Nolan's Odyssey is officially Homer approved
will you be watching?

>>211916320 (OP)
Homer would have been Team Hunter, not Team Zendaya.

Why are there black guys there then?

>>211916320 (OP)

I'd watch him shit peanuts out of his arse.

>Guy trying to sell a movie his studio produced says it's good and you should watch it

>>211916377
yeah there's an obvious difference between "this movie is good you definitely should watch it" and "one of the most brilliant minds in human history who's been dead for millenia would love this flick based on his best work except there's brownoids and trannies in it" you drooling retard

>>211916351
we know.

Everyone just let it go when he thought it was Stanley fucking Kubrick. Now see what you've done.

>>211916320 (OP)
Holland the butt-love twink, Zendaya the whatever she is and the tranny are all absolute no-go's. This movie is not just DOA, its invisible.

>>211916320 (OP)
>(((Universal exec)))

>>211916349
They're actors. Even the white actors are not from the Mediterranean, they're anglos. It's not a fucking documentary.

Homer here referring to producer Homer Goldstein

>>211916320 (OP)
Homer was blind.

>>211918102
I would like to have actors from the Mediterranean actually

>>211916320 (OP)
is that matt damon ahahahahaha

>>211918275
In a perfect world it'd be an all-Greek production, but even that doesn't guarantee it'd be good. The French adapted the Three Musketeers recently and fucked up worse than the English and the Americans, which is BAFFLING.
How the fuck is the Chris O'Donnell version the best one? That's fucking insane.

I don't think Homer would have been able to enjoy a film.

That's a bold claim as Homer's got incredibly discriminating taste.

Homer was probably like 5'4

Homer has been real quiet since the news dropped

>>211916344
Spoken like a true homersexual.

>>211916320 (OP)
i always go to theatres for nolan and cruise films

>>211917722
you guys are such whiny bitches...

>>211917722
>Ancient Greek is gay
Historically accurate

>>211918586
>The French adapted the Three Musketeers recently
Let's just say it didn't happen, after 3 weeks of showing not even 15,000 viewers paid to watch it. It doesn't even qualify as a flop.

>>211916320 (OP)
‘Homer himself would be proud of’ what a disorienting and bizarre comment. I mean Jesus Christ.

>>211916320 (OP)
>NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

>>211916320 (OP)
>Homer would be proud

i believe it

>>211916320 (OP)
Can confirm after a Seance reading with Homo

>>211918815
just bros being bros

>>211918921
homers collar almost forms a swastika

>>211918028
Of the current executives at Universal Studios, I only see 1 or 2 with jewish last names.

>referring to Homer as an actual person
Actshually, it's very likely that the Iliad and the Odyssey were the works of several "authors". Plus, stories back then were usually propagated by oral means, not by the written word.
That being said, why the fuck would I want to watch this film? The Odyssey (as influential as it is) is really not that interesting nowadays and you can get the whole story by watching that one Simpsons episode.
Plus, I doubt you can show Odysseus hanging what are basically defenseless women because they might have fucked a couple of the suitors

>>211918841
Are you saying Jesus would disapprove of that comment?

>>211918983
>theme parks, resort executives

>>211916583
You smooth brain dumbass.
That's not what he was saying at all.

Let me spell it out for you:
-He is the executive of Universal
-Universal is the studio that is producing the movie
-The executive of the studio that is producing the movie is saying it will be a "cinematic masterpiece"

So this means that an executive of the production company that produced a film is saying the film they produced will be a cinematic masterpiece.

Next time, try to extrapolate yourself.

>>211918815
It isn't. Nor is the out-of-Africa theory for the 'birthplace' or whatever for all of mankind.

>>211919034
He would likely find it vain

So disgusting seeing Anglos acting like if they were Greeks or Romans. Swamp creatures that get raped by Pakis every single day. Fuck em. I fuck all british men in the ass and their women in the vagina

>>211916320 (OP)
Exec told to each other 'Only homo would be proud of this movie' and paparazzi misheard the sentence.

hollywood is even shitting up ancient classics now, rock fucking bottom

>>211918994
this. In fact the odyssey was likely written by a black transgender woman in a wheelchair according to modern experts

Don't know who homer is about I used to love the original Odyssey. One of my favourite movies as a child and I think it might have awakened my sexuality, unironically. There was this part with like a half black or latin Witch that was half naked in the beach. I remember perfectly how I started feeling funny things seeing that part as a child. She was so hot.

