my tv stopped working
how do I fix this shit

Your alternator and fan belt are shot, bud. Probably time for an upgrade.

Check for burn marks then spit on it.

>>211883783 (OP)
The big can shaped things on the back are caps. Those get filled with too much electricity so you need to touch them to discharge it. You might have to uncover the right spot, and you may feel a little jolt.

>>211883783 (OP)
that suction cup is probably loose and most likely needs a replacement. be sure to use both hands to pry off it for extra grip strength

>>211883872
imagine if this wasn't a shitpost and he actually followed your advice and died, you might be culpable of manslaughter

>>211883783 (OP)
stick a screwdriver under that black thing while its on

Note: The anode wire (big one that looks like it ends in a suction cup) can hold a charge and can kill you if you remove it wrong.

>>211883783 (OP)
check for scorching on the chips, connections, or excessive dust collection. make sure all connections look secure.

CRTs are so dangerous I love it

>>211883980
strange how their first instinct was to tell someone to grab the amps directly. hmm

>>211883783 (OP)
Just hit it a couple of times to assert dominance. It always works

>>211883783 (OP)
just a few bumps on the screen and voila

>>211883980
in minecraft

drop it on japan

>>211883783 (OP)
crts are high voltage devices, you shouldn't go poking around in them if you don't know what you're doing. the tube can act as a huge capacitor, so unplugging a tv doesn't make it safe to work on without precaution.
you'll need a oscilloscope to start

>>211883783 (OP)
holy shit it looks like a little city back there

Many things can go wrong on a CRT television
Most problems can be diagnosed
Not that many is easily fixed

looks like your timing belt is off, not to mention that misfire could be a gasket leak. We'll need to run some tests to confirm. We can get around to it first thing tomorrow, so you cool with leavin it here overnight? We'll give you a call tomorrow with an estimate.

>>211883783 (OP)
Do you have experience as an electronics technician? If so, you'll probably already know where to start troubleshooting. If not, you probably won't be able to. That said, big devices like this often have internal fuses. Sometimes it's just a matter of replacing those.

>>211883783 (OP)
Call lightning fast repair.

You need new cathode ray tubes

TV is cancer. Stop watching it.

>>211883783 (OP)
OP probably died already from CRT current discharge.

>>211884939
I rebuilt myself

>>211883783 (OP)
thanks for all the details provided moron. I hope it blows up

>>211883980
hehe mods don't know that this post >>211883962 is actually more dangerous than the one they deleted

how do you go from this >>211883783 (OP)

... to this?

what kinda things can I do with films other that wrapping this with it?

>>211883962

>>211883783 (OP)
this tv looks like a chonky robot you'd see in gundam or something

this is where the fun begins

>>211883962
I had this happen when I was a kid. It hurt like a mother fucker. Learned a valuable lesson that day. Luckily it was like 28" or it could've been worse.

>>211886859
damn dude, glad youre still kicking. those things were nasty beasts

Make sure the big capacitors aren't locked shut. They look like solid cilinders like a small barrell and have flaps on top that are supposed to open up when it heats. Plug the tv for a few minutes, unplug and if the big capacitors look closed or even fused cut the top open along the lines with a knife or just remove the top cap entirely.

>>211887134
I'm pretty lucky to be alive. Used to be at our walmart if you touched this claw machine and the automatic door rail at the same time, you'd feel electricity arcing from one hand to the other. I used to do that shit constantly. It felt like licking a 9v battery but across my chest. I really needed better guidance.

>>211887334
My dad said he used to take capacitors like that and shove their prongs into an outlet then walk around and discharge it into people.