>What if I go BACK to the Future(tm) and end up being... GAY?

Beautiful. Bravo Zemeckis. 100% earned

It gets worse than that, Marty. You end up being Trans.

>>211911722 (OP)
>or what mcfly? I'm gonna fingerblast someone tonight. you wanna get finger blasted? look at these fingers. they're like sausages. it's like five big flashlights on a catcher's mitt. I'll fingerblast you so hard you'll be walking weird 3 decades from now. think real hard mcfly, you've got the wrong car, don't ya? because if you meant to interrupt my magical evening, it'll be like I'm stirrin' a tiny pot of fudge with a big rolling pin. you want your fudge stirred mcfly? you wanna crawl home in a brown and yellow tuxedo? you know why they call me Biff? it's not a name mcfly, it's a sound-effect. don't be a hero mcfly. shut the door and walk away.

Hypothetically if he'd gone back in time and fucked his father, would that have changed anything in the current timeline?

EY PUTO

>>211914351
lmao

shake it off Marty

Going back in time and changing shit shouldn’t magically erase you from existence in the present, but it should immediately create a new timeline branch where you don’t exist because even if your parent do get together there is a statistically low chance the same sperm and egg that conceived you would meet again. The only way to get back to your future is to jump dimensions to the time branch where you came from, where it’s present would be how ever long you were away from the moment you left. This is the only way time travel can work in a way that’s coherent and logical.

Lmao you niggas just found this out after watching RLM LMFAO

>>211914437
so did you, obviously

>>211914554
I ain’t making threads on it cumskin

>>211914603
>nooo i hate fun (shits and pisses self)
someone change the baby!

>>211911722 (OP)
>There's no changing my mind, Doc, this has to be done...
>I'm going to make SURE those big nosed demon-spawned beady eyed greaseball FUCKS LIVE OFF THAT LAND and don't go into banking..
THE MARDY' WE DESERVE

>>211911722 (OP)
Am I wrong for thinking Part III sucked?
Part II was okay but suffered with the recasts.

>>211915009
It lacked the sci fi element.

>>211915009
>>211915462
yeah III bored me as a kid
the wild west was for lazy saturday afternoon tv shows, not major sci fi blockbusters

>>211911722 (OP)
>No worries Marty! I have developed Mr. Prostate orgasm. We can just stuff garbage up your ass to get you off!

>>211914425
What you fail to grasp about time travel is that your presence in the past was ALWAAYS necessary for the timeline that allowed you to arive in the past to exist. Paradox is all encompassing and does not only work in 2 dimensions you dipshits.

So when Marty felt his future change and he kept fading in and out, wouldn't the same thing be happening to everyone in the future? Suppose your dad was an author who lost a book deal because new timeline George McFly got it instead, and he couldn't afford to have another kid so you just vanished.

>>211911722 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cuJA-F1YJg&list=PLWHVpf4ewtjjucC7fT8onCV0yfJymTjgk&index=3

>>211911722 (OP)
*recently deleted scene
That was in the original run. Probably didn’t get corrected until the late 90s at the earliest.

>>211914425
>a new timeline branch

>>211915912
What causes this mental illness of saving soijaks, and posting soijaks? Or as I call it, lifelong virginity.

>>211914425
Isn’t this basically endgame time travel? Still doesn’t make sense

>>211915009
3 is pretty universally considered the weakest of the trilogy.

>>211915556
I don’t think you understand what I wrote

>>211915556
What you fail to grasp about time travel is that a paradox is not always necessary. What does your arrival universe care about your departure one, once your atoms have entered in to it? It's perfectly valid for you to travel to the past, prevent your own birth, and be perfectly fine for the remainder of your life.

>>211916495
What doesn’t make sense about it? Imagine there’s only one timeline. At some point, time travel gets invented, and the person who invented It decides to go back 10 years. The simple act of going back 10 years creates a new timeline branch. Everything in the past is the same as the first timeline, but everything going forward is subject to change. The original time line continues to exist and move along without the person who travelled back in time. Why would it suddenly collapse? It would just exist without them as if they died. If they then decided they wanted to go back to the future, they wouldn’t return to their old timeline. They’re no longer part of it. instead they would jump to a future date in their current timeline, as if they’d frozen themselves in an iceberg and remerged years later. If while travelling forward through time, other people engaged in time travel, then they too would create new timeline branches. If someone wanted to go back to their original timeline, then they’d have to jump between dimensions as opposed to time travel. Each timeline is free to have there own ‘present’ as well. The logic is sound if you think about it carefully.

>>211914425
does it matter?
as Teal'c said in one of these mirror episodes on SG-1
>As I said, O'Neill, ours is the only reality of consequence.

you can do whatever. its not your problem, just go back to your own timeline