>doesn't shop around
>wakes up the first moonface with big tits that he sees

k

>>211907326 (OP)
big tits is very important. also jlaw is cute, i don't understand the hate

>>211908198
>doesn't shop around for maybe a zendaya, or an aubrey plaza lying around

>>211907326 (OP)
What? Did you even watch the movie?

>>211909907
In the version I watched he spends many weeks or perhaps months reading all the dossiers on everyone and becomes infatuated with hers before eventually deciding to do it.

IF I WAS ON THIS KEKMOBILE THROUGH NIGGER SPACE AND THEY FUCKED ME OVER I WOULD FUCKING WAKE UP EVERYONE. EVERY. BODY. IS GETTING. WOKEN. UP. GOOD LUCK YOU FAGGOTS.

>jlaw
>big tits

I have a fan edit that I haven't watched yet that reorders some events/reveals. I haven't watched the original yet either but the comments I read about this movie really pique my interest. Almost 10 years old now, would you anons consider it a cult classic?

>no ladies, i actually have no idea why the pod malfunctions were limited only to women with massive boobs haha what a strange coincidence lol

>>211907326 (OP)
couldn't he have done something without waking them up? like lick their feet or something

>>211907326 (OP)
> big tits
She's a probably a 30C at most I would've given her a boobjob before waking her. Told her it was a result of the space centrifuge. Would've been a better movie if she then comes across the room of mutilated men who i practiced the surgery on.

>>211910529
>a cult classic
no, not even close

>>211910304
Maybe OP only watched clips on YouTube and that's why he never saw the part where he looked for someone to wake up and the agony he went through deciding if he should do it or not.

How the fuck did they raise chickens on the spaceship

She doesn't even have big tits

>>211907326 (OP)
she's too old

Both of these actors have weird unlikable faces

>>211910529
>cult classic

You yourself refuse to watch it in its original format ever after a decade. You have answered your own question.

>>211913253
Yeah but they’re Hollywood big. They hardly cast anyone with anything bigger than a 28D

>>211913040
a 7 second tiktok is all i need from a movie, grandpa

>>211913440
If you're OP, seven seconds obviously wasn't enough.

>>211910380
Yes. They are juicy.

>>211909658
>a zendaya
He already was suicidal, the whole point of waking another person up was to not kill himself.

>>211913507
who has time for a 90 min movie? I have to hustle and bustle in the big city. 7 seconds is already stretching my limit.

>>211907326 (OP)
>>doesn't shop around
Didn't he watch her application video and read her writing?

>>211913924
That's right pal here's 50 dollars, get yourself a nice haircut. Go down to the Chic Fil A and get me a chicken sandwich, nah make it two, two chicken sandwiches and a large coke. Hurry up before the second act of my kino starts. You work for me now.

>>211913915
He wasn't suicidal he was just sad because le loneliness

>>211907326 (OP)
I would have woken up a little girl.

>>211909658
None of those girls have big tits bro

>>211913818
Not big enough thoughbeit

>>211915960

>>211916035

>>211907326 (OP)
He'd seen her pussy and it's pretty obvious even from a glance that you're not going to find much better than that

>>211916094
Gross. Her pussy has been conquered by Big Harv. Now her butthole, that's a fine dessert a man can get drunk off of.

>>211915960
ultra based

>>211917665
You're brown lol.

>>211916194
Say what you like about the disgusting Jewish toad halfbreed, but he had great taste in women.

>>211918220
you're gay lol

>>211909658
This had better bet bait

would have been better if it had been a thriller about the guy being a rapist and having done it to several women before her

>>211907326 (OP)
I haven't watched this movie since it came out, but from what I recall, he had to learn all about how the pods operate, right? Honestly, he should have sabotaged her pod, then swore he'd work non-stop to repair it, she'd sleep with him out of desperation and loneliness, then he could put her back on stasis and repeat the process with other prospects. Once he figured out which one he wanted to keep, he could just sabotage it again and act as though his fix failed, then live a happy life with his perfect partner. He'd be long dead by the time they all woke up and started comparing their stories.

>>211910325
this quite frankly

>>211909658
>aubrey plaza
an acceptable substitute
>zendaya
Lol. Are you gay?

>>211907326 (OP)
Based

>>211907326 (OP)
Imagine picking a woman based on looks alone, and once she wakea up you find out she has a mannish voice, bad breath and an oniony pussy aroma

I’ve seen her butthole

>>211913915
Kek

>>211910817
>>211913424
Are you sure you know how bra sizes work? A 28D is large compared to a 30C or even a 34B which is probably the modern hollyjew standard. The letter indicates the ratio of boob:ribs. The bigger the back size, the less boobage.
30DD=32D=34C, boobs are all the same cup size but they look WAY bigger on the 30.

Jlaw is giant, her backsize is at least 34. Her flat pancake tits aren't that big, she's definitely a B, no bigger than a C if they were less saggy.

>>211907326 (OP)
>>211909658
JLaw and Zendaya have those kind of moonfaces that are qt. Plaza doesn't