Now that she's single again do you think we have a chance with her?

>>211916591 (OP)
Only if we make several hundred thousands a year, if not at least a million, not physically repugnant, and are at least 5'11". A 7"+ dick wouldn't hurt the chances either.

>>211916591 (OP)
Wouldn't she looks like a man. Don Johnson must be ashamed of "her" existence because to top it all off she hasn't acted in a single decent movie.

>>211916591 (OP)
Is your name Cailee? Otherwise you stand no chance.

>>211916713
>being this jealous that she has a stronger jawline than you do

There are times when you can immediately tell a woman is a succubus just by looking at her eyes.

She's our girl, but she's not "our girl".

>>211916591 (OP)
YES!! THANK YOU TV NEWS

The Dakota Johnson Forehead Situation is Crazy

>>211916591 (OP)
Weird sense of humor, no tits, average looking...I think i'd have a chance there

>>211916828
Yeah I'm sure Dakota was gonna marry a father with Gwyneth Paltrow daughter lol

>>211916591 (OP)
>single "again"
>used goods
Do not want.

>>211916591 (OP)
Wokeness has lost

>>211917064
You'll be an incel for life then.

>>211916591 (OP)
I haven't spoken to a woman in 9 years

>>211916591 (OP)
I’m extremely handsome and funny. However, Dakota and I only have one mutual acquaintance and it’s doubtful he could get us to meet. A real shame for Dakota, she doesn’t know what she’s missing!

>>211916591 (OP)
>We
No. But I do.

>>211916591 (OP)
I'm 23 BUT, I've been told I look younger.

>>211918042
She's 35 brother

>35
>No husband, no bun in the oven

Better hurry up ms johnson

>>211918066
I know but she likes them young.

>>211916591 (OP)
>>211916713
>>211917010
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>>211918313
she looked better pre bog