>NINTENDO AND SONY PICTURES HAVE CAST BELARUSIAN MODEL DAYANA LITOSHYK TO PLAY YOUNG PRINCESS ZELDA IN THE FILM ADAPTATION OF THE POPULAR VIDEO GAME.
>ADULT ZELDA RUMORED TO BE PLAYED BY ELLE FANNING.

>>211966246 (OP)
I feel like I'm on a watch list for clicking this image.

>>211966246 (OP)
I ain't googlin' that

Why does everyone think they are going to adapt Ocarina of Time instead of just making a brand new story that's not adapting any of the games?

>>211966246 (OP)
>DAYANA LITOSHYK
Cute. I guess they're looking at a 10+ year run.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if this was the casting for young zelda but after link pulls the master sword she's suddenly a fully grown sheboon and nobody addresses it?

>>211966311
OoT is recognizable so they use screencaps from it to get your attention.

>>211966246 (OP)
Ew, a slav.

>>211966246 (OP)

>>211966388
whiter than you, ahmed

>>211966246 (OP)
Easy double billy, genuinely

>>211966310
>when the oldfag survival instincts hit

>>211966246 (OP)
Right wingers already mad at the casting

>>211966619
PEDOPHILE CAT PEDOPHILE CAT!

>>211966660
Absolutely not. They're mongrels.

You guys think japs butted in and said "no darkies".

>>211966294
it's been the case for far longer than that.

>>211967894
I don't think they needed to. It's part of the expectations of doing business with a Japanese media company

>>211967894
I, for one, support racially accurate gerudo casting

>>211968960
Redhead green eyed arab amazons? Sign me up

>>211966246 (OP)
>ADULT ZELDA RUMORED TO BE PLAYED BY ELLE FANNING
honestly not a bad pick. Light features and “elf” looking. She was in front of us the entire time yet the internet wouldn’t shut the fuck up about the tranny

>>211967894
I imagine they didn’t even try. The Jew fears the Samurai after all

>>211966860
What is this post attempting to convey?

>>211966337
I love Gerudofication

>>211967864
Yeah but if her name wasn't litoshyk you would have no idea

>>211966833
game recognizes game

>>211966246 (OP)
>no source

>>211966246 (OP)
>>ADULT ZELDA RUMORED TO BE PLAYED BY ELLE FANNING.
No she isn't, Ellefag. She's 27, four years older than the age range for grown up Zelda they're looking at.

>>211966246 (OP)
source, OP?

>>211966388
>>211967864
>this is a non-white subhuman according to polchuds

>>211969623
MODS

>>211969623
MOOODS

( I )

Based

>>211969623
Is this supposed to be for shock value? We’ve all here seen way worse (on /v/). This literally does nothing for anyone here. What’s the point of this? All you’re doing is exposing yourself as a desperate faggot for any sort of reaction

mods holy shit do your fucking work

>>211969958
>This literally does nothing for anyone here
Says you

>>211969623

>>211970060
Nonce

>>211970165
*shrug*

Fake news

>>211969623
But I thought squirting was just pee?

wait a second children under the age of 18 have sexual desires and sex organs what?!?!? and they even film themselves with the high quality cameras they all have by the age of 10 huh?!?!?

>>211970551
Yeah, sometimes they record themselves doing things with a pretzel stick and even when the police show up to tell her parents what she's doing, she keeps doing it

>>211966860
women should not be allowed in movies. They sew discord & chaos.

>>211970879
Zelda will be black

Can anyone explain to me why Zelda of all games attracts so many LGBT?

>>211970996
It's a very warm and personal fantasy. It's easy to imagine yourself living comfortably in Hyrule no matter who you are, similar to star trek in that way

>>211970996
ALttP had a sprite with pink hair, and the whole Sheikah thing.

>>211966388
>Ew, a slav.

>>211970996
trannyism/furrys/ponyfuckers/agps/etc. are all basically just autism.
Zelda like sonic has massive market saturation and attracts asspies, the more asspies a thing attracts the more faggots it attracts.

>>211969903
>>211969946
>>211970060
>>211970074
>>211970551
>Chuds: TRANNIES & LGBT ARE LE GROOMERS WE MUST PROTECT LE HECKIN CHILDREN, THINK OF LE CHILDREN!
>Also chuds: UOOHHH CUNNY CUNNY I LOVE CHILDREN LG SEX UOOHHH
Explain this

>>211969623
Jesus Christ. I've been in this site for 14 years and that's the first time I've ever been subjected to something like that. What the fuck. Am I on a list now?

>>211971188

>>211971242
yeah based list

>>211971242
That's actually impossible, i've been on this site for less than 10 and it happened to me at least 50 times. But i do browse /v/

>>211971242
CP is spammed on /v/ daily and from about 2010-2018, /tv/ also had CP in addition to discussions about underage actresses, dancers, and models.

>Jesus Christ. I've been in this site for 14 years and that's the first time I've ever been subjected to something like that

>>211971322
>>211971354
kek

>>211966246 (OP)
>only slavs and Americans were pretty enough to play zelda
Based

>>211971188
>>211971242
You're lying if you didn't think her reaction while orgasming and squirting wasn't hot as fuck

>>211971350
I guess I just never clicked those threads! I spent the first several years on /b/ too. Only saw something similar back in 2015 on 8/b/ on accident
>>211971354
I look like this and say this

I now know I need to spend more time on /v/

>>211971485
I watched it for the 0.5 seconds it took to register what I was seeing before panic closing the tab

>>211971188
I want to have slow, passionate sex with a little girl who loves me. I don't want to feed her drugs and convince her she's actually a man and needs to cut her boobs off.

>>211971242
>I've been in this site for 14 years
You were already on a list, anon. You just didn't realize it

>>211971242
There is no fucking way you were here 14 years. We had a designated cunny poster on /tv/ for eons. I think he calmed down right before covid but still.

All these casting are bad to me. Yes Zelda has a shaper even face, but it's also very gentle, serene and royal. All these girls in the running have a bully/villain look, even Ellen Fanning.

>>211971797
There's only so many nepo babies. preasu understandu

>>211971779
I just didn't click the pedo threads!!! I was here to discuss television and film! Not children!!!!

Violet McGraw is the only choice

>Thread still up after anon posted CP
What the fuck

>>211972298
that means the thread is not organic

>>211972298
It's just CP dude.

>>211971188
youre merging 2 different groups together, im incredibly anti trannies and I wouldn't dare say pedo shit about women under 16

>>211971242
why did you click on it pedo

>>211972298
>>211972409
If posting CP was enough to nuke a thread, anons would do it whenever they wanted to get rid of something they don't like.

>>211972298
Damn, I missed it. Thank god I did.

>>211972507
It was not obvious what it was from the first frame shrunk to a thumbnail

>>211972472
>16
>Not 18
You're a pedophile.