>>211919381
>>211918994
I hate redditors so goddamn much

>>211919403
Homer is the guy who wrote it. And the black witch is some bitch who causes Odysseus and his man to detour for some years on her island.

>>211918815
Gay sub-dom stuff is hot when they're both handsome and lean-muscular and wearing tiny speedos, but most gays are ugly ugly men. I am always disappointed when I hop on grindr - the parade/pride shit is stupid too

Okay guys but would Homer feel elation at the infinite mystery and wonder of human development, or would he scream and go apeshit when watching a modern movie? Serious answers only

>>211919165
Jesus would love Nolan's Odyssey tho.

>>211918102
This is one of the most influential and important works of humanity regarding culture. You can't just turn characters black. Imagine if they do an adaptation of The Holy Bible and changed Jesus to be chinese.

>>211918586
>it'd be an all-Greek production
No it wouldn't. The greek gods are described to have blond and golden hair. Athena is even described with grey eyes.

>>211918833
The trailer had a "sniper" aiming at Louis XIII inside, possibly, Notre Dame. I should fucking hope so thay nobody watch it.

>>211919517
Fag.

Not a faggot or anything but having a harem of twinks that look like Chamellette and Tom Holland would be fucking based.

>>211919660
>The greek gods are described
It's a transcribed oral poem, you're just reading what was put down on page. The original version is probably a lot different in the details, so you can make the gods look like whatever you want.

>>211919743
Guilty. I have fantasies ranging from romantic to ones where chad just enslaves me, he is fully clothes like a dignified real human and I wear socks, a thong, and cut up t shirt showiny my midrift with a collar and chain he constantly yanks as he abuses me and treats me like trash and just constantly degrading me, backhanding me like a weak bitch to the floor for a minor mistake before putting his foot on my neck and choking me as a writh pathetically

>>211919381
>can't tell real historical research done by whites from jewish subversion, it all looks the same to him
ngmi

>>211919795
you sound like a woman

>>211919768
The oral poem was not the influential or important one, anon. That oral poem was only influential in early ancient greece. The transcribed version was influential in most of ancient greece history, the roman empire, european middle ages, and then globalized by the journey of the hero structure.
Also, I am not only talking abouy Homer here but about greek mythology in general. Athena is not even once, through many authors, described to have black hair.

>>211916320 (OP)
>disgracing the old masters like that
these suits are going too far

>>211916320 (OP)
>movie starring zendaya
>a blind man would love it!
lmao

>>211919997
keep my multigenerational bardic tradition's name out of your fucking mouth! *slap*

>>211916320 (OP)
The only Odyssey I cared about was the tv show with a young Ryan Reynolds in the 90s.

>>211916320 (OP)
>pimp nigga says his whore is STD free and is as attractive as a 10/10 blue eyed blonde haired virgin

>>211918102
There was no reason to cast blacks other than for zog points

>>211918811
Said the sex demon.

>>211918102
might as well cast Cate Blanchett as Odysessus and Hunter as Helen of Troy then

China's the only country doing good Historical films.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YejZbO3J2es
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOvFG9dS92g

>ywn hear an illiterate aoidos deliver a freestyled version of the epic that he's literally constructing in real time so that it's different from all other tellings and will be heard by nobody but its present audience

>>211917722
I hate Nolan and hope the movie will fail, like Tenet, but I don't see anything wrong with the pic

>>211920487
>tfw Homer will never find that particular wine again that causes him to orate in the sex scenes
It’s hurts bros

>>211920119
this but unironically

>>211917722
>>211918815
First of all, there is no definitive proof that all ancient Greeks were faggots. Yes, ancient Greek was warrior society and all warrior societies had instances of homosexuality, and pederasty was practiced in various city-states at certain times. (Fun fact: even Japan had forms of institutionalized pederasty, such as shudō.)

