>>211895682 (OP)when i was a kid and i thought of a joke i would go around walking up to friends and acquaintances at school and telling them the joke, one after another for an hour
that's what these types of threads remind me of
>>211895682 (OP)Proof openly talking about your problems and feelings is the worst idea ever.
>Babish enters the nastiest state ran asylum his wife dumped him at - can't spend any money on private when she has a shopping month at Milan and Paris coming up. Such a strong independent queen.
>Dr. Greenblatt approaches
>"Oh my science, I’m just so heckin depressed and anxious that I’m literally going insane. SAVE ME SCIENCE MAN!!"
>Greenblatt gives Babish a look of mingled revulsion and confusion and beckons the orderlies Santos and Ferros the come over
>"Oh bless you science, heckin valid POC bodies and talents to take care of me!!" Babish exclaims. Santos and Ferros give him the stink eye
>Babish is wheeled at break neck speed in a stray jacket and wheelchair to the only available room
>"Oh science, this is just like my heckin movies! This is just like one flew over the cuckoo's nest! Oh, valid POCs, I know this is just for show but science bless you!!!"
>They dump him into a dingy damp room and lock the door. As Babish comes to his senses he notices Crazy Carl and Big Buck standing over him; his new roommates
>"Ayoo, this lil bitch seems mighty fiiiiine to me. Shieeeeet" says Big Buck. Crazy Carl begins cackling like the madman he is and always will be.
>"Oh, hello fellow cis white man and valid BIPOC. It’s ok for men to cry and show their emotions and go to therapy so I needed to check myself into a here to NORMALIZE THERAPY TO THE CHUDS and-- oh god wait what are these poor oppressed mentally ill individuals doing to me --NOOOOOOOOOO STOP GAPING ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT STICK YOUR PENIS INSIDE OF MY ASSHOLE AND HUMP ME AGAINST MY WILL UNTIL YOU CUM INSIDE MY ANUS I JUST WANTED ANTI DEPRESSANTS AND THERAPY AND SYMPATHY FOR ATTENTION NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>211895682 (OP)This is the kind of joke where you're really just telling about yourself and revealing how much you think about swallowing cum
>>211895923there is also the hypocracy...
>>211895920The worst is when I laugh at threads like this and my Mom asks me "what's so funny" and I have to say, "...nothing"
>>211895961kek the carl and buck image is wholesome. it's fine their bromance was achieved though raping a guy cause that's barely a real crime anyhow
>>211895682 (OP)More like vodka, this rape victim always manages to shoehorn in liquor into his recipes
>>211895682 (OP)Binging with Babish? More like Anally Prolapsing with Babish. Amirite?
>>211895682 (OP)>>211897623Why do you care about him so much? Not defending him but he was always just some boring sloptuber I wouldn’t waste my time over
>>211895923>Proof openly talking about your problems and feelings is the worst idea eveDo it with your therapist.
Or a friend who you can trust will maintain confidentiality.
You don't do it out in the open on social media for the entire world to see, for fuck's sake.
>>211897738He representing everything wrong with the current creatives who find success.
>>211897836He probably started with that.
Ended up in an asylum raped by niggers.
As a man you don't get to tak about your emotions.
There's no benefit and most likely it will be used against you.