>God! I've had to work hard every day of my life and what do I have to show for it? This briefcase and this haircut! And what do you have to show for your lifetime of sloth and ignorance?
>What?
>Everything! A dreamhouse, two cars, a beautiful wife, a son who owns a factory, fancy clothes, and lobsters for dinner. And do you deserve any of it? NO!
>What are you saying?
>I'm saying you're what's wrong with America, Simpson. You coast through life, you do as little as possible, and you leech off decent, hardworking people like me. Ha! If you lived in any other country in the world, you'd have starved to death long ago

>>211918265 (OP)
Chud Grimes

>>211918265 (OP)
Can’t believe Elon Musk fucked this guy

>You coast through life, you do as little as possible, and you leech off decent, hardworking people like me. Ha! If you lived in any other country in the world, you'd have starved to death long ago
Dude he's literally me.

>>211918265 (OP)
Why is Frank Grimes so stuck up on being a ‘self-made-man who wasn’t given anything’ when his whole backstory is that he received years of medical care and was helped to overcome his condition after a silo explosion (which hilariously he ran across a field into)

>>211918265 (OP)
The Simpsons predicted Chudjak.

>>211918265 (OP)
>When asked about the dark ending of the episode where Frank Grimes dies, Swartzwelder famously responded
>Grimey was asking for it the whole episode He didn't approve of our Homer he was asking for it, and he got it
unfathomably based

>>211918923
Because that''s what those people are like IRL

>>211919099
>if you don't want to be robbed by us you're actually spoiled

>>211919320
You take so many public services and acts of city building for granted

Grimes was a degenerate who fucked hookers. His word working hard is invalid. There is no such thing as a hard working man who fucks hookers.

>>211919460
>You take so many public services and acts of city building for granted
Such as?

>>211919099
>be a dog
>once a noble wolf
>once a valued protector, worker, companion
>now a fashion accessory with severe health problems due to inbreeding for “cuteness”
Are we the baddies?

>>211918265 (OP)
>>211918881
Homer only really leeches off Mr Burns when you really think about it. He got his job because he had organized a local government committee to promote public safety and Burns was basically paying him off to ignore the nuclear plant.
Also, in that same episode they highlighted that by that point he'd done way more in his life than any normal person ever could.
Really Grimes was just being a petty asshole bitching over his own self-inflicted problems and seething because someone else had a better life that he felt HE was entitled to instead.

>>211919460
Yeah you run pussy

>>211919606
the inherent safety of police officers patrolling the streets and investigating crimes
>but muh crime rates
now imagine how it would look like without the police
>me and my pals could it ourselves!
and risk your life and spend an extreme amount of time to only barely approach the effectiveness of a proper police force. besides that's exactly the service they provide. or do you want to deal with armed gangsters that torture people for fun?

>>211919839
Nuclear facilities are subsidized though. He was helping Mr. Burns scam the government and ripping off taxpayers.

>>211919099
so who are the owners in this scenario?

>>211919606
Like all your infrastructure, fire departments, police, mail, streets, your right to murder someone who forces themselves your home and the fact you can deploy a squad of policeman at any time for free to destroy and imprison someone who’s committing a crime against you, animal control, enforcement of your property rights, the entire court system and your ability to enforce laws in any way shape or form, legal funds to oppose and convict criminals in court and to defend these resources, the state, and your ability as a lawful citizen, food banks that you yourself can go to even if you’re rich, schools, school bussing, parks, stadiums, beautification, etc

>>211918265 (OP)
rip grimes, you were right

>>211920376
The city that performs public services and infrastructure

>>211920447
You actually pay for all that and you pay a lot you retard.

>>211920519
The ones that are decaying and falling apart where criminal junkies squat and stab people? Hmm you may have converted me to libertardianism in one post.

snee-ACK!

>>211920966
>decaying and falling apart
Gee I wonder why that is. Couldn't be decades of neoliberal policy defunding and privatizing the public sector or anything

>>211921101
Are sidewalks and parks privatized now? Damn, you learn something new every day talking to bootlickers

>>211920901
Right, taxes pay for public services.

>>211919460
As opposed to taking society hostage with the water supply rabbi?

Sneed wasn't a funny meme anyway

>>211919604
Why cant a hard working man fuck hookers?

>>211921239
How does that follow?

>>211921318
Control of young pussy is how old men get young men to participate in society. African warlords give boy soldiers girls to rape, Afgan warlords let their jihadis take war brides. Mormon elders dole out women to their favorites. Western society tells men they have to work and have money so a cunt will give them the priviledge of supporting her and her baby.

