I want to know why half the self checkout machines at walmart are never open.

I want someone to acknowledge my existence and say hello

>>211873608
I want to just buy my face wash without flagging down an employee to open up the glass case jfc it's like $12 who is stealing this shit?

>>211875664
Joggers

>>211873608
I want... eexemption from following the floor arrows if the aisle is empty

>I want a paid lunch hour

I want a white homogeneous, walkable city with good public transportation

>>211873446 (OP)
why all wypipo be makin dat face doe

>>211873446 (OP)
I don't want to remember nothing!

>I want a secretary but she's not really a secretary because I don't need one and she's actually some escort I get to bang in my office and everyone knows because I go out of my way to be really loud about it

>>211873446 (OP)
He should have just offered to hide the financial irregularities in exchange for a raise and some reasonable perks.
His problem was he got greedy.

>>211876449
there weren't any financial irregularities to hide. He noticed that funding was going to projects that just happened to be stuff Batman was using

>>211876547
I love how Fox immediately goes to Defcon 1 and gives away the actual secret for no reason
>i know that you're making equipment for batman
>LOL YOU THINK BATMAN IS BRUCE WAYNE?! THAT'S CRAZY BRO YOU WANNA TAKE ON BATMAN AND BRUCE WAYNE LOL GOOD LUCK BRO

>>211876924
Bruce Wayne being Batman was the implication even if the guy didn't say it, but Fox could have been more calm. He should have realized that maybe this guy could go public after being burned like that and they could instead work something reasonable out.

>>211877095
>Bruce Wayne being Batman was the implication even if the guy didn't say it
Really? Seemed like the only thing Reese knew was that Fox was supplying Batman
>what are you building for him now? A rocket ship?
If I found out Microsoft was supplying software to a vigilante I wouldn't assume it's Bill Gates himself lol

>>211877095
"Don't blackmail Batman" is reasonable

I want a small mexican man to be assigned to tie my shoelaces every day. Ever since mother passed away, I have been forced to wear slip-on shoes since.

>>211877137
>If I found out Microsoft was supplying software to a vigilante I wouldn't assume it's Bill Gates himself lol
that's because Bill Gates is a fucking nerd. Bruce Wayne would be a safe assumption because he's young, fit, etc. and who else would Fox help in that way?

>>211875444
hello

>>211876449
>>211877095
yeah, the guy did overplay his hand. But even if all he wanted was something like a small raise, that's still unacceptable. if you give into small demands, that doesnt stop him from coming back with bigger demands in the future, or just spilling the beans anyway after he gets what he wants. Any amount of blackmail is just unacceptable

>>211873608
it sucks, those only work in certain societies

>>211873446 (OP)
>Good luck

>>211875444

>>211873446 (OP)
>I want, 10 million deportations, every year for the rest of my life

>>211878271
> your saying that america is run by a jewish cabal and you want to go public with it. good luck

>>211879706
Kino

>>211873446 (OP)
>>211875444
>Mr. Reese, you're being unreasonable. We have billions of dollars, just take that

>>211873446 (OP)
What was the point of this plot arch?
This character seems totally unnecessary.

>>211873446 (OP)
>I want one hour of lunch break instead of 15 minutes

>>211873446 (OP)
>What do I want?
>I want IN, mother fucker.
>I could be, like... the guy in the chair!
>I'd be at my computer here in the office and have my headset on while he was doing secret missions and stuff
>And I'd be all like "Turn left at the next intersection, Batman!"
>And he'd be all like "Thanks, Cole-Man, you're an amazing sidekick, you're like a son to me."
>And then we'd high-five once he got back to his secret lair
>Oh man that would be so cool, Batman is so awesome
>Come on Lucius, let me join the Bat-crew, pleeeeeease?
>Look, I even made my own mask!

I like this thread

>I want a Cameo video from Batman wishing me a happy birthday every year for the rest of my life

Id like you to tell everyone to stop tying my shoes together when im sitting down. I keep tripping and falling over when i get up, and everyone laughs at me. Even that pretty girl whos two cubicles over who looks at me sometimes. I think she likes me. Could you get batman to get her some flowers and have him tell her they're from me and that im his friend? I....i....i...Ill go public i swear....

>>211883537
based cole-man

>>211876924
>and gives away the actual secret
No it's more like you're already in way over your head just being a pain in the ass to one of the richest and most powerful men in the world. So you think adding on them maybe being a violent vigilantly on top of that is going to be helpful to you? For a blackmail target?
Where if you're right he can crush you in a 100 different ways as either persona. If you're wrong, he can/will just crush you as Bruce Wayne. It's no win. So ok... Good luck.

>>211875664
Injuns get wasted on it

>>211884875
I just moved to Montana and started living around them for the first time ever, what should I be prepared for?
I find native women unbelievably attractive btw

>>211876137
I take a paid lunch hour every day and have never once been caught by it.

>>211885024
don't

>>211877601
What the fuck was the plan here? He clearly wasn't bluffing as he had enough evidence to get on a news network. Did Fox just want to look smart?

>>211875664
Move to a better neighborhood

>>211873446 (OP)
Mysteries was my favourite character I wish they did more with him

>>211875444
whaddup

>>211883537
Isn't that the origin storynof the third Robin?

>>211875664
>>211884875
>What about [face] wash?