However, during the Trojan War, the period in question was Mycenaean Greece, which was very different from Classical Greece. That being said, all the main heroes were heterosexual men who had wives and children. Even Achilles is said to have had a wife and children.

>>211919660
The Greeks and Romans despised Germanics as “barbarians”. Why would they intentionally model their gods after them? Please don’t be so stupid anon

>>211920348
first and only comment 'Nonsense, the government cancelled this movie over "tibetan inclusivity" even though this is literally real history. if this is ever released then it has been altered by the government and does not depict the real suffering of han people.

'

>>211916320 (OP)
Homer was blind, so he wouldn't know if otnwas kino or slop.

This is way outside of Nolan's wheelhouse. Oppenheimer was okay, but also kind of exposed Nolan as an autist with no clue how to do drama/romance. He needs to go back to doing movies like Inception, Memento, and The Prestige

>>211919167
Greeks and Romans essentially are pakis. A primary reason for the fall of rome was they imported to many syrians that their population fractured

>>211920710
Oppenheimer was as financially and critically successful as feasibly possible. I don't think it exposed anything

>>211920668
ancient greeks were not "modeling their gods on germanics" lol, they simply themselves resembled germanics more than they did modern greeks.

>>211919928
So if an adaptation that changed things became a beloved work of art, there's absolutely no reason not to change it again in further adaptation.

>>211920253
>>211920314
Yes. There was no reason to cast Armold in an adaptation of We Can Remember it for you Wholesale, but it worked out anyway.
Tiny chud brains just can't understand it.

>>211920789
Okay then just give a Greek actress grey contacts, dipshit

>>211919660
>You can't just turn characters black

>>211920663
>Even Achilles is said to have had a wife and children.
It's a myth, idiot. Myths are contradictory because different people tell them and put their own spin. The record of Achilles' "son" is not only not in the Illiad or the Odyssey, it openly contradicts their themes or gaining immortality through the perpetuation of his name rather than through family.

>>211916320 (OP)
>Matt Damon as Odysseys
also
>Elliot Page

I'll watch this for Jon Bernthal alone desu

>>211919562
ancient people would be shocked at the speed at which our society moves and rightfully so, it's inhuman and we are now a machine society.

>>211920894
>is said to have
>yes it's said to have because it's a myth, I am so clever

>>211920983
you wouldn't survive a week in ancient times

>>211921116
Not that anon.
I was born in third world country and spend my youth as peasant. If I was born in ancient times, I would have lived the same shite youth
LOL

>>211916320 (OP)
>midstopher lowlan
hmmmmmm nope

>zendaya
>elliot page
>tom holland
>himesh patel
>MATT DAMON AS ODYSSEUS

stick to slop-fi, nolan

>>211916320 (OP)
>that cast
Yeah, no he wouldn't

>>211921152
that is sad. I'm sorry to hear that.

>>211921213
Kek this. This faggot puts in 0 effort in movies where he doesn’t get to gawk at Cillian Murphy

overrated fucking hack in mainstream
every single movie since memento he managed to ruin with retarded everyone wearing suits shit tier current thing actors and final act/muh shit tier illogical twist for twist sake!
fucking worthless moron

>>211921116
that has absolutely nothing to do with what I said, nothing even close.

>>211921366
Kek, Cilian said that Noland didin't even write him anything for the lecture scene. Cilian just pretended to speak in Dutch.

>>211920784
Yes, but I personally didn't care for it

>>211916320 (OP)
Homer was blind what the fuck would he know about cinema even if he lived today

>>211916320 (OP)
I hope everyone involved dies horribly.

>>211921524
you were judging modern times on behalf of ancient people, which is completely nonsensical

>>211921576
>7 Oscars
What the actual fuck

>>211919795
Post moar.

