now when they found an actual miracle cure for baldness.

>>211870673
no they don't

>>211873994
whats the cure?

>>211870611 (OP)
Suppose the ship never crashed and they made it to America would she have really ran away with that slumdog and lived in squalor or was it just about the temporary thrill and she would've cut off popsicle boy and went back to her rich man?

Zane doesn’t get enough love for his performance, he’s having so much fun in that role

>>211873994
>Just take the castration gyno pill bro it's a cure!!

>>211873883
Madam, I will paint you like one of my Desi ladies, yes madam, pls show bobs and vagene for art m'aam.

Nooo, do not redeeeeem! Do not redeeeem the wooden panel! Nooooooooooooo!

>>211874162
>>211874057
PP405.

>>211871206
The fact he died tragically is what drives her mad. She's been blueballed, edging, gooning for her whole life about ways she could have ruined his happiness but never got the chance because he died romantically first.

>>211870611 (OP)
I get the "money can't buy me love" message of the film, fair enough. But the other messages sent to young girls in 1997 was they should have unprotected sex with men they just met, and they shouldn't care at all about future financial security. Neither of these are particularly wise.

>>211870611 (OP)
leo played a nudie-artist.. he's basically the Terry Richardson of the 1910s.. how many famous/rich women has posed nude for playboy?? tons!

>>211874411
>imagine Titanic was about sending a message to 90s girls
fuck no Cameron just wanted to finance his obsession with deepsea shit, the man has his priorities straight

>>211874680
all films have themes, even if the director didn't intend the film as a piece of activism. Young girls in particular are influenced by pop-culture.

She became THE TITANIC PIRATE!

>>211873331
Aside from the baldness starting to show here most women would still pick Billy. Dark handsome rich man with born status beats boyish hobo in the real world, it's silly to suggest otherwise.

>>211875659
>>211873531
>>211870611 (OP)
>prime

>>211876777
Isn't her wealth so sexy? Right girls? Her jewelry makes her sooooooooooooooooooo sexy. I should kill myself because I can't get DiCaprio to fuck me.

>>211874411
Message to girls? Anon, it's written by a man. If you think about it, these types of stories always retell the same fantasy of the slob male somehow scoring top shelf women like he's Peter Griffin with Lois.

Men end up with the idea that they can get literally ANYONE they want, regardless of how poor or irresponsible or fat or ugly they are.
Oh but when it's a mediocre woman who wants that for her self, and thinks the same can apply to her and she can score a wealthy attractive guy, THEN the outrage starts.

>>211870611 (OP)
She realized that Billy Zane was a Kingdom Hearts villain and had to make a break for it.

>>211877862
YOU can't tell ME that DiCaprio ISN'T WEALTHY AND HOT AND THE BEST!!!!!!! OMG, you're judging ME for liking DiCaprio!!??!?!??!

YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Now give me all your support.