What did we think of Alexa Blair Robertson's appearance in Terrifier 3?

We know someone lost their mind seeing this scene.

>>211890807 (OP)
She wouldn’t go to prom with me but she’s willing to get naked on screen with this stranger?

>15 years later and anons still don't realize it was a marketing stunt at the expense of a loser dweeb

>>211890966
Sriously, what could Garrett have done differently?

that looks like the dude from mister robot getting fucked in the shower

>cookie cutter fake tit blonde in an industry where you can't take a step without tripping over ten of them
yeah nobody cares

>>211891078
Perhaps he could have gone....full "freaky" and undo one button on his dance shirt to show he's a free-spirited rule-bending rebel

and worn sunglasses indoors, prescription of course

>>211891045
no shit, thats why it became a meme. It was presented as some sort of wholesome cutsy kid thing to appeal to middle class moms when it was obviously a cruel use of exploitation of a poor delusional kid.

>>211891130
Garrett, we know it’s you.

>>211891447
The berry thing was always obvious but anons conveniently ignore it being an advertisement for the young actress

>>211891078
Is the possible to learn this power?

Do you guys think Garett has fapped to this? Do you think he cried while doing it?

>>211891078
Lol

>no tits shown
>no scar shown
Pathetic

>>211894984
Do you think she still thinks about that fateful say Garrett took his katana to school?

>>211890807 (OP)
Her face is a bit weird looking.

>>211895426
Sure chudcel

Why no nudity?

>>211899342
Terrifier is a Christian film series. Nudity and fowl language is kept to a minimum.

>>211890807 (OP)
Is that Nick Stahl? I liked him in Carnivale

>>211891078
delete this

>>211899467
>Terrifier is a Christian film series. Nudity and fowl language is kept to a minimum.
>fowl language
CAH KA KAW

I thought she was extremely hot and looked her up, found out she had horrible kidney cancer, and felt bad.

Any feet at least?

>>211892096
Maybe garret is based now and understands being in the clutches of satanic hollywood jews is a bad thing.
You think her father is proud of her doing scenes like that?

>>211899654
I thought it was the nice kidney cancer?

>>211892096
No doubt he has. His wife is a whale...in her early 20s

>>211890807 (OP)
all sex scenes are pointless

>>211890807 (OP)
I got banned for posting her death scene lol

>>211899654
karma

It's funny how life turned out so different for them.
Alexa went on to Duke University, dated the QB of the football team, became a NY Knicks cheerleader, and moved west to start acting
Meanwhile, Garrett went to community college, became a technician, and married a local heffer

>>211900484
And you kept them in your mind

>>211900548
This dude got triggered

>>211891078
this

>>211900823
he cute

>>211900823
this guy got sugar in his gas tank

>>211900823
this guy gardens uphill

>>211900823
me after playing re5 once

>>211892096
Chad wins again.

>>211899654
Had? Like, now gone? Or she's dead? I'm not going to bother looking it up.

>>211902172
She had it when she was 3, that's why she had a large scar on her abdomen

>>211900823
>Chud: The Musical

>>211900823
>Ooh massa, I's finna squirt!

>>211891078
Everyone on the production place who made this has a very special place in hell.

>>211906084
It was a bunch of middle aged women who think this is cute. Can't believe there wasn't at least one man to put a stop to it or pull Garret aside.

>>211899520
CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW!

>>211900823
Is he sure he likes women?

>>211902500
lmao