HOOTY HOO

>>211900662 (OP)
>PRAY TO GOD YOU DON'T DROP THAT SHIT

the nigga bought aluminum tubes! do i need to tell you what you can do with an aluminum tube? ALUMINUM!!!!!!!

THA NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MAH FAHTHAAAA

You might speak 16 languages, but you'll need it when you're in time square selling fake hats. I know gucci when I see it nigga, I'm rich.

Stankonia is willing to drop... bombs over baghdad.

Son. Have you even tried diplomacy?

>>211901729
Japan is sending Playstations.

>WE OF THE BLACK DELIGATION

>>211900662 (OP)
How did dave chappelle accurately describe Europe 25 years before they were cucked?

>>211901602
>say word they tried to kill your father

GAY PEOPLE ARE GETTING MARRIED FOLKS! YES! NASTY! IMAGINE THAT! TWO WOMEN, TOUCHING ON EACH OTHERS TITTY BALLS, CARESSING THEM, GENTLY STROKING THOSE NIPPLES UNTIL THEY GET SO STIFF... AND ERECT! BLOWIN ON THEM. BrrRRrRr. Men. BBQ. I like you. I like you too dawg, let's get married man. IT'S CRAZY!!!!! THAT SHIT IS GROSS!!

>>211901875
Things used to be better

>>211901875
Imagine if anyone tried making a sketch like this today. They'd get cancelled and probably killed by the lgtv+2 community

>>211900662 (OP)
WACARNOLD’S IS TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!

>>211901875
kek
>BrrRRrRr
nah it's a *PUFF* *PUFF* like he's blowin' on two imaginary nipples

i swear more lines of this show are seared into my mind than anything else

>>211902010
GETTIN' PAID
GETTIN' PAID

HEY YO CALVIN
THERE'S A THIN LINE BETWEEN FRIES AND SHAKE

>>211901975
they tried to cancel Dave when he came back and made tranny jokes. they failed

SHIIIIINE YER LIIIIGHT

>GOOD LORD IT'S MUD BUTT

>>211902344
BRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Alright, that's it. I'm locking this thread.

Now, the only way we can keep this thread going is if y'all go down to the Bronx, and bring me back some breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant.

>>211901875
>I like you. I like you too dawg, let's get married man.
kek, dave's delivery was great back in the day

>>211904013
MAKES MY
DAY
AYYYY

>>211904013

We care not for fleeting fame, nor for the best breast milks. What we know is, that years from now, you will get exposed for the scumbag asshole that we always really knew you to be. And we will enjoy it.

PUFF DADDY'S downfall is among the more gratifying downfalls in the biz. Although the state seem to have some difficulty in actualy proving their case, which is rare when prosecutors bring charges.

Alright anons, for fifty points...

What is... a "hoopty?"

>>211901875

Dave Chappelle's favorable opinion towards lesbians as opposed to gay men accords with the unfortunate fact of his false moslem faith. But in any event, it is perfectly natural for a straight man. I think there may be a Memri TV clip on same.

>>211904265
We in the South terminology on this one, Dave?

>>211904188
who else has been going down with him? i saw FAT JOE brought up involved with sex trafficking

>>211904339
Cuz in the South, Alabama most assuredly... it's a fat bitch who drives you around & you occasionally fugg

>>211904265
An old, beat up car, like Sir Mix-A-Lots's '69 Impala with it's single hubcap, cause the other three got stolen.

>>211904188
I don't remember this Chappelle's show quote

fuck it.

>>211905191
now if you'll EXCUSE me
i'm going to go make myself a nice feces sandwich

For the first time in my life I had brown sugar, and it wasn't in my oatmeal.

>>211902263
If you've got hate in your heart let it out. If you don't like Will & Grace, that don't mean there's something wrong with you, it means there's something wrong with WILL! He's a homosexual. White power.

>>211906720
Co-lin POWWWL.
Cunnilingus RICE.

How could this have happened? A black white supremacist.

Did he just call us niggers??? AWESOME!!!!!!!

AMERICA IS AT WAR WITH AL QAEDA, BUT WE'RE STILL LOSING THE WAR WITH AL SHARPTON!

