So true...

>>211915657 (OP)
Spielberg for me. Movies aren't homework they should be fun and exciting for the whole family.

Best kurbrick film opinion is everything though, there are a few objectively wrong answers

>>211915657 (OP)
the I HATE NIGGERS version of this picture will always be superior

>>211915657 (OP)
I usually prefer Kubrick films but Spielberg still wins because of Jurassic Park.

>>211915657 (OP)
Oh yeah? Name Kubricks favorite Wednesday afternoon snack.

>>211915657 (OP)
Kubrick movies are great but seriously flawed.
From the ones I've seen:
Strangelove - terrible special effects.
2001 - great until reaching Jupiter - then pure retardation starts.
Full Metal Jacket - great first half, rather dull second part.

>>211915657 (OP)
The stacey is 100% the better option.

>>211915761
Ants on a log.

>>211915829
Personality-wise? - sure.
But black hair + blue eyes is my fetish.

>>211915657 (OP)
for me it's Michael Bay and Lucio Fulci

>>211915657 (OP)
Wtf, she's not like other girls. Left is all pretty and girly with blonde hair, blue eyes, big smile and cute top, but right is black hair and not smiling, but prefers Kubrick to someone life Spielberg or tarantino. Interesting.

>>211915657 (OP)
once i said 2001 was a boring movie in class (it was decades ago i'm over 18 now) and the teacher heard me and told me i didn't get the movie. he was probably right. and he was a good friend

>>211915966
the only good scenes were the monkeys clubbing each other and Hal 9000 malfunctioning prove me wrong

>>211915657 (OP)
Why do we pretend left would be a stacy when in reality they're both fat lesbians?

>>211915922
Goth/emo/wicka chicks are more common than Stacey cheerleaders at this point. Especially fat ones.

>>211915657 (OP)

>>211916062
i will once i watch it again. which will probably be never ever because i like my deep messages to be more subtle but maybe one day we'll see each other again and discuss the movie at lengths

>>211915657 (OP)
>inside you there are two whores

>>211915657 (OP)
Lighthearted blonde christian girls are actually better persons IRL

>>211916308
And by christian I'm sure you mean
>calls themselves that despite not knowing what it actually means

>>211915657 (OP)
a younger me would say Tarantino but Spielberg has really grown on me as i watch favorites from my childhood, something so iconic about his sets and imagery.

>>211915861
Black hair + blue eyes isn't limited to goths.
I dated a stacy once with that aesthetic. Big tits as well. She was nuts though, but most pretty girls in my experience are way more crazy than your average plain jane trying to just blend in.

>>211916595
Who cares, girls are dumb and will never understand anything deep or complex. As long as they just blindly follow their pastors commands of waiting till marriage, you're good.

>>211916887
>as long as they're irrational and blindly obedient to your local LARPing idiologue then you're good
Lol

>>211916944
Yup

>>211915829
>Option
Just impregnate both of them.

>>211916944
As opposed to what, being irrational and blindly obedient to (((their))) LARPing idiologue?
Like what are you even bitching about ya big baby?

>>211917269
I'm not a mormon.

>>211915657 (OP)
Kubrick is better than Spielberg and Tarantino.

Neil breen

>>211915657 (OP)
Mann

>>211917277
I'm not bitching about anything. I'm making fun if you for pretending to be a woman expert.

>>211915657 (OP)
the right answer is always: depends on the movie

>>211917599
No one is pretending to be a "woman expert" you autist and you're beginning to sound like a simp because anon said all women are dumb (which they are)

>>211915657 (OP)
Is this the femcel version of

>Where do you work out
>The library

For me it’s Sergio Leone

Jews or jews?
Jews.

>>211917682
I'm a simp for making fun of a guy simping for a cartoon girl based on an equally imaginary person they made up for the sake of their post? That makes no sense at all.

>>211917867
No you idiot, I'm implying you're a simp for getting pissy over a guy saying all women are dumb. Try and keep up.

>>211917752
>Jews
> or
>jews ?
>Jews,bitch
ftfy

>>211917921
But that's not what I was doing.

>>211918041
Pray tell, what were you doing then? Spazzing out over religion?

>>211918173
Yes.

>>211915842
Banana version mogs

>>211918229
Very weird but ok.

>>211915657 (OP)
Based, honestly.

>>211915657 (OP)
Scorsese, whores
(But no seriously it's Kubrick)

>>211915687
Fact

Retards that think they have good taste always end up picking Kubrick or Lynch.

>>211916944
>greentext projection way off the mark
Every fucking time. Kill yourself.

>>211917752
Kubrick renounced Judaism and said hitler was right about everything thoughbeit

>>211921350
Avg /tv/ discussion

>>211915657 (OP)
this was drawn by an obese, grease covered man in a dingey basement uploaded to a website that doesn't exist anymore.

Me, a David Lean enjoyer

Women don't watch movies, zoomers don't watch movies.
Bitches don't even know about Jim Henson anymore.

Looking back on it, was quirk chungus alt shit like this a sign of the civilizational deterioration to come?

>>211915673
People here have have... Families?

>>211915657 (OP)
Why would anyone say Tarantino

>So for the next scene, someone has to put Selma Hayek’s foot in their mouth. No volunteers? Fine, I guess I’ll do it
>So for the next scene, I need someone to shout the n word with a hard r at 2 black people as loud as they can. No one? Guess it’s gotta be ol Quintin
>For this next scene, someone has to get naked and pretend to blow Samuel L Jackson. No, I won’t do it
Legit, what is his problem?

