They can’t sell Spider Twink anymore without a connection to Maguire’s Spider Man

does she inherent his organic web goo

>>211907874 (OP)
I don't care about your capeslop children's movies

>>211907874 (OP)
>girlslop has failed for 10 years straight
I know, let's make Spiderman a female! It'll work this time guise!

>>211907902
Probably. Wonder if do some stupid shit like “because she a female, she’s also stronger because female spiders are stronger then males”

>>211907984
To be fair, Holland’s Slider Man pretty much is a girl

>>211907988
tobey's super strength seemed stronger than Hollands so they probably will

>>211907874 (OP)
i like when spiderman and mary jane are happy and married, so mayday parker is cool and yeah redheads are pretty so pretty much cool news yah

>>211908047
And Zendaya pretty much looks like a dude.

>>211908291
I’d rather has Spider Man 4 with Mayday then multiverse bullshit with her with the terrible Nu Spider Man

>>211908571
yah tru i dont rly care about mcu, they should make a new one with a cool peter and a pretty redhead mj and they should be in love and be happy and spiderman swings lots

>>211908571
Yeah well they've spent however many untold billions trying to make Tom Holland a thing, they're not going to quit now.

>>211907984
Mayday has existed for decades, she had a very successful comic run.

>>211908612
Spider Man 4 with a middle age Peter Parker could’ve been awesome. So many jokes of him having problems with his web slingers and erectile dysfunction. Could have Peter going to same doctor he saw in part 2 describing how he’s having a problems “getting things to work” and gets a prescription to viagra

>>211907874 (OP)
makes sense. Looks like she's been working out

>>211908657
To be honest I’d rather see Mayday then Spider Twink.

>>211908840
Are we going to see her do the “big change” scene topless?

>>211908657
So did Carol Danvers and we all know how that turned out.

for me its Raimi's Spiderman. Now and forever. Spiderboy aka MCU Spiderman is just straight up garbage who couldn't have outstanding or memorable villains.

>>211907902
Yes but since she was born with the genes it shoots out her vagina so she has to wear a crotchless suit and swing upside down all the time

>>211908988
Sad Sink is not an obnoxious feminist bitch like Brie. If they don’t fuck it making her a Mary Sue, it actually could work. Especially if hand Tugboat some more cash and he shows up for a cameo

>>211907874 (OP)
Holland's SM run is so despicable. Not a single time he was let to be the main character, he always had some other characters that pulled him back into MCU.
>Aaaah, save me Iron Man!
>Aaaah, save me Happy!
>Aaah, save me other spider men and Dr Strange!
Pathetic.

>>211907874 (OP)

imagine Sadie acting bratty and GRABBING Parker thru the suit whlle telling him to leave her alone

>>211909202
Couple with the atricious CGI battle scenes.

>>211909187
>If they don’t fuck it making her a Mary Sue, it actually could work
Do you think they will ever allow a girl with flaws in their biggest seling thing?

>>211907874 (OP)
So she was born with powers AKA a mutant? That's Disney property.

>>211908657
Just like She-Hulk.

>>211909202
Very telling when most popular Marvel character and MCU character can’t even sell his own movie because dude playing him completely sucks. Holland must’ve sucked a lot of Sony executive’s dicks. They fired Garfield for less

>>211907874 (OP)
Sony you need to read the room. No one wants female protagonists for another 20 or 30 years

>>211909607
Yeah, but sadie tends to play fun characters if allowed, by fun I mean huge and foul mouthed fuckups.
They also got the memo people want red haired characters.

>>211908291
>>211908612
I prefer when Paul is in the story.

>>211907937
Fuck off nigger

The real question is, which nog will fuck her?

A pretty cute redhead female? Knowing Hollywood, who's the black male actor portraying her love interest?

>>211909675
If she's going to be a secondary character that's fine. If she's getting her own movie it honestly doesn't matter who the actress is now, it's just Sony burning more money.

>>211909757
Time to introduce Miles Morales as the future main SM of MCU.

>>211909757
miles morales love interest

>>211909686
Based

>>211909777
Doubt it. She’s the daughter of Peter Parker so they’re not going to hook her up with an alter universe version of her dad. It’ll likely be Norman Osbourne’s grandson

>>211909757
Ironheart.

