The elves in Lord of the Rings are actually Japanese

asian, yes, japanese in particular? no, you are just a weeb

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>>211872831
Of course Elves are Japanese specifically, they're not just generic mongoloids, just like how Men are Anglo-Saxons specifically and not general "white people" (which includes modern Krautoids and Slavshits). Go boil a cat alive, Ching.

>>211872808 (OP)
>elves in Lord of the Rings are actually
they are this
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:"The_Riders_of_the_Sidhe"_John_Duncan_1911_McManus_Galleries,_Dundee_(2).jpg

>>211872808 (OP)
>small
elves are some of the tallest humanoids in middle earth, so no.

THERE IS NO ALLEGORY IN THE LORD OF THE RINGS I SWEAR TO GOD

>>211872808 (OP)
>go legolas
>you must now join the fellowship of the ring
>and spend 12 hours on the trek and drinking with Aragorn, the boss
>and then you will sleep on the horse on the way home
>so you can sleep for 4 hours and then tomorrow do it all over again

Did Elrond and Arwen have dark hair in the books, I can't remember, I always thought it weird in the movies

>>211872967
Historically speaking, the Chinese Empire was much more important and enlightened than the Japs, which is just an irrelevant little island. The Japs literally got everything from the Chinese. Their writing system, their religion and mythology, their samurai system. You are right Japs are like Anglos in the sense that they’re an irrelevant minuscule insular people who stole everything from a much greater civilization

>>211872808 (OP)
Noldor - Imperial Japan
Sindar - Honarabu Samurai
Silvan - Pathetic cartoon pedos

>Historically speaking, the Chinese Empire was much more important and enlightened than the Japs, which is just an irrelevant little island. The Japs literally got everything from the Chinese. Their writing system, their religion and mythology, their samurai system. You are right Japs are like Anglos in the sense that they’re an irrelevant minuscule insular people who stole everything from a much greater civilization

>>211873388
The historical entity of China and the CCP puppeting its corpse and destroying its history are not the same thing

>>211873297
>their samurai system
But China didn't have a dominant aristocratic warrior class?

>>211873266
Yes, their clan are brunettes. The Legolas tribe (whatever tf they're called) were blond.

Lotro character creator has lore accurate race and clan appearances. ie, no niggers, and the different lineages have hard limits to phenotype expression. It's a modern marvel that gives me hope for the west. European diversity has always been a treasure, and this series celebrates it instead of erasing it for dei.

>>211873739
Research the Taika reforms, historylet

>>211873266
Elrond and Arwen aren't even Elves they're Half-Elfs

schizophrenic pattern hallucination

seems dwarfs are a closer fit but even then it's just stupid to try to force some analogues

>>211872808 (OP)
Is this from Japanese 2chan?

>>211874397
yes

>>211872808 (OP)
Doubtful, they live in Austria anyway.

Elves? Fuck no, Elves are the most Aryan of all the fantasy races. Orientals get to be the weird exotic "overseas" races that rarely ever show up.

>>211873297
>Muh "Romans stole from the Greeks" argument.
Suck a dick, Chang. It's called "iteration."

>>211873388
This but also this:
>>211873521
The CCP has not been around for a long time, but part of Mao's "big leap forward" was destroying the old. So that means murder of educators, destruction of ancient temples, erasure of religion, poetry, art, etc. China never recovered from that retarded little cunt, and half the "historical sites" they have today are literal fakes. Because they actively destroyed nearly all of the real ones.

didnt read the post but yes, its the same trope in any fantasy setting.

asians = elves. charismatic, stuck up, attractive, dexterous

whites = humans. normal. as it should be.

blacks = orc. brutish. stupid. violent. gang mentality

>>211872808 (OP)
WE

>>211872808 (OP)
japs are dwarves

>>211872831
japanese = elf
korean = half elf
chinese = orc
south east asians = soulless monsters (gnoll, kobold, goblin, etc)
Mongolian = half-orc

and european are gluttonous lazy midgets called Hobbits

>>211880444
This.

>>211872967
>>211873388
>>211876951
>>211880444
Watching anime is not "esoteric" anynore, being a weeb is not a "secret club", but mainstream shit for plebs.
Just stop embarrassing yourself. It is unfortunate that you had Toonami instead of proper parenting, so you built your identites around that slop, but you have to grow up and let it go.

>>211877082
I think you're exaggerating the loss of culture in China. There are plenty of real historical sites that were undamaged or only partially damaged and restored. Religion is still present, it's just typically unorganized folk beliefs fused with Daoism or Buddhism. Confucian concepts like filial piety are as relevant as ever.

>>211873023
This. Glad neither OP or the dogshit post he decided to spread here know fuck all about lotr

>>211880736
dont reply to me I think japs are elves but I hate elves its just that the other asian races are unthinking abominations

the elves are clearly based on a native american archetype but natives are so repressed OP went ahead and confused them for the other squint eyed race

>>211880819
Because you're a pathetic manchild, illiterate and tasteless. No wonder you like HFY, probably a 40k tard also.

>>211880444
yes yes these midget, jaundiced slant eyes are actually tall, fair skinned and prettier versions of humans. KYS dumb weeb. YWNBJ

>>211880949
so sorry mista korean we give back takeshima now

>>211880937
seething subhuman

>>211880990
CHING CHONG WING WONG
Kys chang

>>211880819
>its just that the other asian races are unthinking abominations
This joke of being as cartoonishly racist as possible has gone on for over a decade here and it's become not only tiresome but a little embarrassing too. We're talking about civilizations that go back millennia with numerous writers, poets, and philosophers. They're obviously capable of thinking, you just have to actually bother reading them, which of course you won't, because nobody here reads.

>>211881038
You're USAnian. Man, get a grip.

>>211880819
>i fucking hate elves im an epic deus vult bacon warrior of d00m!!!!!!!!!
did you just wake up from a 2012 reddit coma?

Native American stereotypes/archetypes:

>tall
>long hair
>typically braided
>high cheekbones
>mystical connection with the land
>knowledge of flora and fauna and herbs
>”speak” with animals and husbandry of horses
>here before the men arrived/the white people
>dwindling population
>culture based off respect
>bows & arrows obviously

>>211872808 (OP)
LOTR elves are tall, so no.

>>211881180
It boils down to this, japs and koreans make cool shit and have a "high trust" country, none of the other shit really matters.

why would tall, blonde fair skinned people with documented celtic inspiration have anything to do with japanese people?

>>211881303
not since like 1995, which is why being into them in fucking 2025 is the most lame and pathetic shit imaginable

They're closest to orcs, you delusional weebs.

>>211881303
China is also "high trust" and manufactures half the tech in the world.
What it boils down to is an intersection of class, geopolitics, and cultural export. Japan and SK are richer per capita, aligned with the West, and export their culture abroad. If China weren't aligned against us then they would be just as celebrated as Taiwan is.

I don't think about Asians at all, except their women.

Elves are the Aryan ubermensch. They exist in irl real life.

>>211872863
Do the Chinese actually think this is good? Do they hate old Hong Kong stuntworks and practical effects? Are they retarded?

if anything, they would be more like orcs, as the orc appearance was described as “... squat, broad, flat-nosed, sallow-skinned, with wide mouths and slant eyes; in fact degraded and repulsive versions of the (to Europeans) least lovely Mongol-types” where "Mongol" is 19th century-speak for asian.

>>211872863
I thought this was AI for the first couple seconds

>>211872863
literally just as cringe and gay as anime. i cant believe asians are so incapable of producing quality shit its fucking incredible.