This made Crystal Skull look good by comparison.

>>211946562 (OP)
this movie was so boring and lame that it might as well not even exist. it's like a void. there's almost nothing memorable about it even so bad that it must be discussed. it's just there. a proto-AI generated movie. whenever i'm reminded of its existence i'm like oh yeah, they made that.

Crystal Skull mogs Doom

>>211946600
I watched it when it came out and now I can't remember anything about this character.

Crystal Skull was good tho

>>211946608
>>211946915
Zoomies are going to say the same thing about Dial of Destiny in 15 years when the newest Indy movie has a fully AI generated Harrison Ford.

Destiny was the name of my favorite stripper at the shitty tiddy bar at the edge of town. She was 49 and had lots of mommy stretch marks that really turned me on. Her vag looked like it had bore 5-6 nigglets (she was white). Her eldest son was in jail for armed robbery and grand theft auto. I grew fond of her saggy tits and ass, they were a thing of dreams. She gave me a private dance once and allowed me to go down on her, her vag smelled strongly of sourdough bread and onions. I was saddened the day I learned she was shot by her 16 year old daughter’s 38 year old boyfriend, Shawnquell, over a piece of fried chicken. I’ll always remember Destiny and the sad broken look she always had when she was dancing on stage.

>>211947116
Cool story bro

>>211946562 (OP)
Kind of surreal how this came and went like a fart in the wind. They shouldn't have premiered it at Cannes that year since its subdued reception there basically killed any hype before it got its general release in cinemas. This movie made literally LESS THAN HALF what Crystal Skull did at the box-office.

>>211947116
Lord give me fucking strength. I quit smoking!

>>211946748
I remember the spammer who kept saying she's an excellent combination of Sigourney Weaver and Lara Croft.

I forget if she's a jew, but she's definitely an ugly anglo aristocrat heritage. That was mentioned here.

>>211947172
>$387 million budget
>$384 million box office
Why the fuck do movies cost so much to make when the end result is garbage?

>>211946600
That's because almost all the controversial, rage-baity content was removed due to poor test-audience scores. It's what happens when you try to please everyone

>>211946562 (OP)
The movie seems like it could be decent right up to the point where Harrison gets on the horse.

That's almost the exact point the movie falls apart.

>>211946562 (OP)
Way better than Crystal Skull, the action scenes don't look like cartoons.

>>211947342
>when you try to please everyone
All they had to do was please the people who already liked indy and star wars. The normalfags would fall in to line, instead they push their (((agenda))) and the whole thing collapses.

>>211947336
Crystal Skull made $786 million against a budget of $185 million in 2008 and people still bought DVDs and Blu-Rays back then as well so it would have made a couple extra hundred-million from those in the following years too.