>>211923197
My ex gf had that exact same aesthetic on the girl on the right except instead of avengers she was very into Harry Potter. Also horoscopes.

>>211924100
Here's something for you to chew on: What if the other actor jumped at the chance to blow Samuel J.? Consider all sides and their feelings. Tarantino graciously stepped aside to let someone else have a go.

>>211915687
3PBP

all of them! you watch films, because you like them, not because of culture war. the spielberg movie i rewatched today was great, better so during times where we think of war a lot and all the damage it does to people not involved directly. also, how did christian bale just look like a midget form of his older self? like a small adult!

>>211918711
favorite director and movie. now.

>>211915657 (OP)
>left
2 boyfriends and only had sex a few time
>right
7 boyfriends but has had sex with countless men

>>211925851
trvthnvke
Alt girls, albeit goth/emo/skater/scene/whatever are all the biggest whores.
I can still vividly remember some frumpy alt girl in highschool getting passed around some skater punk friend group and pretending to date every single one of them every week. Said friend group fell apart once she collected semen from all of them.

>>211923197
avenger is the nerdest shit possible in the univers of nerdshit. girls into star wars or harry potter can be hot but "girls" into avenger have some serious issues

>>211915687
Third post best post

kubrick is for pseuds real patricians choose fellini

>>211915657 (OP)
Who won? Who's next? You decide!

۔>>211926514
"Real patricians" choose Fellini, but kinophiles choose Tinto Brass

>for me, anon? It's Sergio Leone's "Once upon a time in the West"

211926817<<
how the hell did you reverse this? what the hell is going on?? also, joking aside a true kinophiliac watches almost everything or gives it a chance at least. even the sloppiest of slops isnt devoid of a hint of quality, yes, even disneyslop. trying to see the positive in life is important, even if it sucks as a whole.

>>211916102
I forgot what the original was but it’s about music or some shit and the girl says Slipknot bitch

>>211916308
The only women beyond muh secks before marriage who actually care about the Bible are elderly women

>>211915657 (OP)
Tarantino cannot write dialogue for shit. Pulp Fiction is a good story but literally everyone talks the same, and this carries over to all of his movies

>>211915657 (OP)
Blonde wouldn't be asking Tarantino. Raven wouldn't watch Kubrick.

>Spielberg or Burton?
>Tarantino

is the most realistic conversation between these two stereotypes

>>211925851
So they're both whores?

>>211928624
Depends. If your definition of a whore is anyone with a nonzero bodycount, then yes they're whores. To normal people, a whore is anyone with a double digit bodycount that usually exceeds 20 partners at least.

>>211929271
"Normal people" think mutilating baby boys at birth is sanitary and think men can be women because they wear dresses and cut their dicks off. I couldn't care less what they believe.
>double digit bodycount that usually exceeds 20 partners at least.
So 19 is ok? How do you faggots even rationalise a number?

>>211929271
>To normal people, a whore is anyone with a double digit bodycount that usually exceeds 20 partners at least
Ahahaha how embarrassing for you.

>>211929708
I never said I was normal brother :)
No hymen, no diamond!

>>211929556
>"Normal people" think mutilating baby boys at birth is sanitary and think men can be women because they wear dresses and cut their dicks off. I couldn't care less what they believe.
All very true. No objections there.
>double digit bodycount that usually exceeds 20 partners at least.
>So 19 is ok? How do you faggots even rationalise a number?
I think the way its rationalized is based on statistics. Your average girl these days is having between 10-20 extramarital partners. As such, it's "normal" for a girl to have been with 19 guys but way too much if it's 21 guys. And I think there's fudge factors too, like to reject a girl because she had 16 partners too many would likely be a valid reason to most normal people. But if you're rejecting them for say 8-12 partners, you might be thought of as weird or prudish.
I hang out with normies so I know what I'm talking about.

>>211915657 (OP)

Actually this is a very accurate depiction. They're both attention whores with no deep knowledge about anything more than what's necessary to build a persona. and women hate each other. Then some art whore decided to draw literally herself acting edgy with zero self-awareness.

Behold, a woman

>>211915657 (OP)
Tarantino is not remotely on the same level as Kubrick or Spielberg

>>211930703
>it's "normal" for a girl to have been with 19 guys but way too much if it's 21 guys. And I think there's fudge factors too, like to reject a girl because she had 16 partners too many would likely be a valid reason to most normal people. But if you're rejecting them for say 8-12 partners, you might be thought of as weird or prudish.
They honestly aren't human, this doesn't even make sense. Apologies for lashing out at you though, I get a little heated with this shite.

>>211915657 (OP)
Tarantino for me. Movies aren't MCdonalds. They should the director's vision above all else

>>211931099
True. He completely BTFO both

Why would someone normalize having multiple sex partners, why would someone accept and invite this kind of trainwreck into one's life?

>>211915657 (OP)

>>211915679
The best is 2001

>>211915966
The movie gets a lot better if you view it as a Nietzschean allegory

>subversive kike or self-hating foot fetishist
>even bigger subversive kike, bitch

>>211934044
This is a kike's world
This is a kike's world
But it wouldn't be nothing
Nothing without a goy or a Kofer

>>211915657 (OP)
why do you guys wanna be chick's so bad
>>211930827
uoh

>>211915786
FMJ second half grows on you over time
EWS & Clockwork Orange are still timeless