>>211907874 (OP)
literally nobody cares about that fucking whore.
are they trying to sink the franchise?

>>211910236
Go to bed Tom

>>211909952
Miles Morales isn't an alternate universe version of Peter Parker though. Peter Parker existed in his universe too but he died (until he got better and drove off into the sunset).

>>211907988
She's already stronger, but the jews mishandling Spider-Man will probably miss it and do something else.

>>211907874 (OP)
They could try other methods....

>>211910581
>with great power must also come great responsibility, unless you don't feel like it anymore of course
Why do they keep doing this? Spider-Man No More was one of the most well known stories and it was about him realizing that he can't just give up spidermanning because it's not in his character.

>>211909713
>Fuck off nigger
Grow up

>>211911974
because he was supposed to be dead-dead to make room for Miles and then they just brought him back and gave him the happy sunset ending to appease fans.

doesn't matter now anyway since his entire universe got destroyed and now mainline peter parker is just a cuckold loser

>>211907874 (OP)
We in for another redhead+BBC kino bros!

>>211911022
NOW we are talking.

>>211911022
Can I get Hemsworth getting fucked instead?

>>211907874 (OP)
>MOVIE SOON TO FLOP
Okay.

>>211907874 (OP)
I want to sink the pink into Sadie Sink.

Why is Marvel so dead set on replacing Peter? Him and Wolverine are the only characters they have who actually sell.

>>211907874 (OP)
if this is real i will actually fucking cum. the Mayday push of the goddamn century. i dream about times like these, bros...

>>211907902
I got some goo for her.

>ginger longhair Mayday instead of tomboy brown hair
sigh

>>211907874 (OP)
>OH MY SCIENCE IS THAT A SUPER HERO MOVIE!?

mayday is brown and athletic. Not a disgusting, frumpy ginger.

>>211907874 (OP)
If they keep the skin tight costumes and Sadie hits her glutes and quads hard before filming, I'm in.

>>211907874 (OP) >>211908291
>>211913191
Seriously fuck off with that dumb whore and her shitty spawn

>>211908291
It's nice, she's one ginger where they can't just rearrange the letters. But the bitch in the OP looks like a cunt.

>>211909686
Is MJ some sort of 50 year old slag in this run
Jesus Christ that fucking "art"

>>211907874 (OP)
Yeah the last few 'spider-man movies with no spider-man' did great, they did fantastic even

>>211911986
>reports the n-word
kill yourself NIGGER

>>211914793
That artist was part of one of the most iconic runs decades ago and he's been coasting off that and not given a fuck since.

REAL FREELOADER LEAK

This post will be deleted soon, don't snitch.

>>211908840
Shame about her face

>>211914877
He got the job in the first place because of his daddy.

>>211916348
more like freestyler

>>211908291
You should read the new ultimate spiderman.
The maker fucks with the timeline of another universe and intervenes to stop or neutralize mose of the heroes before they get started.
As a result peter parker doesn't get bitten as a highschool kid, tony stark offers him the power after hes already married with kids.

>>211916750
and his kids think Miles Morales is way cooler than he is

>>211912026
Right now miles has gone to the ultimates 2 universe looking for his kid sister and I wouldn't be shocked if hes killed off at the end along with the maker.

>>211916822
they're not going to kill off Miles lmao. They've done nothing but glaze the fuck out of him at every turn and give him a bunch of random BS electric powers and a vibranium suit. If anything they'd kill off Peter first to complete his humiliation ritual after turning him into a cuckold

>>211916786
Its an inversion of how they started. That peter is still new at the game while miles has the tenure.

>>211916846
The entire ultimate timeline was set up to die in an incursion (just like the last time).

>>211914784
>one ginger where they can't just rearrange the letters.
Nogdaya is literally a blackwashed MJ

>>211916874
Yeah and Miles will be sent back to the main universe before that happens (just like last time). plus I doubt they'll even get rid of the Ultimate universe since it's selling well, they'll just do an issue relaunch.

>>211916786
Marvel will never stop finding new inventive ways to have people tell you how cool Miles is. Surely at some point people will like him for anything other than his ethnicity or being Spider-Man!

>>211909202
>>211909568
His stories and movies suck but they all made Sony/Disney a billion dollars every time they released so Holland is going to stay. Same with the writing.