>>211918994
shut the fuck up tranny

>>211920789
We wuzzing again

>>211921655
Which is fine, but Nolan doesn't do romance movies. Romance in Interstellar and Inception were evocative, but generally all his romance is a plot device and never the end in of itself. He's completely capable of drama, which is shown most poignantly in The Prestige.
I don't think anything is necessarily "outside his wheel house" since he's done great with period pieces, superhero fair, thrillers, scifi, war movies (though I think Dunkirk is on the weaker end of his filmography). I think the only genres he is incapable of is romance and comedy.

>>211918815
That's what they want you to believe.

>>211922004
Now I kind of do want to see a Nolan romcom

>>211918102
yeah but blackies and brownies are disgusting to look at

>>211918994
is it true that 'homer' is likely a moniker derived from an antiquated term that refers to a 'joiner of parts'
i read that shit somewhere years ago and i have never been able to verify it

>>211921720
nonsensical? the original poster asked if they would enjoy a movie or be confused by one and I answered the latter. doesn't get more sensible than that. there's always someone who has to get butthurt about this as if your job was defending the integrity of modern humans.

Yeah, with those casting choices I doubt it.

>>211922339
I beg your pardon, but you were just expressing your own opinion of modern times, your resentment of the speed and machine-like nature of it as I think you said, but to make any general claim of how ancient people would feel about these things doesn't make any sense, I doubt even many modern people today share your sentiment although some might. so again, what makes you think you know what ancient people would think of the world today?

>>211918102
Why are niggers in documentaries too? Was Cleopatra a disgusting nig-nog?

>>211916344
Homer would have been screaming and would freak out and crap himself if you showed him an imax movie.

>>211922697
their societies were religious procedural ones with obligations to socially interact. the stories they wrote to entertain themselves are all philosophical in nature meaning that they have a deep interest in the mind and introspection and teaching morality.

>>211916320 (OP)
The cast of this movie is fucking awful. It's even worse than the new Harry Potter show.

>>211922873
Homer was blind, you stupid fuck.

>>211916320 (OP)
marion_cotillard dot jpg

>>211924319
Nolan will not do this scene justice

>>211916320 (OP)
The real Homer would probably be confused since presumably the film will not have any themes that relate to Hospitality (Xenia), which is kind of what the whole poem is about

i'm sure homer approved of diversity enriched greeks lol

>>211920789
Dont even bother anon, retards here cant into nuance. Obviously Greeks werent Germanic, this would be completely anachronistic, but they did by all consensus originate from a related Indo European steppe population, and things like fair skin, blonde hair and light eyes are well attested even in the Mycenaean period. It should be also kept in mind that free Greeks only made a fraction of the whole Greek population, and probably descended from what was in ancient origin was an elite caste of foreign conquerors from the steppe. What this means is that "elite" Greek genetics differed from the general population and this is also attested by genetic findings, such as those of Mycenaean royalty. A similar example might be the European elite being mostly Germanic in the middle ages. In France for instance, the pre existing Latin and Celtic population didnt just dissapear, the Franks were a minority elite.

>>211916344
He would've been team snood

>>211916320 (OP)
>mutts and trannies in the cast
No, I shan't be watching.

>>211925828
Zendaya and Myers are both fugly. Neither should be shown on screen. Let alone as diety.

not when he has a nigger playing the queen of greece or whatever the fuck stupid role she'll have

>>211920668
Why are you asking me? Do you think I'm an ancient greek? Go read a book nigga. Homer, Apollodorus, Euripides, or the homeric hymns.
Achilles and Apolo are also blonde and golden haired.

>>211916349
>>211920253

>>211926932
Zendindu is not Ethiopian.

>>211926996
Yeah and Matt Damon isn't Greek but that doesn't make you cry and piss yourself somehow

>>211926932
>ancient greeks were aware of ethiophians
>therefore ancient greeks should be played by niggers in a movie
i don't really follow the tranny logic here. i am also aware of niggers existing without having to be one

>>211926932
Clear ragebait. If this is not ragebait then it is the most retarded and illiterate take ever made. No, anon, nobody is saying that africans do not exist. Africa existed back then too. But they were not the main characters of greek mythology. The main characters of greek mythology were greeks.

>>211927058
He can also fuck off as well as Tom Holland.

>>211926932
You see how theyre mentioned specifically as a foreign people with a different name you cretinous retard.

