Serious question. How did Christina Hendricks ever put together a career?
Doesn’t Hollywood hate boobs?

>>211915944 (OP)
I call her mommy when I cum for her

>>211915944 (OP)
All the greatest actresses in history had small tits
Nude scenes are for third worlders

>>211915944 (OP)
Her tits are fake.
There are bikini photos of her from her past and her boobs were normal-sized.
Tits don't grown 10 times suddenly.

>>211916068
>t. gay guy

>>211916095
>Tits don't grown 10 times suddenly.
Sometimes they do, I have a friend like that.

>>211915944 (OP)
She had a good TV career but Mad Men happened too late in her career to make the jump to films. Obviously Syd Sweeney's career exists in large part for two reasons but I do think Hwood has very limited space for large chested actresses. Especially when the industry can enforce thinness pressure so easily.

I've never watched any of her movies

>>211915944 (OP)
she was so hot on that mtv show I can't even remember the name of right now sigh I love you redheads thank you for being there for me

>>211915944 (OP)
She used to be thin, back when she modeled.

>>211916095
Ain't no way those>>211916208
tits are fake my gay friend

Only get her shot because of a tv show and because it was so good. Her archetype was the buxom beauty so it was fine for the 50s show

>>211916217
Undressed

>>211916146
Would believe they're real if she ever shown them.
But she strategically never does - not because she's so prudish, but likely because they look terrible when naked.

>>211916256
They probably sag to her waist now, the only supposed tit shot we have is a closeup of the being proped up by her gown

>>211915944 (OP)
She got a lucky opportunity with Mad Men.
Joan is clearly just meant to be one-dimensional eye candy with zero backstory or ambition in the early episodes, but Hendricks actually gives the character some life and by the end she's a proper member of the main cast.

>>211916256
You didn't see the leak? For shame.

>>211916248
>>211916222
My cherie amour

>>211916418
No face = not confirmed her.

>>211915944 (OP)
she has a terrible agent.
She was great in Drive, she was great in Mad Men, they just can sell her because they have to put a disclaimer before the movie saying that she is actually 'full figured' so that the envious fat bitches don't boycott the movie.

>>211916222
"Thin girl with small breasts gets big boobs when she balloons into a fat hog" is a tale as old as time. You don't need implants if you're genetically predisposed to big boobs when you're a 200+ lb woman with 40% bf.

>>211916095
Fake tits stand out and with the amount of cleavage she shows it would be super obvious, they're definitely real.

>>211916302
GOD imagine how gorgeous her big fat saggers are, that's the type of shit that keeps me alive

>>211915944 (OP)
She saw Lauren Phillips had beaten her to the punch for a big titty red head MILF in porn so she had to pursue a TV career instead.

>>211915944 (OP)
Built for BWC

If they were fake, that info would have been leaked ages ago with how vindictive other actresses are in hollyjew.
When other women can't say shit, you know they're real.
>>211916222
This is a case of genetic expression. She was always meant to have huge sweater puppies. Her body just had a prolonged time-frame for puberty.

>>211916068
>greatest actresses
This isn't a very high skill ceiling

>>211916734
The sag would be too much for us to handle

>>211916095
There are paparazzi pictures of her in braless tops and they definitely hang like natural breasts.
I should know, my last gf had natural J cups.

>>211916095
>Anon discovers push-up technology

>>211916222
>Asian moon runes
KHAN'D

>>211916799
Nope lol.

>>211916302
Bro chill out, her tits are like G cups at best.
She just knows how to flaunt them. They really aren't that huge.

>>211916957
This is from Japan so it's more like
>NAKADASHI'D

>>211916997
he looks like he was made in the fallout NV character creator

>>211917033
Fair point. Touche.

>>211915944 (OP)

If Jon Hamm couldn’t become a movie star why would Hendricks?
>BUT MUH BOOBIES
Ever considered that maybe she wasn’t interested in just doing nudity for roles?

>>211916997
Why would she marry such an ugly mfer like that?
>Christina Hendricks is 5 feet 8 inches tall
So height really is all that matters.

>>211917118
>Geoffrey Arend is 6 feet 3 inches tall (1.91 meters).
Lanklet paki height mogs most dudes here

>>211917118
She married booger. Dude is basically the poster child for disgusting jew rat. No way in hell she married him for his looks.

>>211918298
Lopsided

>>211915944 (OP)
Give it to me straight bros. What does it take to score a huge tiddy beauty like this?
For reference, I am white, 6'0, 20%bf, make $100k before taxes, and own a home on a 2 acre property

>>211918611
Most breasts are uneven. In fact the majority of women's breasts are typically larger on the left. Biologists think it has to do with the frequency of most people being right handed.

>>211918734
Go up to them and say hi.

>>211918734
Be funny and have an ok amount of money that you can take her places
Don't be disgustingly fat
You can be skinny fat powerlifter body type.

t. Married to published bigtiddy model

>>211917085
They were showering hamm with offers and he turned them down because he didn’t want to play don draper anymore

>>211915944 (OP)
It's called "being an ugly Jew"

>>211918611
>>211918747
They're not lopsided
The difference isn't noticeable most of the time, very rarely it's one cup size or more different and stands out

>>211915944 (OP)
She looks like her pusy STINKS !

>>211916068
>Small tits
>Great actress
We get it, you re gay

>>211918786
I do that and they say hi back, then they leave.
>>211918792
>Be funny
Huh. I need to work on that.
I could drop some weight I guess too, go down to 18-15%.
>t. Married to published bigtiddy model
Grats man, happy for you

>>211917076
lel

>>211916068
attractive actresses are given a pass because of halo syndrome,
Marilyn Monroe sucked shit at acting.

>>211919417
Jeetai slop

>>211916095
She's just a fat cow.

>>211919134
>I do that and they say hi back, then they leave
You're just supposed to naturally transition into conversation dude, you're doing something wrong.

>>211916923
>he doesn't like a heavy sag
ngmi

>>211919512
Yes. I love fat white women with huge tits.
But not too fat, she's just fat enough.

>>211918747
I heard it has to do with the heart muscle

>>211919417
>morphing Christina Hendricks of all people
this is like asking some bot to make Bryce Dallas Howard's butt bigger

>>211919555
I dont like it I love it

>>211919592
It's AI generated, not a morph.

>>211919592
I blame it on hentai addiction.
Someone like Christina is still not polished enough like the hentai they consume.

>>211916705
Classic "I can only tell they're fake when it's extremely obvious"-post.
These are the anons screeching and complaining about implants when 80% of their favourite actresses have a boob job

>>211919609
you are a fren

>>211919655
Ok, tell us boob expert, how do you tell a fake tit?

>>211919638

/b/ made so much ai porn if her. even 15 second clips and everything

>>211919638
>being this pedantic
you're right I've seen people pre-AI make x1,000% more tasteful versions of Christina in Photoshop where her breasts weigh 300lbs each

>>211919777
The only real way is to see them naked and in movement. Natural ones have a noticeable bounce whole fake ones remain firm for the most part

>>211919853
learn what pedantic means

>>211918801
And you think Christina was showered with better movie roles?