When Chuck Norris does push ups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down

>>211921233 (OP)
chuck norris can reply to archived threads

>>211921233 (OP)
Chuck Norris went to Mexico City in 1985. And while he was there, he raped a woman.

>>211921781
LMAO

>>211921233 (OP)
Small boys wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas.

>>211921483
Chuck Norris webms have sound.

>>211921233 (OP)
>Chuck Norris punched his way out of his mother's womb.
>Chuck Norris was born with a full beard
>Chuck Norris doesn't shave he just stares out his beard in the mirror til it retreats into the follicles
>Chuck Norris isn't gay if he fucks men. It only means he ran out of women.
>Chuck Norris is single handedly the reason aliens haven't invaded earth... They're just buying time til he's gone
>Chuck Norris once used a rattle snake and a belt. Which he then took off and beat the asses of other snakes for daring to rattle in his presence.
>Chuck Norris isn't lactose intolerant. Milk is chuck Norris intolerant
>Chuck Norris, when born, spanked the doctor and the nurses
>Chuck Norris drove his mother home after he was born
>Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it
>When Chuck Norris slices onions the onions cry
>Chuck Norris counted to infinity.... Twice
>The Boogeyman checks his closet and under his bed for Chuck Norris
>When God said let there be light Chuck Norris said "say please"
>Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin, behind his beard is another fist
>Time waits for no man. Except Chuck Norris
>Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
>Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
>The flu has to get vaccinated for Chuck Norris
>Chuck Norris inspired Star wars. He was the force.
>Chuck Norris once visited the dead sea. No one remembers what it was called before he killed it.
>Chuck Norris can beat up your imaginary friends
>Chuck Norris tells Simon what to do
>Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad
>It it looks like chicken, smells like chicken, and tastes like chicken, but Chuck Norris says it's beef it's beef
>Chuck Norris can hear sign language
>Chuck Norris can speak braille
>Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding
>Chuck Norris
>MC Hammer learned the hard way Chuck Norris can touch this
>The only time Chuck Norris was ever wrong is when he thought he made a mistake

>>211921233 (OP)
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made out of real cowboys

>>211921233 (OP)
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed

>>211921483
Chuck Norris fucked my mom and i wasn't even mad

>>211922932
>>Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
>>The flu has to get vaccinated for Chuck Norris
>>Chuck Norris tells Simon what to do
It's the simple impossible ones that always do it for me.

>>211921233 (OP)
Looks like a gay ginger twink, why do americucks love this guy?

Chuck Norris told me I have AIDS.

Guns don't kill people... Chuck Norris kills people.

Chuck Norris so fat when he sit around the house he SIT AROUND THE HOUSE!

Wow this is unfunny all you millennials kys.

>>211921233 (OP)
Chuck Norris once hit a horse with an uppercut. That's why we have giraffes

>>211921781
hahahaha