He posted on 4chan with no arms?!?!?!?

>>211897804 (OP)
>20 minutes of canned laughter

>>211897804 (OP)
You're an OP!

>>211897804 (OP)
https://vocaroo.com/11tZCasrkz52

>>211898666

JERRY! JERRY SHE GOT GAPED!

>>211897804 (OP)
>It's text to speak Jerry
>text to speak? How's that work
>not good...
>oh yeah why?
>well the other day I told my ex to duck off.
>like to get down, duck?
>Yeah jerry I told her to duck, not the other word that rhymes with duck and goes seamlessly with off.
>oh I see...
Krammer butt's in and speaks
>It's the auto correct Jerry, when are you gonna get with the times Jerry, you know what you need to get an iPad
>*baseline intensifies

>>211898666
KEK

>>211897804 (OP)
>Anon, word around the board is that you're a cunnyposter.

>>211899115
no, those are bots, sir.

>>211897804 (OP)
>He couldn’t solve the captcha Jerry!

>How was the movie? ..What happened to the crab legs?
>They kicked me out Jerry! Right when the movie started!
>They still have that singles policy in place?
>I know! I tried to tell them I was waiting on my date, but they didn't buy it.*laughter*
>Well what about Kramer's friend there, Robert?
>Your right! He was the guy at the concessions stand! He got me an extra leg! I bet he'll help me out! I gotta go. I've got to see this movie!
>Good luck! AND DON'T FORGET TO BRING BACK THE CRAB LEGS THIS TIME!

>>211898450
It was a live studio audience

>>211901494
do you know not know that live audiences are instructed on what to do by someone off camera?

>>211901738
Regardless it's not "canned." Canned implies pre-recorded laugh track. Watch the fucking show the people were actually laughing hard at what was going on it has nothing to do with being instructed but here I am WASTING MY TIME arguing with an autistic zoomer IM OUT

>>211898666
Checked and a top 3 intro if it existed

>>211901738
>do you know not know that live audiences are instructed on what to do by someone off camera?
Uh, this never happens faggot. Some shows have "APPLAUSE" signs, but never "LAUGH NOW" signs. What happens is
>show films a joke, it gets laughs, those laughs are the "laugh track"
or
>show films joke, it's doesn't get laughs, writers try to rewrite something on the spot, they use that new joke if it gets laughs, if not they just cut the entire thing
Faggot

>>211898450
>>20 minutes of canned laughter
I guess you don't watch any stand up comedy specials or sketch comedy shows?

>>211898450
No that's Big Bang Theory. Swear you could hear the click on and click off for that laugh track sometimes.

>>211900720
solid, grounded, put a smirk on my face

>>211901738
Good morning saar

>>211901914
I like Seinfeld and don't mind the laugh format too much. But it's fake regardless. Think of the audiences at modern late night talk shows. The hosts tell 0 funny jokes, they simply cue the audience to laugh throughout the routine with pacing and looks they give to the camera. The people don't laugh because something is funny, but because that's they're cued. It's there to simulate people agreeing with the host to trick viewers into thinking people agree with what's being said. Similarly, sitcom laughs just trick low IQ people into thinking a joke is funny by popular appeal rather than its comedic merit.

>>211903429
>The hosts tell 0 funny jokes, they simply cue the audience to laugh throughout the routine with pacing and looks they give to the camera.
Never happens. People are generally "warmed up" before the show starts. And most jokes now are "Drumpf bad" and the audience is filled with libtards that still watch these shows. Carson, Letterman, Leno and Conan used to have jokes that bomb all the time.

>>211903429
There are sitcoms that used live audiences and didn't cue the audience, take cheers for instance, people complained a ton about the laugh track going on to long but that's because it was live and the actors couldn't be heard unless they held for applause, and they rehearsed the show without the punchlines on purpose so not even ask the actors one what the joke was and could react naturally, watching that show you can easily tell if a joke didn't land because the actors all pause for half a second and nobody laughs so they just keep going, and the opposite was true as well, sometimes they didn't expect any laughter or cheering and you can tell the actors were taken at back for a second and had to pause because they didn't anticipate a reaction to something. It's why they started putting
>cheers is filmed before a live studio audience
Before every episode.
I don't know if seinfield was the same but cheers took a lot of shit for it early on and people thought it was fake.

>>211903986
Jerry's apartment and the diner were in front of real audiences.

What's the deal with /tv/ rules? I make a thread about a young actress I like, then I get banned for off-topic? How is that off-topic? They say it's some sort of rule against waifu-posting and I'm like Waifu? What the hell is that some kind of anime speak?

>>211903429
>Think of the audiences at modern late night talk shows.
why do you say that like it's a common thing to do