What are the craziest alternate theories you know of when it comes to film? I want to hear the craziest. For example:
>Jurassic Park - this was the story of discreet homicide, done in a such a way, most believed it was just "an accident waiting to happen". This is the story of a very wealthy man, John Hammond, that constructed a park for one reason: To murder his blood sucking lawyer, stick it to his investors, and collect the insurance claims after the damages. Everything else was just collateral damage.
He inflated the park's value and planned to profit from the eventual failure and insurance payouts.

What are yours, /tv/?

I can believe he'd know that Nedry would betray him, but how would he know Nedry would betray him in the exact way that would inadvertently get the lawyer killed?

In fact if Nedry had been slightly more competent the disaster wouldn't have happened at all.

>>211889234
Nedry was a loudmouthed fool. Is it hard to believe that a billionaire couldn't obtain the resources and technology involved to know what Nedry was up to?

>>211889105 (OP)
The matrix was about a man coming out of the closet

Attenborough's accent was dodgy on purpose to indicate that he was a conman

>>211889578
>John Anderson (Neo) feared his homoerotic urges
>He feared the very men he was attracted to, disguising them as 'evil agents out to get him'
>In the end, he puts himself inside an agent, thus destroying his fear of his own homosexual urges and desires
>He finally accepts his reality, becoming 'one' with himself

>>211889105 (OP)
The whole movie takes place in a dinosaurs dream, it’s actually the prehistoric age and in the end the dinosaur wakes up and tells his friend about everything that happens. Then the friend says “that’s crazy, don’t worry that’ll never happen”. Then it pans out and you see the meteor crashing toward earth…

>>211889105 (OP)
The Wizard of Oz, written by Frank Baum, was a story about the rise and fall of the 1st Reich, the holy Roman empire.
The legendary American Frank once said:
>"The Pioneer has before declared that our only safety depends upon the total extermination of the Indians. Having wronged them for centuries, we had better, in order to protect our civilization, follow it up by one more wrong and wipe these untamed and untamable creatures from the face of the earth."

>>211889105 (OP)
the entire Aliens franchise is about illegal immigration

>>211890691
wtf dude looks like he was raised on a diet of rain water and sawdust

>>211890993
That's not a theory, that's technically a fact
>>211891527
it was a simpler time

>>211889105 (OP)
>Tenet
>Ives is Crosby
>Crosby is the super villain from the future that wants to destroy earth
>Ives is his younger self who is embedded in the TENET program to get the algorithm
>After the movie ends, Ives kills Protag gets the algorithm for himself in the future

>>211889105 (OP)
Ocean's eleven:
>the casino vault represents the tax player's money
>the eleven conniving thieves represent the corrupt elite
>the movie portrays how your tax dollars are stolen from you in broad daylight

>>211889926
Nobody saw Sleep with Me, but we all know about QT's Top Gun monologue. It's like "zippidy doo dah". That's from Song of the South, which Disney has locked up for decades, but that song is so well known. How?

>>211890691
My dad says it's about William Jennings Bryan.

>>211889105 (OP)
In Disney's "Pinocchio," Pleasure Island is portrayed as a place where young boys are lured with promises of unlimited fun and freedom from rules.
However, the sinister truth is that the boys are eventually turned into donkeys and sold into forced labor.
The transformation into donkeys, with the chilling implication that "they don't come back as boys" was a film telling us about how these islands actually exist, and still exist today

Friday the 13th:
Jason is Roy's son.
Jason is an unrelated deformed hermit who Pam raised as a replacement Jason.
Jason never came back from the dead, it was Pam possessing his body.

>>211895009
Like, as a metaphor, or literally turning them into donkeys in the real world?

>>211893911
i was unaware of this theory. this one makes a lot of sense

>>211889105 (OP)
Harry Potter’s fantastical tales are a hallucination, Dudley just hit his head too hard and now he’s practically a vegetable. The Dursley’s are keeping his retarded new self hidden under the stairs and will probably quietly snuff him out when they get a chance

>>211895423
The little boys get turned into donkeys (jackasses) and are sold into forced (sexual) labor.. the boys asses literally get jacked.