>>211902263

>>211906820
>the Racial Draft part where Rice was attached with someone else

>>211906936
Yikes..this uhhhhh kinda aged badly?

making jokes about American political officials is pretty much impossible, nothing can beat the stupidity if the real deal.

>>211907073
you do not belong here.

I'm about to go from ashy to classy.

>>211907081
It was actually pseudo illegal to make jokes about Biden
You'd be quietly cancelled, blacklisted, advertising deals revoked etc etc

>>211907114
>source: my anus

>>211907039
every fucking time hahaha

>The nigga got dolphin teeth

>>211907227
LITTLE-ASS TEETH

I'd like to thank God almighty for giving everybody else SO MUCH and me SO LITTLE!

>>211907322
SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE WEARS UNDERWEAR WITH DICK HOLES IN 'EM

A sugar cookie man? This is crazy.

>>211907340
I'll thank you not to disrespect my coat. It's made out of your mother's pubic hair.

>>211907435
>what can I say about that outfit that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan.. it looks bombed out and depleted

>>211900662 (OP)
Hootie Hoo?

Buck Nasty you are so dark, when you touch yourself it's black on black crime. HA HAAA! Hit me baby

>that's 100% cambodian yo

Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it and hear a squish. That's funny to me.

>the nigga can fly, man. he can fly, he believes in himself.

SO LONG FRIED RICE! HELLO FRIED CHICKEN!! I LOVE YOU DAD!

>>211907731
>it seems as though tiger woods is happy to be black, and that's a good thing, because I just received word that he lost all his endorsements. Ohh.. that's a tough one. Amex, Tag Heuer, Wheaties, the whole shebangabang. Tough break nigga, there's always FUBU.

>In the past few weeks, Clayton Bigsby has finally accepted that he is a black man. And just three days ago, he filed for divorce from his wife. When asked why, after nineteen years of marriage, he replied, "Because she's a nigger lover."

Classic.

UNGOWAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

>Colin Powel and Condaliza Rice officially white
>OJ black again
What a day.

Some people say cucumbers taste better pickled.

KONNICHIWA BITCHES

FOR ALL I KNOW THAT PISS WAS DIGITAL

>>211908025
huh?

HOW COME THEY DIDN'T FOUND BIG AND TUPACS MURDER BUT THEY ARREST OJ THE NEXT DAY, NICOLE SIMPSON CANT RAP, I WANT JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>211907098

AND WHEN I LEAVE COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTT CHEEKS

>You noticed he shot him below the waist, so it's not attempted murder.
>That was very intelligent on Quills part.
>Quills knows the law.

>>211907929
kek

>>211907372

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME HOW GOOD THIS CHEESE WAS?

>>211908565
one of my favorite skits. occupies a position in my brain rent free
>HOW COME YOU AIN'T TELL ME HOW GOOD THE CHEESE WAS, MOTHERFUCKA

>>211907128
Zuckerberg talked about being censored by the president.
Now granted I dont trust that shitheel, but CEO of largest media corporation in world is 'official source'

you gotta diversify your bonds nigga

>>211908808
>>211908808
GET THAT SHIT
OUT
MY
MOTHAFUCKIN FACE

HOORAY FOR ME BILLY
HOORAY FO ME

>>211908623

>>211908565
>>211908594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgZcBXF90gs&list=PLLHHcQWkLnpp6thTzFW-xqFO_Ura6UeQQ&index=6

>>211905478
It aint even funny, what you dont understand
is that ill make love to my hand
ill beat my dick like it owe me money

>>211908942
somewhat underrated

>>211908943
nice deflection, what did that have to do with censorship in the 2020s political cycle with Biden?

>>211909045
i wasn't deflecting anything i was merely posting a zuck-related image, friend

>>211907511
fucking based

>>211900662 (OP)
In hindsight, was Dave Chapelle always this racist towards blacks, or is it all an actual CIA psyop to keep 'em ghetto?

Haters wanna hate
Lovers wanna love
I don't even want
None of the above

I want to piss on you
Yes I do
I piss on you
I'll pee on you

>>211909700
DOO DOO BUTTER

>skit with the camcorder that shows a person's future self
>Carson Daly fat still hosting TRL
>Carson Daly is fat now and co-hosting involved with the Today show and I think the Voice
lol

>>211907340

>>211909700
>THIS IS THE REMIX EDITION
>OF THE SONG ABOUT PISSIN

>>211909222
It can always be both.

