We want your (You)s...we will take your (You)s. Your threads. The replies of the anonymous posters.
Ten percent. We want ten percent of the (You)s of this board.

>>211877559 (OP)
Shut the fuck up, nigger.

>>211877559 (OP)
Why? What do you need them for?

>>211878098
To get out of the oven, presumably

>>211878098
We do not delete the replies. They will be archived beyond their years.

>>211878135
Why do you need so many? What are they used for?

>>211878265
You will give us the (You)s or we will exterminate this board.

>>211878330

>>211878265
never you mind, you nosy bollocks

>>211878330
Go ahead. Then you'll never get the (You)s you want. If you come to OUR board and demand OUR (You)s, we have a right to know why.

I'll give you anon's (You)s but I'm keeping my own. Mine are more important, his are just lame bait.

>>211877607
>>211878098
>>211878265
>>211878764
YOU'RE GIVING THEM WHAT THEY WANT YOU FUCKING RETARDS

>>211878929
Shut up, nigger.
>*Blasts you with duck sauce*

>>211877559 (OP)
>mysterious lanky aliens communicate with humans in silhouette from a foggy room
Who did it better?

What if we gather up all the undesirable threads and replies? The twitter threads, the bait threads, the off topic threads, we can give them those and keep our own threads. Everybody wins.

>>211877559 (OP)
Could you take more? 25% at least?