>>211921578
This is not reflected in our current society at all. Young people have sex with eachother, most people are partners with someone about their age. It’s pretty difficult to get arrested for using a prostitute, older people are not more immune to being arrested for it.

>>211919604
This is a stupid retcon.

>>211920153
>police officers
Don't actually fight crime can only punish after the fact.
>or do you want to deal with armed gangsters that torture people for fun?
Without police you could form a roving band of militia vigilantes and torture those gangsters for fun
>>211920447
>Like all your infrastructure,
Our infrastructure is dog shit
>fire departments,
Neighborhood volunteers
>police,
See above
>mail,
Couriers have always existed
>streets,
Dogshit
>your right to murder someone who forces themselves your home
You can do that naturally without the Government
>and the fact you can deploy a squad of policeman at any time for free to destroy and imprison someone who’s committing a crime against you,
I could just shoot said criminal in the head even if they're unarmed without the government
>animal control,
Can shoot them too
>enforcement of your property rights,
Iminent domain robs people of their property all the time
>the entire court system and your ability to enforce laws in any way shape or form,
Laws are gay
>legal funds to oppose and convict criminals in court
You don't need courts. Mob justice rules.
>and to defend these resources, the state, and your ability as a lawful citizen,
I can defend my own things with my roving militia
>food banks that you yourself can go to even if you’re rich,
Only ever used by niggers
>schools,
Homeschool/Christian private schools
>bussing,
Dog shit. I have a car.
>parks,
Never use them the wilderness is a park
>stadiums,
Niggerball bores me
>beautification
Troons on billboards

Anything else?

>Treat life like it's a joke
>Win
Many such cases

>>211922830
>>police officers
>Don't actually fight crime can only punish after the fact.
It's worse. They don't punish, they can only arrest. Then it's up to the court system to charge. If cops don't bother arresting, then it's like the crime never happened. And if it's a jurisdiction that doesn't bother prosecuting """"petty"""" offenses, those crimes are de facto legal AKA decriminalized.
So what's happening now in 2025? DAs letting off people on their 50th offense, back on the streets to make life worse for everyone else. The state is failing at all levels

>>211922830
>Don't actually fight crime can only punish after the fact.
are u retarded or can you genuinely not see how punishing criminals even after the fact is an effective deterrent? besides credible and even not so credible threats ARE illegal and the government can easily ask for your IP so make sure not to get too off the rails here ok?

>Without police you could form a roving band of militia vigilantes
yeah that's literally the service the police provides and you pay for
>and torture those gangsters for fun
k psycho

>>211923326
>are u retarded or can you genuinely not see how punishing criminals even after the fact is an effective deterrent?
Its not because ciminals still exist.
>besides credible and even not so credible threats ARE illegal and the government can easily ask for your IP so make sure not to get too off the rails here ok?
Threats require a target of the threats. Who am I threatening?
>yeah that's literally the service the police provides and you pay for
They don't provide that at all. A gangbanger can kill a grandma and get off with two months since its the courts not the police that actually “punish” people. Cops are great because they kill feral psychos who are actively harming people or trying to harm the officers but they can't do shit if they surrender peacefully (even if they really should and would 100% be justified if they did)
>k psycho
You're talking about an imaginary, hypothetical generically evil gang of murderous psychopaths who torture people for fun. If such a group did exist then it wouldn't be wrong to torture them. Eye for an eye.

>>211924006
>Its not because ciminals still exist.
people get ill. are hospitals and hygiene useful?
>Threats require a target of the threats. Who am I threatening?
how would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast today?
>They don't provide that at all. A gangbanger can kill a grandma and get off with two months
delusional
>since its the courts not the police that actually “punish” people.
pedantic
>Cops are great because they kill feral psychos who are actively harming people or trying to harm the officers but they can't do shit if they surrender peacefully (even if they really should and would 100% be justified if they did)
tribal tier understanding of law enforcement
>Eye for an eye.
start with the greeks and catch up on the philosophies that made the west the most powerful cultural block on earth and then never come back

>>211924518
>people get ill. are hospitals and hygiene useful?
Not at all comparable since washing your hands will prevent illness and hospitals can cure it but police can't do anything to criminals until they've actually harmed people or are in the process of doing so.
>how would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast today?
I would’ve been hungry until lunch but I would feel fine right now.
>delusional
Its not. You can read thousands of news articles about stuff like that (especially in Europoor nations). No I won't spoon-fed you.
>pedantic
Its not. Watch police body-cam footage on channels like policeactivity and you’ll see that unless the perps are actively trying to harm a bystander or the officer in the moment the police can't do shit even if they want to. Also why mass shooters can surrender and walk away alive after killing 50+ innocent people and then spend 80 years alive waiting on death row because the courts are fags and the idea of a jury is inherently corrupt and easily exploitable. If the police were allowed to try and execute on the spot then justice would be swift and decisive.
>start with the greeks and catch up on the philosophies that made the west the most powerful cultural block on earth
The West is dead because of the Greeks philosophies. Also they were gay fags lol.
>and then never come back
You're a tourist and you need to go back to the wholesome 100 orange alien app.