>>211909700
>R. Kelly called me up and asked me
>How you gon make a song about me pissing on girls?
>I said
>How YOU gon make a song about pissing on girls?

I'm gonna tell you somethin' about me, Joe Rogan, that you might not know.
I smoke rocks.

OH SHIT IT'S WAYNE BRADY SON

>>211910105
completely forgot Joe was in an episode

>>211910191
Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a bitch?

i love this skit

>>211908275
GO UPSTAIRS AND PUT ON SOME LOTION! RIGHT NOW!

>>211910897
The woman who calls by accident is hot as fuck, she's in the switching fathers skit as well. mad poontang

>>211910980
trading spouses*

>>211907073
We had a meeting, and we'd be a bit more comfortable if you moved out the neighborhood; have you considered going back to Africa?

Watch the full unedited Mooney clips if you can. Funny watching him crackup between questions.

>Ok well CONFIDENTIALLY, I am crazy, and I'll fuckin kill you.

My butt itches, but I took a shower
*Turns to customer*
Can I help you?

>>211910026
>I got a surprise close your eyes.

>>211902067
The leanest burger in the world could be the meeeeaaaanest burger in the world, if you cook it that wayyyy

>He was a habitual line stepper

MARCY PROJECTS
MARCY SON WHAT

>>211900662 (OP)
How was Chappelles show so much better than most other comedy shows?

This lil nigga bumping his own thread erry 20 seconds makes my teeth itch. Relax and let it organically grow like the son I'm having with your mom.

>>211910105
>my feet are strong!

>>211904013
Y'all can't behave so I'll have to lock down the thread. I say this as an esteemed Reddit moderator, your racism is simply unacceptable.

>>211902344
MUD BUTT!!

>>211904013
Back

>>211905191
I have what is known as a venereal disease

>>211900662 (OP)
SANCTION ME WITH YOUR ARMY.

>>211913263
Go upstairs and put on some lotion NOW

>Maybe Hollywood will make my movie. It's called, "The Last Nigga On Earth." Starring Tom Hanks.

>>211901729
>>211901753
RIGGEDY ROW IS COMIN

>>211907322
>hoghry shgrit ghuysth

>>211908043
You gotta diversify your bonds nigga.

>>211915567
I bet Voss is very supportive of Israel.

>>211915645
Yeah, lately been he's walking around with a star of david chain, it's so funny

yall nigars kneed to kook up kokane wif bking soda and sell it.
all da best
cornrolla

P.S. ppprrrrrr

YEAH it was a TRAGEDY.
...can you repeat the question?

Oil? Who said anything about oil bitch? You cookin?

Is that your son?
>Nah I just bought this baby cash

>>211913326
no filter
everybody could be a target
laffs had by all

I haven't found Dave or any of his work funny since he had that meltdown many years ago. That soured the entirety of his comedy, even retroactively.

He thought Whitey was using him to coon out, like a modern day minstrel show, when in actual reality his comedy was bringing people together, and the powers successfully managed to break him to a point where it completely ruined any heart, integrity, or authenticity to his sketches. He got conned into ruining race relations.

>>211920106
you're a massive faggot
all his old shit is still just as funny as it always was and the new shit is pretty good too

>>211900662 (OP)
its really funny to me that black people think baby noises are funny. like half their Ebonics language is yelling nonsense that sounds funny

>>211920106
There's a clear personality shift with his later (mid 2010s) standups compared to his older stuff. That rich mentality really went to his head.

>>211920106
It's not just his work but is fucking attitude and his rich bitch actions. Nigga was likeable when he was young and playing for fun with the jews in pic related but nowadays he sits up on stage like some kind of fucking Black god and tries to talk down to his audience which leaves a shitty taste in your mouth.

Him buying up a small town is weird rich bitch behaviour too. Imagine telling some little hood rat in 2002 that his friend Dave is going to become the Tyler Perry of melanin comedy.

Armandale. fo shizzle

>>211920600
>the new shit is pretty good too

lol what? name a joke of his of the last 10 years. name it by memory you little fag.

>>211920723
so I kicked her in the pussy