>>211927107
>The main characters of greek mythology were greeks.
Even of the Aethiopis, the part of the epic cycle where the MC is Memnon?

>>211927058
counterpoint: i just don't want to look at niggers.

>>211927231
you mean the one that literally doesn't exist anymore because the greeks didn't think it was worth preserving?

>>211916320 (OP)
they meant homer simpson

>>211927351
>it doesn't exist now so it didn't exist in ancient times
Moving the goalposts, incel.

>>211925801
These midbrow takes always confuse ethnicities and linguistics. Pseuds, thinking Wikipedia and historical channel are research and education.
pro tip: we pretty much have no idea where the Hellenes are from and the reconstruction of a common indo European language is a model.

>>211927351
Well we don't have the original poem where Achilles died but it's still an important part of western literature/mythology

>>211916320 (OP)
>this movie we're producing, yeah it's gonna be good and you should go pay to see it TRUST US we're TRUSTWORTHY also nolan is a good director TRUST US

why would homer care about a chris nolan movie

>>211927436
Chuds are not aware of this. They have no idea that scenes like Achilles' death and even the Trojan horse are not in the Iliad.

>>211927402
there's no goalpost moving. the heroes of greek myth were greeks. the existence of one long-forgotten story about a foreigner from africa showing up in greece doesn't change that the heroes of greek myth were greeks. typical leftist dishonesty

>>211920253
This. You know it. I know it. Everyone knows it.

>>211925801
>Normans aren't Germanic
>Gauls aren't Germanic (although the only distinction between the two is that the first were conquered by the Romans)
>also the Gauls stopped existing in the middle ages
>Frankish is a coherent ethnicity
>Latin is not a language but an ethnicity because the poster is American
you have no idea what you're talking about. Please stop posting about history.

>>211927580
>long-forgotten story
It wasn't forgoten in the times of ancient greece, incel
>doesn't change that the heroes of greek myth were greeks
It absolutely does. The Aetheiopis is a greek myth, its hero is Ethiopian, therefore at least one hero of greek myth was not greek. Typical chud dishonesty.

>>211916320 (OP)
Nothing released after the takeover of CGI can ever be good. I don't care who directs it. Modern films just have a terrible aura which stinks from a mile away.

>>211927580
Greeks is a modern invention. There was no nation state and no concept of nations, there was very little sense of belonging, and the borders of what was part of Hellas and what wasn't was constantly changing.

>>211927436
memnon and the aethipis however are not an important part of western literature at all and even if they were it would not be an argument for making any other character a nigger, since the very notability of memnon being a nigger implies everyone else was not.

>>211916320 (OP)
I know they have a movie to sell but sometimes it goes beyond just that. I wonder how much cocaine they do or how much they're laughing when they say shit like this

>>211927402
That's not what he said at all.
>>211927580
Stop replying to that strawman schizo. He is either crazy or illiterate.

>>211927729
Chuds don't know this either. The notion that people used to think about themselves and the world differently than they do in 2025 America is completely incomprehensible to them. Watch, they will screech and claim that the concept of the "nation state" has always been around, and that in addition to considering themselves Greek, bronze age Mycenaeans and Trojans also considered themselves "white".

>>211927671
right, so i will happily agree that if anybody makes a move about memnon they should cast a nigger, because he was one. everyone else in greek mythology, since they weren't niggers, should not be played by niggers. it's really very simple.

>>211916320 (OP)
extremely poor choice of words,most americans will wonder what the hell the simpsons have to do with greek myths

>>211927890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e470-Qb06xI

>>211927729
of course they had a sense of belonging lmao, and an extremely sharp sense of themselves as civilized greeks and others as weird barbaric foreigners. they talk about it all the time. what do you think the smelly weird cyclops that doesn't obey xenia or respect the gods represented if not a weird non-greek foreigner? you have no idea what you're talking about.

>>211927997
I thought of that
but most of the audience will be zoomers that didnt watch that episode.

