It was Rust. I fucked your partner Rust.

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I sniffed our newborn babies beautiful hot pink asshole

>my ass looked lovely, it will be gooned to for years

>>211927113
>>211926942 (OP)
>surprise infidelity
Fucking hate this trope.

..

how do you respond without sounding mad?

>>211926942 (OP)
The best part was that it was anal

>>211927113
This scene was cut from the show btw, she fucked Ted's son 'Bill' before fucking Ted himself.

>>211927213
>I hope he wore a wore a condom, because that hooker gave me herpes.

Literally me

>>211927213
im glad for you sweaty, consider us over

I would've busted in 5 seconds like Rust did too. Goddamn, that perfect milf ass

>>211927574
I feel personally attacked.
It's like they interviewed me and my whole family and all my ex gfs to write this scene.
Time to go to work and come straight home....sighh

>>211927213
Do nothing. Rust and Cole still were bros after cause their know women are shit.

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>>211929908
>I thought you were dead Rick! I had to start fucking someone else right away!

>>211930071
That’s pretty realistic. Women need cock to mentally thrive. Without it they tend to go a little loopy.

Cole cheating on her cause he was a sex addict. He never did it out of malice. She, on the other hand, did it solely to destroy his career and his friendship with Rust. In worked for a couple years but in the end she failed. She tries to visit Rust at the bar and he just calls her a whore and tells her to leave. So based.

>>211929991
delete this immediately

>>211927574

>>211927574
unironically how can i become a people person? i feel like people are always intimidated by me even though i don't mean it

>>211932514
You got to put effort into trying to be interested in them. Ask questions, dig, find what you like in them. Everyone has something.

>>211927213
>can you do it again? I wanna watch

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>>211930164
Bro Rust is basically in love with her. He isn't mean to her at all.