Doo doo tossed salads and scrambled eg-- NNOOOO! NOT AGAIN TYRONE!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

gaping with babish

A man got raped and you are laughing

Its time for a negroni. With a side of cream sauce.

>Babish enters the nastiest state ran asylum his wife dumped him at - can't spend any money on private when she has a shopping month at Milan and Paris coming up. Such a strong independent queen.
>Dr. Greenblatt approaches
>"Oh my science, I’m just so heckin depressed and anxious that I’m literally going insane. SAVE ME SCIENCE MAN!!"
>Greenblatt gives Babish a look of mingled revulsion and confusion and beckons the orderlies Santos and Ferros the come over
>"Oh bless you science, heckin valid POC bodies and talents to take care of me!!" Babish exclaims. Santos and Ferros give him the stink eye
>Babish is wheeled at break neck speed in a stray jacket and wheelchair to the only available room
>"Oh science, this is just like my heckin movies! This is just like one flew over the cuckoo's nest! Oh, valid POCs, I know this is just for show but science bless you!!!"
>They dump him into a dingy damp room and lock the door. As Babish comes to his senses he notices Crazy Carl and Big Buck standing over him; his new roommates
>"Ayoo, this lil bitch seems mighty fiiiiine to me. Shieeeeet" says Big Buck. Crazy Carl begins cackling like the madman he is and always will be.
>"Oh, hello fellow cis white man and valid BIPOC. It’s ok for men to cry and show their emotions and go to therapy so I needed to check myself into a here to NORMALIZE THERAPY TO THE CHUDS and-- oh god wait what are these poor oppressed mentally ill individuals doing to me --NOOOOOOOOOO STOP GAPING ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT STICK YOUR PENIS INSIDE OF MY ASSHOLE AND HUMP ME AGAINST MY WILL UNTIL YOU CUM INSIDE MY ANUS I JUST WANTED ANTI DEPRESSANTS AND THERAPY AND SYMPATHY FOR ATTENTION NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>211886720
>the months roll on
>the rapes continue
>eventually Carl and Buck grow bored with raping him, so they start playing games, like having bows with dildo arrows and firing at his exposed ass
>"BLAAAOOOROOOOOOOOo!!!" Babish screeches in agony when violated with the arrow of by Rapin' Hood

>>211886720
>Crazy Carl begins cackling like the madman he is and always will be.
Hmmhmm. Yup. Yuppers. He needs a prequel story that makes this one moment all the more intense when you, the reader, understand who Crazy Carl really is.

This thread is a perfect metaphor for everything wrong with this board

>>211886790
>Carl dresses up at a knight using tinfoil and ties dildo to end of a broomstick and sallies forth toward's Babish's asshole with his 'lance'
>"Science preserve me" quivers the weeping Babish before the knight impales his target

>>211886790
why would he make the sound nixon makes on futurama

>>211886582 (OP)
Anus Analysis?

>>211886720
>Wake up in the morning
>Cry in your corner
>Pray to science to rescue you
>Get violently raped in the anus and mouth simultaneously by Carl and Buck
>Cry and scream in agony
>Vomit up cum and then shit out cum
>Cry
>Quiver in corner in a fetal position
>Signs a new check for your wife when she visits
>Bare her scowls of disgust and hatred when you beg to be rescued
>Last minute quicky rape before bedtime
>Rinse and repeat
Such as Babish's life at the asylum

>>211886582 (OP)
imagine the smell

>>211886790
>>211886909
>strap his ass to a basketball hoop in the yard
>babish is hanging there, from the backboard with his pants down and sobbing
>they take turns doing 3-pointers with a ball that looks like a bumbleball but with dildos

what the fuck happened now

>>211887338
hard kek over this

>>211887338
>Carl and Buck great an elaborate train set
>Babish is strapped the floor and his anus is where the tunnel should be
>the train's cardo is girthy dildo
>"Choo choo!" Carl says with relish as Buck hits the button and the Dildo Expresses speeds as breakneck speed towards Babish's asshole

>>211886582 (OP)
There is literally zero proof that the guy who raped him was black. Racism just has zero place in 2025.

>>211887646
Excuse me, chud, but Big Buck is black and Crazy Carl is white and they became the closest friends as they made a hobby out of raping Babish and finding elaborate games to painfully penetrate his anus with dildos. Babish ended racism through being raped.

>>211887338
>dildo darts
>dildo tennis
>dildo tetherball even
So many wonderful games Carl and Buck played. Very wholesome

>Carl and Buck share a laugh post-rape as Babish sobs, circa 2022

>>211886720

Let's say Babish and Kevin Nash are locked in a psych ward room during a particularly hot, simmering summer night. Who would rape who? Do you think Babish would win due to field advantage? What if they were fenced in on a dark alley in Detroit?

>it's an Anything With Alvin episode

>>211888461
I've only seen like a vid or two and he's offensive purely on been bland as fuck to my recollection.

>>211888342
>they first meet when Buck is tossed in a room with Crazy Carl
>the giganigga and madman stare each other down
>Buck's eyes dart to the door's small window
>Carl's eyes at the same time dart to the windows facing the courtyard
>both are making sure the coast is clear and when they look back to each other they realise they are both unzipping their own pants simultaneously
>they both flash each other warm grins, realising they were going to immediately try to rape the other before realising the other guy had the same idea and they are kindred spirits
>beginning of beautiful friendship where they become the terrifying tag-team rapists of NYC

>>211886582 (OP)
get the cream sauce

>>211888440
>>211888683
Ebony and ivory rape together in perfect harmony

>>211886582 (OP)
Joker'D

>>211886582 (OP)
>he made you...suck?

>>211886582 (OP)
Footage from the incident:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVcgHB36aNs

why is it okay to laugh at male rape, but not female rape?

>>211890578
BECAUSE I WANTED TO LIVE

>>211886882
I know right? e-celeb cooking shows are bottom of the barrel trash

>>211886582 (OP)
looks like the buck did the breaking

I'm frustrated.