>>211928005
You're confusing cultural chauvinism with national identity. Ancient Greeks saw themselves as civilized in contrast to 'barbarians,' sure, but that didn’t make them part of a unified 'Greek nation.' They were city-state patriots, not nationalists. Your example of the Cyclops is mythic cultural othering, not evidence of a nation-state consciousness. The very idea of Greece as a singular political or national entity wouldn’t exist until long after, in fact, not until the 19th century.

>>211927421
Just about every Greek origin myth involves some sort of trick or quest that included the winning of a foreign soil, which for one is a strong indication the Greeks atleast viewed themselves as "coming from somewhere else." Furthermore, youre right to suggest ethnicity and language are not 1-1 but youre equivalently stupid if you suggest theres nothing to be correlated whatsoever. I suppose in ten thousand years we wont be able to correlate any ethnic relationship between English the language, and the the conquest of the frontier lmao. Next, yes PIE is a reconstruction, and one that is supported by a plethora of material and geographic evidence. Read "The Horse the Wheel and Language" by David Anthony. He of course has a similar intuition regarding the correspondence between language and ethnicity as you do, but your suggestion that PIE is a "model" is completely spurious. I think you might be the psued considering you werent even aware of what academics call that "common ancestor language"

>>211927850
And in that case, Andromeda should also be depicted as black (and Heracles/Hercules should also be partially black since he was a descendant of her)

>>211927849
okay they still weren't bantuniggers you retarded muttoid

I can't wait to do nothing and watch this slop flop.

>>211927603
I have no idea what youre trying to say anon. My point was that Germanics constituted an elite in medieval europe, and did not represent the average 'person' of Europe. I used the terms i did colloquially to reference the previous Romanized inhabitants of France persisting under Frankish leadership.

>>211927849
CHVDs are just about the only people still reading le Greeks you mongoloid. You think leftoids and shitlibs are reading the Iliad?

>>211928222
>Just about every Greek origin myth involves some sort of trick or quest that included the winning of a foreign soil
Many myths (like the autochthony myth of Athens) are the opposite, they claim origin from the land itself, showing how malleable and contradictory origin narratives were in Greek culture.
>youre equivalently stupid if you suggest theres nothing to be correlated whatsoever
English is spoken in Nigeria and India; Arabic is spoken by Berbers, Egyptians, and Arabs. Does that make them all one ethnicity? Language can be adopted through conquest, trade, religion, or prestige, it’s not a stable indicator of ethnic identity over time.
>your suggestion that PIE is a ‘model’ is completely spurious
PIE is a model. All reconstructions of unattested proto-languages are models, built using the comparative method, based on regular sound correspondences and theoretical reconstructions. PIE isn’t something we found on a tablet. It’s a scholarly reconstruction, just like cladograms in evolutionary biology.

Also, PIE is not uniform. Hence there's a joke amongst linguists that no language underwent more changes in the last century than PIE. There are multiple competing reconstructions (e.g., laryngeal theory, different root reconstructions, etc.). So pretending PIE is this fixed thing you can cite as hard evidence is incredibly naive.

>>211928550
No chud has ever read the Iliad. Reading a comic book adaption doesn't count.

KINO

>>211916320 (OP)
Homer clapped

>>211928550
Well they are making feminist retellings and girlbossifying all the female figures

>>211926932
Prove Ethiopians weren't White back then

>>211928700
>we wuz Ethiopians
lmao

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T GREEK PEOPLE BE PLAYED BY ANGLOIDS
>portraying ethiopians as bantoids is perfectly fine
Why are leftoids like this?

>>211928744
still not a bantunigger

>>211928744
"Black" actually meant White back then

>>211926932
>>211928744
geez, lefty memes are longer than odysseus's journey to home

>>211928932
>nooo this is too long for me to read I am going insane!
these are the people who pretend to have read the Iliad and Odyssey lmao

>>211928563
retarded strawmen
language is a definitely a good indicator for ethnicity in antiquity before writing was widespread and languages could be imposed on other people
>b-but there could be a tribe that has adapted the language another completely unrelated one
statistically irrelevant

