Thread 211931731 - /tv/ [Archived: 939 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/24/2025, 11:05:13 PM No.211931731
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*Emperor Hirohito stands over Oppenheimer's beaten body, their epic battle ending with Oppenheimer beaten on the ground*
>Emperor Hirohito: I told you, you cannot possibry stop me arone Oppenheimer-san
>*Oppenheimer wipes blood off his lips with the back of his hands, then looks up at Hirohito*
>Opp: heh... Good thing I'm not alone then
>*Oppenheimer glances up to the sky over Nagasaki to show Einstein flying overhead in a bomber*
>Steiny: I LIVE FOR ZIS SHIT
>*Einstein presses a button releasing the atomic bomb while simultaneously triggering an Fulton service to air recovery system to pull Opp to safety*
>Emperor Hirohito: NO! IT WAS A TRAP!!!!
>*BOOOOOOM!!!!*

>*meanwhile aboard Einstein's bomber*
>Opp: you must be getting slow old man, you were 8 seconds late
>Ein: well you know what zey say... Time is relative.

>post-credits scene
>a man chuckles as the camera pans out from the core of a nuclear weapon, but there's something different about this one...
>"So, Oppenheimer thinks he has made the ultimate weapon..."
>as the camera zooms out the words "DEUTERIUM" become visible
>Edward Teller in a labcoat and mad science goggles sealing a hydrogen bomb assembly
>"But he was wrong."
>the bomb casing closes with a dramatic hiss and lights on the bomb start blinking as Teller begins to laugh maniacally
>screen cuts to black, cutting his laughter off with it
>"What did I Tell you?"
>BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
>OPPENHEIMER WILL RETURN...
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 11:05:50 PM No.211931768
>>211931731 (OP)
post-post-credit scene
>Truman is in the oval room with Oppie and 'stein, laughing their asses off over pics of radiation burnt jap kids
>aide walks in
>"Mr. president sir, he's here"
>"Good, send him in. Gentlemen, this one's a go getter. A promising young man, who's going to take us to the moon, believe it or not. I want you all to meet-"
>well groomed young man walks in nonchalantly
>"Mr. John Kennedy! It's nice to finally meet you in person"
>"Please, Harry, call me Jack. *faces the scientists* Well well well, if it ain't Sir Bombsalot and the patent thief in the flesh"
>"Jack, these are physicists Alb-"
>"I know who they are. And I know whom they're loyal to. You better not double cross me when I get on that chair, or so help me the christian God, I'll have your asses"
>"Be careful with what you say", warns Einstein, "we're capable of things that would blow your mind"
>"What are you gonna do, pal? Shoot me? *laughs in scorn*
>Einstein gently smirks
>cut to black
>MORE TO COME IN... OPPENHEIMER 2: SEMITIC SWINDLE
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Dunkaccino
6/24/2025, 11:12:15 PM No.211932133
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 11:18:13 PM No.211932503
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>>211931768

Kino
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 11:38:30 PM No.211933453
>>211931731 (OP)
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