Thread 211945817 - /tv/ [Archived: 926 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:38:46 AM No.211945817
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Should I go watch this with my dad? He hates anything capeshit so I need to know if there’s anything capeshit adjacent in this.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:41:05 AM No.211945925
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>>211945817 (OP)
Here's your capeshit adjacent
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:41:52 AM No.211945958
>>211945817 (OP)
i think its just a modern pozzed zombie movie
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:44:57 AM No.211946101
>>211945817 (OP)
The movie is liberal. So if you and your dad is conservative it aint the movie for you. Basically just a movie about a strong empowered woman and her single mother raised kid doing better cause his daddy aint in the picture anymore.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:45:02 AM No.211946105
>>211945925
I could not believe it when these cunts turned up, It was like some weird Saville tribute or some shit, absolutely fucking bizarre.
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Dunkaccino
6/25/2025, 4:47:24 AM No.211946191
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>>211945958
How is it pozzed?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:47:48 AM No.211946208
>>211946105
Borderline experimental
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:49:21 AM No.211946272
>>211946105
>>211945925
Imagine it after the apocalypse there was a savill cult MENTAL AIN'IT.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:58:47 AM No.211946653
>>211946272
I don't know if that's what they were hinting at, his crimes didn't come out until after his death in 2011, so in 28YL timeline his transgressions would never have been known to the public.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:13:30 AM No.211949621
>>211945925
did they really make the movie unwatchable?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:29:58 AM No.211950324
>>211949621
It’s the last 3 minutes
It negates the preceding 152 almost entirely. Absolutely insane that it was allowed in the film let alone as the fucking ending.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:33:54 AM No.211950481
>>211950324
It’s THAT bad?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:36:27 AM No.211950607
>>211950481
nta
it took me right out of everything, a complete mood whiplash
i only like the part where it shows the main cunt was the kid who survived from the beginning but other than that it was very jarring and didn't mesh with the rest of the movie
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:37:07 AM No.211950658
>>211950481
Yes, the tone shifts wildly throughout
I got out the the movie like an hour ago and I’m getting angrier the more I think and post about it. Fucking awful.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:38:35 AM No.211950755
it was so bad
I had it spoiled before it happened
I wish I coulda known my reaction if I didnt have it spoiled
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:40:02 AM No.211950830
>>211950481
It was like shit out of Hardcore Henry
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:43:20 AM No.211950972
I wish I had a girlfriend so I could go have sex with her,
that’s how mad I am
Tails got trolled level mad
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:50:26 AM No.211951290
>>211946105
>tribute
The guy literally wears an inverted cross.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:51:27 AM No.211951330
>>211946101
Could you elaborate on this brainless and incorrect take?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:39:30 AM No.211953602
>>211950972
calm down you drama queen
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:52:21 AM No.211954144
>>211950481
It was very odd. Up until then things had been fairly down to earth. Killing infected is portrayed as a scary and risky thing, even one of them is a threat.
Then this teletubbies/savile/antichrist gang shows up and starts killing a bunch of infected in crazy parkour ways to somewhat silly music. It's a huge tonal shit to what was happening just 1 minute prior.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:53:11 AM No.211954178
Anyone wanna watch a shitty cam rip with me?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:56:34 AM No.211954328
>>211953602
More like 28 years off my life due to the metastasized cancer I developed in the movie theatre watching this
Fuck you
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:58:58 AM No.211954423
>>211954144
The soundtrack choices were so fucking odd
Just set the whole thing to Godspeed You it’s why everyone liked the 28 days st, instead we get whatever the fuck was going on, the race back to the island had maybe the worst musical choice I’ve ever seen in a scene
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:01:54 AM No.211954534
>>211946191
zombie movies are usually pozzed in some way. since the concept is easy enough for comprehend. it needs some sort of "message" like... uh south park. in order to differentiate itself in the genre.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:03:45 AM No.211954607
>>211946191
There’s really not a single scene in the movie that compares to this one from 25 years ago.
Jesus.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:06:37 AM No.211954712
>>211954178
im down anon
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:08:21 AM No.211954778
>>211954712
https://xprime.tv/watch/1100988?watchparty=energetic-planet-5334
Dunkaccino
6/25/2025, 8:14:09 AM No.211955001
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>>211954534
How is this one specifically pozzed though?
>>211954607
Cillian elevated 28 days later to kino status, that’s why.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:21:28 AM No.211955264
>>211945925
it sets it up for the already announced sequel but yeah it was incredibly out of place and strange. that being said, it does seem like the next movie will be a lot more fun and entertaining if they go the texas chainsaw massacre 2 route and make it a wacky comedy.
the father/son kino was great in years but once the kid makes that super retarded choice to take his mom to the doctor it goes from about a 7 to about a 4
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:22:35 AM No.211955321
>>211945817 (OP)
it's woke garbage
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:23:14 AM No.211955349
>>211955321
HOW is it woke
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6/25/2025, 8:24:44 AM No.211955421
>>211955349
A bunch of albino niggers save the protaganist & induct him into their gay saranist cult.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:30:28 AM No.211955662
>>211955349
the entire storyline?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:31:22 AM No.211955692
>>211955421
>>211955662
>White chavs save a child
Not woke. Try again.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:38:40 AM No.211955973
>>211955692
>black zombies have bigger dicks
>father is useless and trip goes bad
>mother is fine and trip goes well
>pro-lgbt during the party
>doctor who says zombies should be treated everyone else (basically pro refugee)
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:41:04 AM No.211956058
>>211955973
>>pro-lgbt during the party
QRD?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:41:36 AM No.211956074
>>211955973
Lmao at “trip goes well”, I get what you’re trying to say but also there’s the whole “find a place for her” scene
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:41:44 AM No.211956079
>>211955973
>>father is useless and trip goes bad
>>mother is fine and trip goes well
did you actualy watch the movie or just read some anon's larp?
>calling the father useless when he's incredibly competent at killing zombies in high stress situations
>calling the mother fine and the trip goes well when she fucking dies
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:44:38 AM No.211956157
>>211956058
two of the men there were clearly a couple
>>211956074
but it did go well and they made it there and the swedish soldier (man) died
>>211956079
>father almost gets them both killed
>mother gets to have a peaceful death with her son
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:46:32 AM No.211956206
>>211956157
>>mother gets to have a peaceful death with her son
>ignoring when the mom almost got them killed several times just to push your narrative
this is why people don't like you in real life
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:47:11 AM No.211956227
>>211956157
do fags kiss in this?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:47:56 AM No.211956245
>>211956206
cope, stop shilling your woke trash
>>211956227
it's implied
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:49:37 AM No.211956288
>>211956245
implied how? i might consider just not watching it at all if there’s faggotry
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:50:48 AM No.211956327
>>211956288
they're clearly a gay couple and are holding hands
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6/25/2025, 9:22:01 AM No.211957154
>>211955692
>satanists
Woke.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:30:47 AM No.211957408
>>211945925
I figured out the twist halfway through the movie during the big party scene. I figured that if these people would have some strange ritual for celebrating people coming back from the wild, other factions probably have their own weird shit too.