Jabba the Hutt
species: Hutt

that would be like
Luke the Human

>>211907533 (OP)
If he's the only Hutt around the area then it's not unreasonable for people to use that as a description. Go move in with a bunch of tribes in Africa and you'll pretty quickly be known as that white guy.

>>211908140
but all the Hutts do it
>Rotta the Hutt
>Grakus the Hutt
etc

>>211907533 (OP)
How does the lore explain these guys building a galactic civilization

Hutt is his last name, retard.

>>211909026
crime

>>211909074
if every member of the species has the same last name, what's the point

>>211907533 (OP)
Great thread. Btw /pol/ is 50% porn now. Good jorb.

>>211907533 (OP)
Jabba is such a fucking based creation

>>211907533 (OP)
>>211909102
I picture him as an Arab prince or british king, it makes a lot of sense then. He's of PURE hutt bloodline & probably got a new last name when he came out age.

>>211907533 (OP)
>because Jabba was a fat gangster that means all Hutts are fat gangsters
>because he had Twi'lek pimps and whores that means all Twi'leks are pimps and whores
bravo Lucas

>>211909102
every Korean is named Kim and every Vietnam person is named Nguyen, so its not any different.

>>211909390
You try to shit on George but he's more successful than your entire family tree combined.

>>211907533 (OP)
It's like a guy being called Jimmy the Wop.

Jabba's full name is Jabba Desilijic Tiure. It's just easier to name him as Jabba the Hutt.
Kinda like OP the Faggot.

>>211909479
>rich guy that lived in Marin County had the opportunity to bankroll derivative movies and lucked out because of the special effects

>>211907533 (OP)
What’s Jabba’s tax?

>>211909760
He ran a stationary store and a little orchard. He wasn't rich.

Luke the Human might actually be a useful and viable way to address him in a universe filled with Lucas ideas made flesh

>>211909997
It's luke skywalker, jedi knight, and friend to captain solo

wasn't it like Atilla the Hun?

>>211909026
Resistance to Force powers, so that they could conduct organised crime operations despite the presence of Jedi, and the Jedi also conveniently took out their non-force-resistant competition.

Luuke the Huuman

>>211910057
They didn't have resistance to force powers, they were just very strong willed so it was hard to do the jedi mind trick on them.

>>211909026
Ran a chain of successful Pizza restaurants

>>211910157
Druish hands typed this

>>211909328

>>211910360

>>211910360
a true enthusiast would know that the musicians who play jizz music are called jizzwailers

>>211909328
Fungo Hairstylios origin movie when?

>>211909945
Anyone who has an orchard is rich, anon. That should belong to the state, not individuals.

>>211910360
QRD?

>>211914139
jizz is now jatz

>>211913052
Your sisters cunt belongs to the state

>>211909945
And he was a racecar driver.

>>211907533 (OP)
>attila the hun
>ethnicity: hun

>>211909026
QRD: They're actually the apex predators of their planets & are giant super slug-snakes ambush predators of pure muscle that swallow prey the entire size of humans& large whole in one go while they're alive. Eventually they did the usual 'we go to space & fuck shit up' jazz, had their own internal-species space wars, and then bumped into the usual shithead mooks. After they bumped into enough shitheads, they just enslaved them to force them to do all the lame shit. This REALLY ramped up after the Hutts had their own space warlord showdowns. To the point where Hutt society shifted from being direct action oriented into "how much can you get stupid foreigners to do shit for you" since Hutts began to see all non-Hutts in Hutt space as natural minion fodder & vice-versa. This relationship sealed itself into place after the Hutts beat some old mini-space-empire neighbor that spammed battle droids.

Ever since then, they've all just been chilling.

Need more hutt material.

>>211907533 (OP)
>>211908692
It's more like their surname. Think al-Houthi.

>>211910360
>>211914158
I will cope by headcanoning that Jizz and Jatz are the same word as reflected in different dialects

>>211910360
>And there I was in Boba Fett's Starship listening to Jatz and thinking about Princess Leia wearing her Leia the Huttslayer outfit

>>211916941
no need to cope, disney shit isn't canon

>>211917023
I am willing to incorporate Disney shit into my headcanon if it suits me

why does he keep girl slaves if hes a hutt

>>211907533 (OP)
that would be like Jake the dog & Finn the human

>>211916224
they'll announce another season of boba fatt any day now

>>211908692
Yes, it's a kid's movie series. When one person does something, they all do it. Old Ben wears robes in the desert, so all Jedi wear desert farmer robes. Kids don't give a shit.

>>211917263
Same reason why dogs, gorillas and niggers want to fuck white women.

>>211915897
Thank you.

Hutts are dragons and have enslaved people do their bidding. Most of them have been slaves so long they view the Hutts as gods, like the Klatooinians and Nikto.

>>211917263
he had to get it on

>>211910360
Disney Wars can't dicate canon.

Jabba the Hutt? Jabba the FOOL!

>>211907533 (OP)
OP the faggot
Species: faggot

>>211916224
Just read dune lmao
>woo! turned myself into a worm! Wormleto!