>Early 1500s
>A group of 100 Spanish, Black, Greek, Portuguese, and Italian explorers leave Florida and get lost in what is now the deep American south
>They are constantly attacked by Indians
>Others starve to death or die of disease
>They wander all over the southeast
>No idea where the fuck they are
>Try to build a ship to escape and fail
>All but 4 of them die
>they eventually stumble onto Texas and are able to make their way to Mexico City where they are finally rescued after 8 YEARS of being marooned

Nuhollywood is so fucking gay for passing on this story
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narváez_expedition

>>211924214 (OP)
I'd watch it. Get Mel Gibson on the phone

>>211924214 (OP)
thats what happens when you are a real man and you want adventrue no matter what.
now the average man dies in his 80s unable to clean his own ass in a dirty bed.

>>211924214 (OP)
no one cares about shitstory

>>211926056
Based. Twerking on insta is true kino

>>211924214 (OP)
The life of Josiah Harlan would make excellent kino.
He partially inspired the Man Who Would Be King.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josiah_Harlan

>>211926150
History isn't real. Bouncing booties are.

>>211926056
shitskin hands typed this

>>211926271
tit tok videos will be studied when humans from 2200 want to know how organic women became obsolete and robowaifus took all the men.

>>211926369
There will be an apocalypse like has happened before in history, but this time since everything is digital, almost nothing is preserved in a way future generations can access. They'll be hopelessly confused about this entire era

never heard of it, to wikipedia I go

>>211924214 (OP)
>As Cabeza de Vaca wrote later, his countrymen were "dumbfounded at the sight of me, strangely dressed and in the company of Indians. They just stood staring for a long time.
Kek, funny to imagine how confused they were

>>211924214 (OP)
looking at the map you provided, literally nothing in your post is true, also
>SCHNELL HANZ, VE MUST KROSS ATLANTISCHER OZEAN TO LANDT INNEN NEUSPANIEN

>>211931597
There was a naval group that got separated from the land group. Read the Wikipedia article

>>211926056
no one cares about history? good history stories is one of the last things that gets me excited

Mel Gibson needs to make a 10 movie Kinothon based on The True History of the Conquest of New Spain . How was I not made aware of this masterpiece before looking through the list of books found inside Ted Kaczynski's cabin?

>>211933031
R..read? What's that

>>211934265
I hope that the collapse of cape shit gives us more historykino soon. Swords and sandals needs to make a comeback

>>211933031
>read
lmfao bruh what is this the 1300s fr post a tiktok summary or frick off

For me, it’s the Scottish attempt to colonize the Darien Gap (nearly bankrupted the country)

>>211924214 (OP)
there was a movie made in 1991 about the expeditIon

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabeza_de_Vaca_(film)

>>211931597
learn to read, moron

>Americans liking conquistadors
lol. nobody has any historical fondness for the Spanish Empire and audiences could give a fuck about a bunch of morons dying in the forest for 2 1/2 hours.

>>211924214 (OP)
>Black

There wasn't any in the Americas until later.

>>211936703
there was a slave revolt of natives and blacks in Santo Domingo in 1521, 6 years before this expedition departed out of the same place. there certainly were melanin-enhanced gentlemen in "The Americas" by this time.

>>211936703
These were a couple at this point. One of the four survivors was black

>>211936673
T. Meximutt

>>211924214 (OP)
I was about to buy a book about this called Strange Land or something like that. Have you read the book? This story and Roanoke Island are both interesting early colonial stories in the Americas that would make good movies

>>211924214 (OP)
We say Gulf of America now, don't we?

>>211936673
Why do beaners all identify with the aztecs (losers who oppressed their ancestors) instead of the spanish (cool winners who liberated them)? It's weird

>>211924214 (OP)
a kettle war kino would be much better than this kusoge you posted

>>211937219
This, I always laugh when I see some Mexican who’s like 75% white 5% black and 20% native larping as some eagle warrior. You’re the conquistador dude.
>>211937087
I haven’t read that one no. Sounds interesting though

>>211937345
Kettle war? Do tell

>>211924214 (OP)

>>211924214 (OP)
>A group of 100 Spanish, Black, Greek, Portuguese, and Italian explorers leave
>Black
lmfao and nigs being coupled like that and they'll NEVER recover from that. a half a million european country has more identity than a group of blacks.

>>211924214 (OP)
We are not allowed to glorify white man history goyim.

There was one black there and it was a slave. He was literally the first black to ever explore any of North America. Why do blacks lie about history constantly?

>>211941338
I agree but wheres the lie in this case? He was a part of the expedition. Fun fact about this nog. He had a reputation for being a dickhead and years later he got killed by some indians for trying to fuck their women. Niggers never change kek

>Narváez's crew initially numbered about 600, including men from Spain, Portugal, Greece, and Italy.

>>211941869
>A group of 100 Spanish, Black, Greek, Portuguese, and Italian explorers

Right there. The lie is that ^. It was not an expedition that had dozens or hundreds of blacks it was a Spanish expedition with one moorish slave. Don’t lie. No other people do this shit, if there was one Chinese slave there nobody would say an expedition of Spanish, Chinese, Italian and etc… Only extremely insecure people do that.

>>211924214 (OP)
>>A group of 100 Black
How many Negroes participated in the Narváez expedition?

>>211942058
Sorry if I came across that way I was just trying to be descriptive. I know niggers suck I wasn't making a we wuz arguement

>>211942091
Just one I think. He was also one of the only survivors

>>211924214 (OP)
>en.m.

> Narváez ordered that the expedition be split, with 300 men sent overland northward along the coast and 100 men and ten women aboard the ships were also sent northward along the coast, as Narváez intended to reunify the land and seaborne expeditions at a supposed large harbor to the north of them that would be "impossible to miss". The land expedition and the ships never met, as no large harbor existed north of their landing location.

What a fucking asshole. at least he wasn't one of the survivors.

>>211941869
>killed by some indians for trying to fuck their women.

Wikipedia says the natives that executed him accused him of raping and murdering their women

>>211942868
To the surprise of no one

>>211942043
Indeed

>>211924214 (OP)

>>211936703
The spanish started bringing them to the indies pretty shortly after they set up; the natives kept dying and they needed more workers

>>211936703
>>211936921
>>211939035
>>211941338
>>211942091
>>211942058
There was Juan Garrido
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Garrido

He was not a slave either. Supposedly a high aristocrat from the “kingdom of Kongo”. Now I don’t know how supposedly advanced this kingdom was but he was definitely top of the negro pool.

I’m guessing the reason Bantus never advanced is because they like killed people like him or they bred into other races.

>>211936491
>>211943142
movies with subtitles aren't real movies if I want to read a book I'll do that instead