Thread 211893354 - /tv/ [Archived: 926 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:36:37 AM No.211893354
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>family friendly summer blockbuster where a core theme is a mom trying to fuck her son

Why are old kids movies so extremely horny and weird?
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:39:14 AM No.211893479
>>211893354 (OP)
had a dream like that once and felt guilt later
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:43:01 AM No.211893654
>>211893354 (OP)
Funny I wrote a thesis about this at the university
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:43:09 AM No.211893660
it's a common fantasy. i wish I was as suave as my dad supposedly was when younger as well, at least according to stories from family.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:44:10 AM No.211893723
>>211893354 (OP)
>core theme
That's not what that means
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:46:32 AM No.211893843
>>211893354 (OP)
>core theme is a mom trying to fuck her son
That's not a core theme. That's characterization.

A core theme would be the nature of causality.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:48:45 AM No.211893954
What's weirder to me is that it's a family-friendly film but there are a couple of instances of profanity. When did they change the rules about that? Feels like you could get away with the occasional curse in the 80's as long as it wasn't gratuitous.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:50:11 AM No.211894032
>>211893354 (OP)
80's movies were a weird blend of childish and edgy as a reaction to depressing mature 70's movies, this is why manchildren adore 80's films so much.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:52:01 AM No.211894128
>>211893354 (OP)
>mom trying to fuck her son
Never once did she try to fuck him. She developed a crush and it's a numerous theme to explore. Your coombrain can't fathom anything beyond sex.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:52:06 AM No.211894132
i mean yeah that's a family concept, like a magic swordsman going round slicing people up or something ("but it's gory!" yeah, kids love that shit).

not exactly some French erotic cinema for adults, is it?
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:53:59 AM No.211894225
>>211893954
Just "holy shit" right? And other minor swears. Gremlins in 1984 is what people claim as starting PG-13 but that was for gore.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:36:21 AM No.211896221
>>211894225
He also says 'bastards' a couple of times. And I recall in the third one, the town sheriff looks down at Tannon in the manure and says 'get him out of that shit'.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:37:59 AM No.211896291
>>211896221
Bastard is acceptable on television, it was never much of a real swear word.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:39:34 AM No.211896358
>>211894225
>>211896221
"when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious s***"

(can't type it. it's TOO sweary.)
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:40:54 AM No.211896405
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>>211894225
>>211896221
https://christiananswers.net/spotlight/movies/2000/backtothefuture.html
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:42:16 AM No.211896467
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>>211894128
>Never once did she try to fuck him. She developed a crush
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:42:45 AM No.211896494
>>211893354 (OP)
Because those movies were made before teenagers became phone addicted shut ins
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:46:12 AM No.211896647
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>>211894128
>Never once did she try to fuck him.
She only stopped because of deus ex machina "felt like kissing my brother" bullshit.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:53:51 AM No.211896974
>>211896647
>getting the ick
>"deus ex machina"
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:56:16 AM No.211897083
>>211893354 (OP)
Because it's interesting.
Movies suck now because they're too safe.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:00:21 AM No.211897245
>>211894128
>Doesn't know what it means when a woman looks at you this way when you are alone in her bedroom

It's okay to be autistic, fren.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:01:22 AM No.211897297
back to the future mother croppd
back to the future mother croppd
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>>211897245

Forgot pic.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:03:37 AM No.211897375
Whats weird is that the plot still would have worked fine if she didn't fall in love with Marty. Like, the main problem is that she didn't meet George during the car crash.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:03:56 AM No.211897384
>>211894128
You've clearly never watched the movie.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:04:53 AM No.211897427
>>211897297
this is/n't funny, I have a distinct memory of this look, at a girl's house, parents away and I was there to help with a paper and I didn't get it. i got smarterer soon after after I talked with guys but the memory lingers.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:05:02 AM No.211897434
>>211897375
But it's funnier that way.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:07:41 AM No.211897524
>>211897297
i'd literally unmake myself from existence for one shot at blowing ropes in her pusi and butthoel and tits and face and back and elbows and toes and mouth and hair and ears
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:07:48 AM No.211897531
>>211897297
she's going to eat him HOLY SHIT MARTIN, RUN!!! ;__;
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:08:01 AM No.211897543
>>211897375
The joke/plot point is that his parents shitty relationship was started because of a weird circumstance where his father was perving on his mom and ended up accidentally in her bed.
Marty's intervention has George actually talking to Lorraine and Lorraine genuinely falling for George.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:09:42 AM No.211897612
>>211897524
>oral
>paizuri
>anal
>HJ

Many ways to save yourself.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:10:37 AM No.211897650
>>211896647
>>211897384
the only time she tries to fuck is in the car but Marty was the one who brought it up first. It wasn't her initiating.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:11:37 AM No.211897692
>>211897245
She's going to fuck him with her parents just downstairs? You sound like the autistic one.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:16:45 AM No.211897870
Lorraine at the table
Lorraine at the table
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>>211897692

She already gave a feelie under the table right in front of her parents. Getting creampied balls deep while moaning into her pillow with dad and mom downstairs clearly only makes her more wet.
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 3:22:18 AM No.211898094
>>211897870
that was just her being autistic.