>>211928563
>English is spoken in Nigeria and India; Arabic is spoken by Berbers, Egyptians, and Arabs. Does that make them all one ethnicity? Language can be adopted through conquest, trade, religion, or prestige, it’s not a stable indicator of ethnic identity over time
We can play this game back and forth anon. You're equally wrong if you presume there is no connection to be drawn and you know that. Don't move the goalposts.
>PIE isn’t something we found on a tablet. It’s a scholarly reconstruction, just like cladograms in evolutionary biology.
Yes I'm aware you condescending nigger. What is your competing view? Is there no migratory hypothesis that's supportable for a Greek origin? Is your view that because academics have adapted their reconstructions that we should put the existence of an ancestor language in question? Are the linguistic connections between key terms for things like 'wheel,' 'axle,' etc.. and their connection to the material evidence found on the steppe, and relation to an ancestral population completely coincidental? The religious and mythological connections between the Indo Iranics, Greeks and other IE groups also spurious?

>>211926126
The problem with both of them as actresses is that they don't star in movies worth watching. So, whether you find them attractive or not, I don't understand why they would bother you, girl.
Personally, I find Zendaya gorgeous and Sneed quite cute at times

>>211921116
I grew up in deep in the hollers of west Virginia, no running water or proper electricity. I'd be fine.

>>211916320 (OP)
>Nolan's Odyssey is officially Homer approved

The Homer in question:

>a cinematic masterpiece that Homer himself would be proud of

>inb4 moronic zoom zooms making comparisons between Nolan's Odyssey film and The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

>>211929285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pafsl9B8N4k

>>211929285
It's going to be a blatant O Brother, Where Art Thou knockoff

>>211919517
Go back to your containment board faggot.

I think Homer himself would like his characters to be portrayed with normal armor and normal clothes, not a mute 2025-approved faux-antique
>cape: Dirt brown
>shirt: Grey dirt
>Helmet's labarum: Red brown dirt
>Helmet's metal: Brown iron
Yes yes, Homer would be proud

>>211929404
Does Matt Damon have huge thighs? because Homer made sure to tell us that Odysseys had big thighs

>>211929086
>>211929109
Chuddie, you read The Horse, the Wheel, and Language once and now you're LARPing as a linguist. Let’s clear this up: PIE is a reconstructed model, not some pristine ancestral tongue spoken by a genetically unified tribe. It evolves constantly, see the five different versions of Schleicher’s fable. That’s not a weakness; it’s how historical linguistics works. The fact that you treat “it’s a model” as some kind of academic denial just proves you don’t understand the field you're grandstanding about.

Now your language = ethnicity take is just lazy. “Language is a definite indicator before writing” - says who? You think cultural contact, bilingualism, or prestige adoption didn’t exist before cuneiform? Are you under the impression that peasants in 2000 BCE needed literacy to absorb a dominant group’s language? That’s laughable. And your “b-but it’s statistically irrelevant” line is pure cope, you don’t know the stats, and you're just hand-waving complexity to protect your one-note theory.

Myths, language, material culture - all meaningful, all limited. But you treat “wheel” and “axle” as if they came with a family tree attached. You’re arguing like someone who got a little too excited on a Wikipedia deep dive and now cosplays as a steppe warlord.

>>211929492
Anon its very funny to see you of all people grandstanding given you only decided to start calling it "PIE" in response to me.
>And your “b-but it’s statistically irrelevant” line is pure cope, you don’t know the stats, and you're just hand-waving complexity to protect your one-note theory.
Not me. Again, provide your competing hypothesis or be outed as a fucking psued for avoiding the question.

>>211928611
Are you implying that I don't know the homeric texts just because I read about them in a marvel comic?

>>211926996
>Dindu
>Not black

>>211929492
>Now your language = ethnicity take is just lazy.
Again by the way, I never said this either. My point was that you assumed one binary of me and took an opposing binary position. You are intellectually inflexible is my point and absolutely wrong if you assume there are no connections to be drawn between ethnicity and language.

>>211929765
>you only decided to start calling it "PIE" in response to me.
damn this chud really believes he invented the PIE abbreviation....

>>211918636
>manlet
>blind
>most famous work adaptations gets loads of niggers shoved into it
JUST