>>211916918
but he can make a lightning sword isn't that cool

>>211916984
It is pretty cool, but i still dont get how his lightning powers are spidery, i feel like its more of that "nigga heroes gotta have zaps" racism

>>211917044
Shut up, that's why.

>>211907874 (OP)
They just can't help themselves at this point.
They can't make a single fucking movie with a male protagonist that's aimed at males. There has to be a female protagonist that overshadows the male in every single fucking movie they produce.
>>211908657
Never fucking heard of her, go fuck yourself shill.

>>211907874 (OP)
>Reportedly
By whom?

Mayday is one of my favorite characters but I do not want her in any media outside of her already ended comic run.

>>211907874 (OP)
I don't want to see his daughter, i want to see Tobey

>>211907874 (OP)
>Sadie "nigger kisser" Stink
Gross
>>211907988
>because she a female, she’s also a cannibal because spiders a cannibalistic
Now that would be cool, a Mayday who has to fight her cannibalistic urges. "No, Spider-Girl don't eat the villain!", very high concept

>>211917044
Because they've been trying to distinguish him and not just have him be black-spider man.
If you want to see some really dumb shit look what happened to Ben Reily since the clone saga ended.

>>211907874 (OP)
Please no. Dont ruin my childhood with this fucking slop.

Still better than fucking Miles Morales who all the people who've ruined the MCU and other franchises so desperately want to push next. Talk about a REAL insufferable character

>>211918383
>They can't make a single fucking movie with a male protagonist that's aimed at males.

>>211907874 (OP)
>mayday parker
commie new year? no alliteration?
trash

>>211909686
Why do the Marvel comic writers hate Peter Parker so much?

>>211907988
they should have her rip tom's head off after sex then shit out a clutch of eggs on the screen in 3d
the after credits scene can be a thousand mutant midge man spiders hatching and leaping into the audience

>>211907874 (OP)

Is she the whore that got raped in that one webm that used to get posted all the time?

looks a small bit like emily blunt

>>211920130
>Captain Wakanda
No thanks.

>>211907984
desu they should have done a spider-gwen movie series, either with emma stone back in the day, or with that angourie rice girl who mogs everyone in the shit mcu spider movies. easy millions instead of burning mountains of cash to market tom holland's boring mug for the nth time.

>>211908840
Sadie Sink? More like Sadie FRIDGE! HAHAHHAHAHA!
also me on the right

>>211913171
Not Marvel but Sony. They have the movie rights and are desperate to create a SpiderVerse which for the most part failed. Also refuse to replace Holland and have to use every gimmick to sell his Spider Man movies

>>211918940
Same. You know these useless Hollywood execs will fuck it up somehow. >>211918383
>I didn't hear of it means it doesn't exist
Retard alert

>>211907902
Hope so. Web shooters are gay and retarded

>>211907937
you clicked to see the latest news tho. you're a faggot. anyone that talks like this used to love "capeslop" but instead of just moving on, they have to declare how terrible and crappy it is and how only fags like it and make a big show because they're ashamed at how much they used to like it.

This actually is a good idea in theory, but the chances of Sony executing it correctly are exactly 0%.

>>211921631
I mean I get the idea that it's the main power of the spider, but giving him shooters gives him a chance to use them in battle against specific villains like electro and rhino.

>>211907902
jizz? women dont do that incel

>>211907874 (OP)
>Doesn't stop 9/11
>Names his kid Mayday
What the FUCK Raimi?!

>>211921613
The fact that someone claimed it was successful but most people including people who have been into comics for over four decades have never fucking heard of it seems to indicate that it wasn't in fact very successful at all.
You sound like the kind of cunt that would claim Riri Williams had a successful comic book run.

>>211907874 (OP)
she'll fuck niggers on screen

>>211922447
>have never fucking heard of it seems to indicate that it wasn't in fact very successful at all.
Fucking retard poser alert. She was the only female Marvel superhero to have a 100 issue solo run at that time.
Even the most casual comic book fan knows this. I don't know which tbbt type pretenders you're talking to.
Kys

>>211922500
>on screen

>>211922447
Anon I haven't ever bothered with comics but heard of her existence through osmosis. I sincerely doubt anyone who is into comics to some degree wouldn't have a clue about her at all.

