lol but also truuuuuue

and he was fat
didn't want to shell out the money for a real human?

>>211892938 (OP)
I hate these pajeet memes so much

Any kid with a minecraft server could handle his workload.

They didn't. That room has multiple computer stations in it but the rest of them were evacuated off the island with most of the staff because of the hurricane. Nedry was supposed to escape on the last freighter off the island as it all went to shit.

>>211893075
you telling me he built an island full of dinosaurs but didn't build infrastructure strong enough to resist a tornado to the point where all the staff has to evacuate?

to be honest a dumb old boomer disregarding the importance of IT makes sense

>>211893075
>>211893192
based functioning brain havers

>>211892938 (OP)
>>211893194
These threads are spammed by bitter zoomers who fell for the computer science meme and can't find a job so they want to show the boomers how they will regret not giving them a job.

>Awww he's just like me, let's make him misguided instead of a scam artist like he was written.

It's been like 20 years since I last saw it but I thought them being lax on proper procedures and planning because they wanted a McDonalds theme park was the whole point

>>211894070
>boomers, gen failure (x), and soillenials are thinking about us again unprovoked
feels good to make jaded cucks seethe by merely existing

>>211894401
>constantly crying and causing a fuss anywhere you go to the point of being a bother to everyone
>WHY ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT US? YOU'RE SO OBSESSED

>>211892938 (OP)
>spared no expense
>PCs weren’t running Window 95
clown

>>211893075
Putting that aside, "spared no expense" only refers to the part of the park that is intended for the guests. Pennies were pinched elsewhere.

>>211894689
>meme about grant hiring a fatfuck to program the entire park
>let me make this about how zoomers make me seethe
lay off the gender affirming drugs, friendo. It's messing with your psyche

>>211892938 (OP)
That's the entire point, it's a commentary on the extent of Hammond's hubris and his belief that he can jew probably the 1st or 2nd most important person on his staff and get away with it for the sake of profit and legacy. Nedry is underpaid and overworked and has no power checks or supervision beyond Hammond himself who has no idea how his park even functions or what he's made, he's just every old rich boomer blindly believing nothing can go wrong as he sails towards destruction because he's a made man. Nedry is functionally the Wozniak to Hammond's Steve Jobs

>>211894962
do sloppers even look at the images they generate before posting them? it's could be a good slop but they just didn't put the effort in to finish it off

>>211894955
I wouldn't care if not for the fact that this thread gets spammed so often so it gets annoying. Like, I get it, you want to be seen as important and you have student loans to pay off, but the ones hiring you don't come here and see these dumb threads over and over.

>>211894962
he's smoking a lip penis

>>211892938 (OP)
how many programmers do you realistically need to run a bunch of big electric fences?

>>211895504
1 seems a little slim.

>>211895389
Looks like Bourdain too.
>Eat some Sea Bass tonight. Get the chili sauce. Have a cold morphine shot at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty resort. Get attacked by a T-Rex. Listen to John Hammond drone on about capitalism. Order the steak rare. Watch a raptor devour a cow. Smoke a lip penis. Smoke two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the dinosaur next to you, but let them eat you anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your programmer. Check in on your paleontologist friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.

>>211895758
sigh... yup

>>211895330
It's generally not worth the time trying to correct AI with AI from my experience. Probably spent an hour trying to get the cat bus from Totoro to be a corgi instead, after a dozen iterations, remixes and prompt adjustments it mostly just devolved into worse products. At this point I just prompt something that delivers reasonable satisfaction within a couple attempts and prompt corrections and go with it.

>>211896750
Well color me surprised, the AI slop ghoul is lazy and has low standards. Also, as a massive fan of Ceasars, I was recently devastated to discover that micheladas are rancid piss

>Diversity hires
>One white guy who knows how to do everything
SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT

>>211894150
To be fair that's more relatable to common people, a misguided idealist whose tunnel vision leads to massive fuck ups is a better moral for actual people to think before they let their idealism blind them of anything going wrong. A scam artist sociopath literally doesn't fucking care and will never fucking care.

>>211895369
>I wouldn't care if not for the fact that this thread gets spammed so often so it gets annoying.
your first time here?

>>211895504
Clearly more than one since we saw how that played out. The whole problem is that everything was tied to a single system. The fact they needed to reboot the entire park to get rid of nedrys virus showed how poorly the system design was planned out. But this retardation was required to show that Hammond was in fact a cheapskate in designing the park because he cut so many corners.

>>211897129
>spam is ok because it's le heckin funny and a part of /tv/ culture

>>211897418
is this your first time on 4channel my newfriend?

One good programmer can outproduce a hundred mediocre ones. Computer programming is one of the rare fields where the difference in productivity between two people can literally be orders of magnitude.

>>211897418
It's not spam. It's essentially jurassic park general. Everyone loves jurassic park movies and enjoys talking about them. You want spam, then look to the 5-6 inorganic annoying fishtank threads.

>watching kinos on his second monitor
Nedry was one of us

>>211897657
they got rid of the 4channel name.

>>211897819
you could at least make new things to mix it up a bit. The movie has a million scenes and lines that could be used as a thread starter instead of the same boring ones over and over. Also this thread is not a general, it's autistic anons discussing the merits of an IT security position that has been discussed a million times already with muh heckin spared no expense line.

