Realistically, what would you do in this situation?

>>211942366 (OP)
turn 360 and run away

>>211942453
Oh shit.

AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGAAAAAAA

>>211942366 (OP)
I'd listen.

>>211943215
To what he doesn't have to say. And that's what no one did.

>>211942366 (OP)
scale the tree closest to me and hope he can't climb

>>211942366 (OP)
>>211942949

now combine them

i live i america motherfucker. pull the pistol i keep on my belt and start shooting!!!

>>211944012
>Pistols
Bruv, you need high caliber shit to deal with him

>>211942366 (OP)
Lmao at the one in the roof window.

>>211942366 (OP)
I would just walk right on by because he wouldn't care about me.

>>211942366 (OP)
>unsheathes glock
nothin' personell, kirk-san

>>211942366 (OP)
Wonder where all the leaves are. Those things are red and yellow

>>211942366 (OP)
Thankfully, I live the Way of the Blade.

>>211946827
um doesnt this 45 year old zoomer know those lights are going to make him go blind??

>>211942366 (OP)
Punch the first in the throat, spin kick the second, use my spinning momentum to strafe behind and break the neck of the third and then running dropkick the fourth in the chest. Any questions?

>>211942366 (OP)
id have to do it to em

I whip out my magnum dong and start cumming

>>211942949
kek

>>211946827
I want to tie him up and put him on the floor and make him watch me incinerate all of that slop

>>211942366 (OP)
definitely isolate myself in a quiet place with fewer exits and no witnesses. idk why i just feel like it would be the best move.

>>211945301
is this some sort of garage modification? genius!

>>211947420
yeah, what happens when he stabs you in the belly at the same time you punch him in the throat?

>>211944777
i think i could blow his knee caps out with a 9mm. then while he's crawling i george floyd him. is he undead? i don't remember if he breathes or not

>>211942366 (OP)
Start sucking his dick and play with his balls before swallowing all his cum.

Run and go "AHHHHHJHH"

>>211942453
Kek

>>211944777
Nice.

>>211949582
nah, some company made folding glock lowers. stupid and unwieldy and ultimately pointless but cool as hell and i want a few

>>211947420
https://www.npr.org/2021/10/01/1042487729/a-ninja-with-a-sword-assailed-a-u-s-army-special-operations-unit-in-california

>"Do you know who I am?" the man asked. The sergeant said he did not. "Do you know where my family is?" the man asked. When the sergeant said he did not know, "the person in ninja garb began to slash" at him with a katana sword, the report states, adding that the sergeant's leg and phone were struck.
>More than 20 minutes after the initial contact, the blotter says, a 911 call came in from someone at the airport saying 26 special operations military members were "hunkered down in a hanger [sic] wondering where help is."
>Police officers located the ninja suspect on a nearby road. But the man "refused to follow commands and brandished the sword at deputies," the sheriff's office said. Projectile rounds were used "but were ineffective," it added.

>>211949637
>yeah, what happens when he stabs you in the belly at the same time you punch him in the throat?

>>211947420
>Any questions?
yes: will you teach me?

>>211944012
He only attacks liberals anti gun types. Most horror movies take place in blue states for that reason

>>211947456
The only good answer ITT

>>211942366 (OP)
Turn to my friend and say "You see all these fucking guys?"

>>211954748
they aren't fucking though