>>211917044
honestly spider-man's powers aren't particularly spidery to begin with. like yeah wall crawling and lifting things of great size relative to yourself but that's every insect. ants and beetles can do that shit too. the only thing that's spidery is his webs but that's not even part of his powerset. and where the fuck does spider-sense come from? do spiders have a precog danger warning or something?

spider-man is a fraud

>>211922602
Nice Wikipedia reading skills you have, fag.
I couldn't give a shit either way, I can't wait for this shit to piss more Sony/Marvel money down the drain.

>>211922842
From the multiversal spider god, obviously

>>211913953
Yes about a sexy straight white couple. We used to have those movies back in the day...

>>211923569
now and type mary-jane and peter

>>211907874 (OP)
At least it’s not red head erasure. Look on the bright side of life chuds. Glass half full.

>>211923671
I don’t have a problem with it or getting Sink. As a previous anon said, I don’t trust Sony doing it right. They’ll likely make her a Mary Sue and defeat the whole appeal of Spider Man, which is his relatability.

>>211923895
>relatability
>200 IQ chad who fucks supermodels and has superpowers

>>211924123
Depends on what version. There is a won why Toby’s Peter Parker is most people’s favorite and why people didn’t like Garfield’s for being too much of a skater boy chad

>>211907874 (OP)
KINO CONFIRMED

>>211907874 (OP)
would

>>211924123
when people say spider-man is "relatable" they mean they can self-insert into him like an anime shonen protagonist with a harem

>>211924359
I’ll take it over Holland’s Spider Man

>>211919579
They coulda distinguished him in some way that resembles a spider.
Miguel O'Hara has fangs, talons, organic webbing and is venomous. He doesn't have a spider-sense but still has enhanced senses/reaction time. All things evocative of a spider. Miles is just DC's Static Shock with but with a Spider-Man skin.

>>211924830
>He doesn't have a spider-sense
didn't even know that and I've been reading miguel stuff for years

>>211924901
Yeah, he can't stick to walls with each part of his body either, only the feet/hands thanks to the talons. So Peter has some advantages, but the main thing is the spider-sense as it's borderline precognition.
Earth-8351 Peter's spider-sense has been trained to the point where he can know something bad will happen days in advance, purely by someone's ill intent.

Sadie Sink can't do action, this is a bad move.

>>211907874 (OP)
old man spiderman would be so kino.
having tobey dying because he is in his 50s fighting some unstoppable lunatic and he saves the city while he dies.
And then yeah,have some bitch as spidergirl I dont care.

>>211924473
trvth nvke

>dumb niggers casually talking about Tony-nominated GODDESS Sadie
Fucking faggots

>>211908291
She is redhead so her boyfriend will be black sadly

>>211926978
Who cares,

>>211922134
its never utilized well, its always just
>oopsie woopsie i ran out of juice in the middle of this fight
He can have organic webs and still use lots of cool tech

>>211928823
Actually

>>211907874 (OP)
Great another girlslop. At least she is redhead so she is hot and they will make her fuck a nogger so I can hatejerk to it

>>211929121
yeah, he could still do that with organic webs? the plot device of him having to refill just isnt very interesting and leads to nothing but create "tension", its like adding that superman has to constantly recharge in direct sunlight like a literal plant to have his powers at all. he can still fly into the sun if he wants to just dont make him instantly weak when theres an eclipse or something stupid like that

>>211929357
I actually like the psychological elements to his web slingers. Having a identity crisis in part 2 which was causing his den slingers to work erratically

>>211929469
>Having a identity crisis in part 2 which was causing his den slingers to work erratically
every man knows the pain of having a dysfunctional slinger

>>211929357
The web shooters are cooler, so they're better.

>>211929773
Not really. Even James Cameron thought they were stupid and got rid of them for the organic web slingers. One of the few things Raimi kept from the script

Will they come back to play her parents?

