what's the point of the green goo

why does her hair look like snakes

>>211949922 (OP)
It’s Satanic.
>>211950001
She’s Satanic.

>>211949922 (OP)
little boys liked gross things like slime and boogers before the internet turned them into porn addicts. that's why a lot of cartoons back then had gross out gags.

>>211949922 (OP)
its jew cum, and they're mocking us

>>211950001
Satan.

the jannies wouldn't let them use white goo

Think she gets off on the idea of boys jerking off to her?

>>211949922 (OP)
I guess it's Nickelodeon tradition at this point but it started with this show Double Dare. Which was like a kids game show but one of the penalties for loss or what was incorporated into some of the games was slime.

She was cute until I heard her talking

>>211950122
i liked double dare and stuff but i fucking hated 'gross' cartoons as a kid. i was definitely in a minority over it but i refused to watch shows like ren and stimpy, cow and chicken, or ed, edd, and eddie.

>>211951619
>anon describes every girl ever

humiliation ritual

>>211949922 (OP)
Reptilian elites literally ejaculate green goo. It's a humiliation ritual to show humanity that th

>>211951619
wow you weren't kidding. it's like a mix of south EFFrikan, american ebonics, and zoomer pop culture (e.g. "LET'S GOOO")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8IS09dbI6s

>>211951847
don't know what ya'll folks are complaining about her voice and accent made me hard

>>211951682
>i refused to watch shows like ren and stimpy

Society is governed by fascistic system of pedophile sodomites.

Homofascism facilitates the worldview of many once you get past a certain tax bracket and take oaths amongst the brotherhood

the ancient world presented a more graphic picture but the underbelly remains and shall persist

*not to be confused the symbols branded on useful idiots

>>211949922 (OP)
>green goo
money shot

>>211949922 (OP)
damn, you zoomers really never had a childhood, just straight from the womb into social media.

>>211949922 (OP)
the original green gooo designer was a Predator fan

>>211949922 (OP)
How is she gonna get the goo out of her hair without unbraiding it?

racism: solved

we're gonna make it whitebros

>>211950001
it looks hot

It's gross and funny

similar how you threw your dirty socks at people as a kid

>>211953410

>>211951847
>>211951931
Yeah I got a boner albeit a confused one
Keep feeling SA accent then it just goes weird kek

>>211952304
I pledge allegiance to the Big Black Clock

>>211951847
Really? I quite like her voice. It sounds peppy and exotic and just the slightest bit kooky. I find it cute.

as a balding man who lives with his parents how do i get an ebony gf?

>>211954013
Tell her you want to dip your bald head in oil, and rub it all over her body.

>>211954164
i'll give it a shot

>>211951557
>guess it's Nickelodeon tradition at this point but it started with this show Double Dare
Not even close. Whatever Wikipedia bullshit you read didn't actually live through it

>>211951847
Her accent is annoying. More annoying is he not knowing what a doubleshot, limejuice, or triplesec are as if she wasn't just told what to say 60 seconds earlier. Dumber than a rock.
Her stomach makes me hard tho, so at least she has that

>>211954551
...i heard THAT

jewish bukkake for children

>>211949922 (OP)
wet shirts always make boobies look nice

>>211949922 (OP)
So it can easily be "keyed" since it's green like a greenscreen and be turned to look like cum

>>211953410
>>211953637
>>211954013
>ebony
She's only a quarter Black through her mom. Her Dad is completely Indian (Pajeet). She doesn't have Black features at all.

>>211951682
>i liked double dare and stuff
GOD I loved that retarded show and the one with the big stone head and there'd be competitive video game playing and shit. The electronic hell dimension which is devouring the psychic soul of humanity wasn't as strong back then so you'd go outside and play as a kid so seeing stupid kids doing stupid physical challenges and playing video games just made you go make little obstacle courses out of rusty trash metal you loot out of the alley and make stupid little rules for the obstacle course

>>211953410
why do niggers never know how to hold a pencil

>>211956863
>pajeet + irish + zulu
basically same scale as mehigo?

>>211949922 (OP)
Humiliation ritual.

>>211957519
unironically he gets more pusy than /tv/ combined

>>211949922 (OP)
tentacle cum

>>211949922 (OP)
so dan schneider can chroma key out all the green and turn it white

>>211956863
>South African native
>Zulu

The zulus were invaders from Central Africa, they just got beaten first by the whites.

>>211951847
I hate that it isn't more south african otherwise I would be rock hard

>>211951847
The midriff i like howms'tever I couldn't listen for more than 5 seconds

>>211961426
asmr goon material for me desu

>>211949922 (OP)
>green screen = easy effects
>green goo = easily replaced with cum color
nothing complicated, weird how it's not done yet

>>211958396
he's a well known gay

>>211962495
and still manages to get more poosy

>>211951847
>eats with her hands
disgusting

>>211962870
t. fork pilled

>>211949922 (OP)
i find it erotic when you can see just a hint of panty

>>211951439
White boys only

>>211949922 (OP)
it represents semen

>>211963834
no it doesn't, it represents fun and silliness and childhood. your generation is irreparably corrupted.

>>211954013
black women love autistic white guys

Slimer from Ghostbusters popularized green slime in the 80s

>>211951847
still hot, y'all a faggots

>>211964280
He's right. What you thought was some innocent fun was in fact a sexual fetish of some producers at Nickelodeon.

>>211956863
>Irish ancestry

Kek dumb Micks

>>211964665
sexual fetishes involve specific types of people and sliming happens to everyone. zoomers didn't have any game shows growing up because they played video games that were too mature for them instead, turning an entire generation of people into that one guy from the 90's who's parents didn't give a shit.

>>211951808
The gangstalkers got him before he could finish

She cute.

>>211965099
>sliming happens to everyone
producer here. that's my fetish

>>211951847

>>211951847
Relentless bareback baby making sex, mating press impregnation.

>>211957519
>tyrone, i'm going to dance lesson, i'll be home late, dont wait up

>>211956863
they should make more of that jesus christ

>>211950001
Predator genes

>>211966324
post your office with visible Nickelodeon memorabilia and a timestamp with /tv/ next to it.

>>211957519
Billions must race-mix

>children's award show
>better wear my skintight shirt, unzip my short shorts, and show my panties

>>211950035
Whats satanic about green goo?

>>211953410
I need to buy negro

>>211967140
Disingenuous question.

>>211950035
Kill yourself

>>211949922 (OP)
She's going to give a white boy a great summer

>>211967123
That would be really hot, but this hasn't actually been marketed towards children in like 20 years.

>>211962495
Nobody's THAT gay

>>211950122
fpbp

>>211967172
There's nothing in the bible about green go or covering people in green goo. I think you made up it being satanic

>>211957519
Chud NOOOOOOOO

>>211967527
I accept your concession.

>>211949922 (OP)

>>211967140
Gangrene and bile. Baby corps necrophilia symbolism.

>>211965911
Agreed. 100% would

>>211951847
She’s smoking

>>211951682
>Double Dare
Based. I loved that and Legend of the Hidden Temple growing up.
>refused to watch Ren and Stimpy, Cow and Chicken, Ed, Edd, and Eddy
Damn you actually have shit taste. I mean I can give you a pass on Ren and Stimpy, because that shit was basically an adult cartoon but Cow and Chicken, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Courage the Cowardly Dog, and Rocko Modern's Life were cartoon staples growing up in the late 90s, early 00s.