>>211892938 (OP)
There's no such thing as sparing no expense in a for-profit enterprise.
You are always sparing SOME kind of expense or cutting some kind of corner in a business.

>>211897885
look again ;)

>>211897948
You must be fun at parties

>>211898175
>You are always sparing SOME kind of expense or cutting some kind of corner in a business.
Maybe if you're a shitty business.

>>211898300
more fun than you

>>211892938 (OP)
1 well paid White Man is enough to run an entire operation

>>211898413
Until you're wiring the park's lights in 1000 kcmil pure silver cables, you are sparing at least one expense

It's somewhat ambiguous in the movie, but not in the novel. In the novel, it's explicitly said that Nedry was hired under an NDA and told that the project was one level of complexity, then after he came onboard he found out that it the systems he was hired to build were orders of magnitude more complex and when he asked for more money/staff, Hammond flipped and threatened to sue for breach of contract so Nedry and his staff had to eat the extra cost and that's why he was disgruntled

>>211898954
Well it doesn't matter what Nedry's motivation are. You could still be well paid and be corrupt if offered the right price by competitors just out of pure greed.

>>211898954
You just leaving out the part of him stealing for another company.

>>211899125
Yes, it does. It matters a great deal. In the movie, Hammond is a kindly old grandpa we all like and Nedry is a scumbag scoundrel. In the novel, Hammond is a cheapskate with shit ethics and blackmailing contractors to do work for as little as possible. So if everything in the park is done this way then of course it would fucking fail. As you can see, it matters to the inevitability of the failure of Jurassic Park, the audience's respect and sympathy towards different characters, and if their deaths are cheered or not. Book Hammond was cheered when he died.

>>211899125
Well yeah, that's the implication of the movie and it does work, but the novel version makes it more nuanced by implying that he's being genuinely screwed over

>>211898954
you can't eat cost silly anon

>>211899240
See >>211899288, yeah in hindsight he is the catalyst for the entire disaster, but Hammond likely screwed him out of hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of dollars so it's a bit more understandable in the book than in the movie

>>211899288
>>211899307
Sounds like Creighton was a shit writer then because you wouldn't skimp out on security for dangerous animals. He was probably an anti-rich leftist so he just wrote in typical "rich people are bad" traits that make Hammond look like the bad guy. Not surprused that the real genuis Speilberg cleaned up that mess.

>only thing keeping the building sized carnivore contained in an electric fence with no backup generator

>>211899307
Not only that, but the book explanation jives so much more with the whole theme. Book Nedry doesn't really know what he's working on. The whole scope of it is kept hidden from him. He's doing the best he can to satisfy the requirements, but of course there's going to be tons of bugs due to these conditions. Which just adds to the chaos that arises later on. But it's clear to be Hammond's fault for not only trying to cheap out but keeping workers in secret, confused and terrible working conditions.

>>211892938 (OP)
>2 million lines of code

>>211899288
>In the novel, Hammond is a cheapskate with shit ethics and blackmailing contractors to do work for as little as possible. So if everything in the park is done this way then of course it would fucking fail.
This is also important because in the novel, Arnold and Wu are way more arrogant than their movie counterparts. They think the basic concept of the park is infallible because of their assumptions about how it was designed and built, and they're proved wrong. Their movie counterparts are much more neutral (Wu is slightly closer to the novel version in this regard, but he's given a fraction of the screentime). The only character who is consistently pessimistic about the whole thing in both version is Muldoon

>>211899609
old computers in boomer movies like these always look so cool, all cubic and shit, I always wanted to get one but according to /vr/ they can be pretty expensive these days

I feel like trying to play anything on 4:3 would feel really weird though and games from back then have aged pretty poorly

>>211893002
It's why he was hired. A fat guy is like 2 men, maybe 3 even. It was justified.

>>211899752
Who else was going to put money into the vending machines? Gotta keep that soda economy churning.

>>211899790
seltzer > soda

>>211899578
Yes, that's something the novel harps on regularly: the veterinarian, the animal keeper, the systems supervisors/programmers, the geneticist are ALL operating in completely unknown territory; they have experience running traditional zoo/military/theme park systems but have been dropped into something literally no one has dealt with before and they all have have the hubris to assume they have it under control

>>211899790
spared no expense except for a janitor to clean up that mess

>>211899875
Juanita was gone for the Hurricane. She'd clean it up when she returned in a couple days

>>211892938 (OP)
The park games are fun.

>>211899470
The entire point of the novel is human hubris in being able to play God while being completely ignorant of outside factors ie chaos theory. Malcolm and Muldoon were the only people who were right and they were swept aside and ignored. Crichton also cowrit the movie script so it was also his work.

>>211894842
>PCs were running IRIX
Each of those computers cost more than a house.

>I thought you were one of your big brothers. You're not so bad!

>>211901207
>Malcolm and Muldoon were the only people who were right and they were swept aside and ignored.
Yeah Muldoon is the only person besides Malcolm who is treated with hostility based on their views about the park; Hammond freaks out whenever Muldoon brings up the need for lethal countermeasures for the T-rex and other carnivores, citing his precious money/investments
>I swear the only media literate people on /tv/ are sincere JP posters

>>211901527
He has a damn rocket launcher. What else does he want?