>>211895505
>It was all a dream
That's not very interesting.

>>211890993
Nope. The Alien franchise is about the human race being punished by killing Jesus.

Prometheus said so.

>>211896656
should all of humanity suffer though?,.. or perhaps, just a certain tribe, responsible for his capture and torture? asking for a friend

>>211889105 (OP)
Dennis Nedry is John Hammond's estranged bastard son.

I always knew Mel Gibson frequented this site

The movie farenheit 911 was about how the American government pulled some strings and blew up some buildings to dumping an entire country's military to bomb middle eastern countries, killing innocent civilians - all for oil, opiate poppy fields, resources and profit.

>>211899122
no fucking way

Stargate is soft disclosure.

>>211901044
most films are. I always believed the purpose for Ancient Aliens was social conditioning - get the masses on board to believe that we are not alone in the universe

>>211889234
>I don't judge people for their mistakes, Dennis, but I ask that they pay for them
Hammond had all sorts of dirt on Nedry. In the book, it's because Nedry's got a gambling problem and comes to Hammond begging for a job dirt cheap, but the fan theory totally works if just taking the movie at face value.

>>211889234
>the disaster wouldn't have happened at all.
The storm still wrecks havok on the island. It doesn't matter if he makes the exchange or not.

>>211889234
nedry's plan was to get caught the whole time

>>211899122
The US didn't get any oil from that war

>>211902549

>>211901044
Communion is hard disclosure.

>>211889105 (OP)
>Inherent Vice
I still think Doc Sportello and Bigfoot were the same person.

>>211901656
He doesn't have a gamblimg problem nor come to Hammond cheap. Hammond says he's doing a simple job, has him sign NDAs and all sorts of legal paperwork, not telling him what his work is actually for or doing. Then it inevitably has tons of bugs he's required to fix and eventually gets blindsided finding out it's a huge project requiring shit tons more work and maintenance, but he's locked in at the cheap bid and Hammond threatens to blacklist him if he leaves ensuring he'll not be able to work for anyone else

>>211904113
clearly, you didn't read the book

Every movie where it's revealed that it was just a dream wasn't actually a dream and the part where it's revealed it was a dream is just a delusion.

>>211904441
Read the book more than you did.

>>211889105 (OP)
Star Wars was all just a dream.

>>211889105 (OP)
Aliens 3 was just a dream

>>211903706
>Both characters are really same character
Again, not interesting.

Snow Piercer is a sequel to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

In pulp fiction, the suitcase was just filled with heroin. It looks like heaven in the eyes of Vincent, because he is just quite literally a heroin addict

>>211895664
It's really the laziest shit. There's an "Ash Ketchum is in a coma, that's why he's always 10 years old" theory. There's a "Bart Simpson is in a coma, that's why he's always 7" theory. There's a "all the south park kids are in comas" theory. There's a "Indiana Jones died in the fridge and nothing after the nuclear blast actually happened" theory. So fucking stupid.

>>211889105 (OP)
Space Jam was the sequel to Who Framed Roger Rabbit

>>211889105 (OP)
>What are yours, /tv/?

Early Westworld baited that setup and didn't follow through worth a damn. Both need a 'military-industrial/corporate' espionage angle on weaponization of dinos/robos to push it along that axis.

>>211892625
>wardrobe changes colour code spheres on the kabbala tree of life designating Kat as the project director Pattison/Protag's relationship shifts are the most frequent/salient.

>>211889105 (OP)
The Nightmare on Elm street movies were all just a dream

>>211901044
Is this AI, or did south park do s Team America on Stargate as well?

>>211889105 (OP)
Inception was just a dream

>>211889105 (OP)
Total Recall was just a dream, that made me wish I had 3 hands