>>211921793
Simpsons is filled with shit like that now

CHANGE THE CHANNEL, MARGE!

>>211920249
Yeah

FUND THE CRAMMER, BASKIN!

>>211918265 (OP)
this thread again?homer had one of the worst lifes a man can have,full of abuse,and disease.
and springfield its a cheap shithole where a house its as worth as shit.

https://youtu.be/dDtfQ4Qssgc?si=UpXItHUqG6-FZfIr

Elon Grimes

>>211926333
I havent watched this fucking show since the movie (so what, 15 years ago? 17?) But even i heard that Abe is now the Vietnam vet and Skinner was in the first gulf war? How the fuck does that even make remotely sense?

>>211921771
>Young people have sex with eachother
This part is not correct for a very large segment of the population.

>>211918265 (OP)
>A son who owns a factory
This one always gets me. It's such a good joke even after all these years

I know exactly how Grimes feels.
t. corporate software dev

>>211918265 (OP)
the difference between homer and grimey was that homer was never afraid to take chances and step out of his comfort zone whereas grimes did everything by the book and never did his own thing. where grimes went to college and worked dead end jobs homer started bands, did get rich quick schemes and took new job opportunities when presented with them. sure by the end he’s scraping by falling back to working with burns, but just like he said, all grimes has to show for himself is a briefcase and a haircut

Comfy B plot

Sneed

>>211919839
>He got his job because he had organized a local government committee to promote public safety
what a monster. its not like there was anything like, 3 eye fish popping up from horrific nuclear waste mutations or anything

>>211919023
>our Homer
Our Homer ceased to exist after about season 7 or so. This was his replacement, Jerkass Homer.

>>211918265 (OP)
Life is pretty much a crapshoot. I spent years taking the improver pill to make myself a better person and find a girlfriend but I never got anywhere. No girlfriend. No interest. No dates. Nothing. Then you’ll find some lazy schmo who doesn’t even shower and he’ll have a cutie gf just because.

>>211931237
>Abe was originally a WW1 vet
Damn…

>>211939528
In all fairness he was a child soldier in that war and then got grandfathered in to being an officer in WWII

>>211919839
Grimes wasn’t entitled, he was bitter. His childhood sucked, he worked his ass off and got to watch Homer bumble into the perfect life for it.

>set up cartoony premise
>deconstruct it

...but YOU wrote this, writers.

>>211931237
None of that is true by the way

>>211939576
Still insane

>I know how you feel, Mr. Simpson.
>I have spent years searching for my long lost twin brother.

>>211918265 (OP)
>realize you pissed off a guy at work
>feel bad and go out of your way to invite him to dinner
>he seethes at your nice house and accuses you of being everything wrong with America
>later he schemes to embarrass you in front of your co-workers
Idk everytime i see this episode i come to the conclusion that Grimes is just an asshole

Sneedson

>>211931237
>Fans went berserk about Armin Tamzarian
>Now we have this shit

>>211939818
he didn't invite grimes to dinner though, he lied and said he needed grimes to come over for work

>>211939733
Based cinema genius from the yt comment section

>>211921253
t. baskin roberts sissy

>>211921771
>do you have nice clothes
>do you have a credit card
>will you splurge on drinks
>do you have drugs
these things get you access to pussy and you have to have money for these things (xcept credit card lol). if ur dad aint rich, u gotta hustle for that shit (suck someones dick for money aka sales)

>>211918265 (OP)
sounds like every worthless white collar work from home employee

>>211918265 (OP)

>>211936579
I KNOW it’s because you’re uninteresting and you ADOPT other men’s advice and qualities rather than possessing your own. You don’t get women because you are not fun to be around for them

I like this episode for taking the piss out of those retards who make threads complaining that the simpsons house is unrealistically big

also the principal and the pauper for taking the piss out of autists who can't handle a cartoon having continuity issues when there are ridiculous plots all the time. extra funny episode

>>211941254
It's always something isn't it