>>211932379
Guarantee it. Sony will offer both a bunch of cash to do a cameo

>>211929773
peter being able to invent them from nothing the first thing he does using "spider knowledge" is pants on head retarded compared to just getting them as powers. It was always stupid. If teenage Parker with NO budget is able to just create those shooters, he could just as well be iron man with precognition and sticky fingers. The climb from basic and low-tech with him swinging around in a painted hoodie is a large part of what makes him so endearing and simply put cool. He gets his powers and he is out there instantly with everything he has to his name, which is nothing. If he has access to too much resources (or a rich sponsor, fuck you tom holland) from the start, it means that his actual learning experiences, as he faces off against his many villains and slowly makes friends and allies, means less. Imagine the anticlimax of meeting electro the first time and hes like lmao this shit is already insulated, yeah thats what web shooters do

>>211917044
Because the comic industry like to mix black characters with lightning shit for whatever reason.

>>211911022
Where can I watch it?

I thought the rumours said she was supposed to be Jean?

>>211908770
>So many jokes of him having problems with his web slingers and erectile dysfunction.
Literal MCU slop shit. You're part of the reason why the MCU is as bad as it is.

>>211932866
Peter ever making web slingers is absolutely retarded. If he’s ther smart why is he broke as fuck working as a free lance photographer instead as you said being Tony Stark. Tony Stark is the one that builds shit to become a superhero. Bruce Wayne is insanely rich and can afford his shit. And you’re telling me Elctroctro zapping Peter even with organic webs isn’t going to fuck him up

>>211914630
kill yourself, my man. first Spider-Man 4, then Marvel Rivals, then Marvel Tōkon! it's the year of Mayday!

>>211932866
The web shooters are a great way of showing off Peter's genius early on, it's been that way since his creation. Plus, it helps explain why his webbing can change from single strands to giants webs or constructs.

>>211934454
Forgot the image lmao

>>211922842
Spider sense actual somewhat adheres to what a "spider powerset" would be, albeit, it shouldn't be "spiderman can kinda see into the future". I'd imagine it comes from the fact that spiders and other insects perceive time much slower then humans and also have sensory organs all over their body to detect changes in air pressure and slight vibrations in the environment.

>>211934779
Yeah. Supposedly they can read electrical fields and changes which is how they can predict something up

>>211909686
>>211909948
Actual disgusting cuckold pieces of shit
>>211920207
Straight white christian male. Their arch nemisis

>>211932379
We can only hope

>>211932379
It'd be the post-credit scene when she returns to her own universe revealing her true identity and parents who will have been a mystery the entire movie. Then it'll tease them returning to set-up the Avengers: Secret Wars cameos.

>>211907874 (OP)
Isn't odd how none of these heroes can never have male offspring

>>211936545
Cable?
Damian Wayne?

>>211907874 (OP)
>MSHEU

hard pass

>>211924473
Would it be kino?

>>211916531
Eh
Not really
BPAs get treated as estrogen so all the boys are becoming girls and all the girls are becoming boys.

She looks how she's supposed to look in modern times: a woman who now, functionally, has to take the role of men. It's still not that commonplace but it's going to become more obvious as time progresses that this is what's happening

>>211934449
she's in neither tokon nor rivals albeit

>>211926228
They did old man Peter in the comics, but funnily enough, his radioactive semen had killed MJ and he never had offspring

>>211935373
cuckoldry is based, only low IQ knuckle draggers don't understand the joy of your own humiliation and pathetic, worthless inferiority

>>211909757
anon these are the same guys with put a ten seconds cameo of scream thinking she could pull a sequel hook m8

>>211932379
Are they even old enough to have a 30 year old daughter?

>>211937147
Kirsten no, Toby yes

>>211937147
tobey could, but it's rare to have a kid at 19

>>211934006
They were but at this point we won't know till doomsday

>>211937412
>it's rare to have a kid at 19

a disaster for the human race...

>>211920207
>Why do the Marvel comic writers hate Peter Parker so much?
The real answer is that Peter's got an incredibly popular series (Ultimate Spider-Man) where he is, in fact, happily-married and successful. This means other writers for Spider-Man stories can't retread this and need to find reasons to explain how this hot, young white man with an amazing personality isn't constantly drowning in pussy.

>>211937796
Not necessarily. 19 year olds are idiots.

>>211937889
mostly because their parents were already middle-aged when they decided they were ready to start having kids.

this planet is going to be inherited by people who marry very young. that might be morally reprehensible to you, but it's going to happen.

>>211932379
Technically in order for her to be their daughter they would have had to gotten pregnant in the first movie.

>>211939755
They’ll likely age them up