.

Cool.

>Henny. No mix, just respect.

>>211919600 (OP)
Excellent. Another franchise to drop. What’s next?

It should’ve been Jonathan Bailey

Too zesty. I'd literally have a boner everytime he was on screen

>>211919600 (OP)
My jeet coworker is very pissed off about this lol. He insists that 007 must be white.

>007
his zest level is higher than that

>blow billions of dollars on a franchise on life support
>hire future doctor to pull the plug
I expect you to die, Mr.Boon

If you're gonna do a black guy, do somebody with charisma. Like Patterson Joseph or Adrian Lester.

fake
This thread is probably viral marketing done to test audience reactions.
no news has come out since some bs about the actor being "tipped"

no one wants to watch a non-white woke james bond.

>>211919600 (OP)
>Bond, we're sending you to Russia in excess of 106,708,300.00 Ruble-
>...Bond?
>oh my god he's already spent it on a Richard Mille

>>211919600 (OP)
>according to a literalwho

>>211919600 (OP)
more like remington steal

>>211919600 (OP)
>billions more wasted on something nobody wants
Its like amzon hates money

HOL UP

>>211920131
The way retards jump on these threads is ridiculous.

I fucking hate Jeff Bezos so goddamn much

>>211919600 (OP)
he has the canonical blue eyes and black hair, so why not?

zesty ass nigga

Tiny TVs are the future you better get you one before they only sell 80". any TV bigger than 30" is a torture device

It were propa Bo, I tell thee!

>>211919917
if idris elba was a bit younger he would nail it

he will not be Bond, Bond will not be black.
Its fake outrage bait, just like Hunter Schafer will never play Zelda and was never even considered-
this shit gets views.
kys, you dumb fucking retards.

>>211920530
Nigger Snape was also, at first, rumored by literal who sites. Lo and Behold.

>>211920530
>moneypenny will not be black
Yeah that aged badly

>>211920948
He actually came out and said publicly that bond shouldn't be black lol

>>211921020
No it wasnt

>>211921399
well yea and i dont disagree with him, but if anyone, he shouldve been black bond

Why did Amazon spend 8 billy buying a franchise that will enter the public domain in ten years? They'll have time to shit out two, maybe three movies with their black Bond, or gay Bond or woman Bond or whatever they decide to do, then instantly get mogged by whoever makes a straight white male Bond movie the moment public domain kicks in.

>The Man with the Zesty Crust

>>211919600 (OP)
same vibes

>>211919600 (OP)
and people still say Brocoli is le based

>>211919600 (OP)
should've just casted the actor they got for the new videogame

>>211919600 (OP)
This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a lil bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a toilet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of them' if you catch my drift.

>>211919600 (OP)
this nigga lookin' zesty

reminder danielrpk claimed a man was going to play zelda

>>211919600 (OP)
>I'm Bond
>Out on Bail Bond

>>211922422
kek

>>211920004
i'd love a 60s bond, shit looks classy

>>211919600 (OP)
last night I bond burgered your sister

>>211919600 (OP)
I remember when black women found out he's dating a white girl and they got really mad at him. Unlike majors though he left his white girlfriend for that girl from kanye west video
becky lost

Idris elba is the only black bond movie i would watch for the memes.

>>211919600 (OP)
last night I negro bonded your sister

>>211919600 (OP)
the guy looks so cartoonishly handsome, does he even properly count as a darkie?
looks more like a genetically engineered mutt