You are presented with two options:
>the red pill: wake up to the disturbing truth
>the blue pill: stay forever in blissful ignorance
Which option do you choose?

>>211939588 (OP)
I eat both, punch nigger in the mouth then go and plap trinity and that 90s rave white rabbit white.

wouldn't he still be a hacker guy and the Agents would still be after him?

constant cycle of waking up with creepy bugs in your stomach, then re-blanking your memories. maybe that's how Matrix-people end up with dementia.

>"Fuck your faggy pills. You got any more of that shit Cypher and I drank?"

>>211939588 (OP)

I am not in the habit of accepting random pills from strangers, even less so when they're discovered from a compromised hacker IRC and seem to have a suspicious amount of knowledge about the same feds who just impregnated me with a transformer, so I'd probably just try to bail and go underground

>>211939588 (OP)
Taking both pills would make Morpheus all zesty.

anyone who doesnt prefer the disturbing truth is no friend of mine and probably watches anime

>>211940026
anime website doebeit

>>211939588 (OP)
Red and MAGA all the way, baby.

>>211940077
>anime website
silence weeb

>>211939588 (OP)
I rather eat slop with free men than to be a slave and fed corpses intravenously (mega yuck)

>>211939753
>I am not in the habit of accepting random pills from strangers
was normal back then. people didn't go online to find a drug testing facility or buy reagent tests, they just took the damn pill.
every person who died from China White wasn't planning their own death.

these "pills" look too translucent. cod liver oil with food colouring.

Blue pill all the way
Redpill was literally ZION filled with BLACKS

>tfw escaping the pod was just another level of the matrix

>>211940388
when I take those pills it makes my skin smell like fish

>>211939588 (OP)
This was his apartment, barely any difference from the real world

>>211940696
the only chance you'll ever get of having your fingers smell of pussy

>>211940696
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trimethylaminuria

>>211940736
comfy as shit. i would be on 1999 internet calling people faggots over usenet

>>211940783
Yeah. I mean its not a huge deal as it only happens if I take those pills or eat certain fish. For some reason it doesn't happen when I eat Salmon but it does happen when I eat Cod.