Kino is about to get started.

>>211968886 (OP)
Schizo lolcow kino

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Breaking news

>>211968886 (OP)
oh, so this is why i heard for the first time in like 2 years from him today, cos we was apparently "searching for Joe Rogan to fight in Texas and got arrested"... It was all just another marketing gimmick, grim

one of the wildest things is his downfall was cemented by a rival supplement merchant (MPMD) somehow getting these exposing and awkward emails of him, possibly through a deal, then ruining his entire image for good as a way of taking him out as a competitor.
he was taking some 10k/month worth of steroids and complained about possibly being a "hyper non-responder" as a jewish manlet.

>>211968976
Imagine trying to explain to people that if these three were to get in a fight the one on the right would be the winner

>Liver King boofs coffee while ranting about Boe Rogan.mp4

>>211968976
I'd honestly just end myself if I ever saw myself in a picture like this

>>211969288
Shalom h3sister

>>211969228
He's genuinely schizophrenic. You can even see it in his eyes while he's rambling. One pupil is much bigger than the other which is very common with schizos

>>211969407
>4th enema that day
What part of ancestral tenants is this?

>>211969931
*tenets

>>211969591
Down here in roachville we do things a lil different!

>>211968886 (OP)
What's it about? An American who can drink 4 cans of beer?

Tiger King sequel?

>be a schizo that challenges Joe Rogan to a fair fight
>get arrested in a supposed freedom state

he did nothing wrong

all these roided out fitness gurus are mentally ill.

>>211970023
This trainer is probably laughing as he's taking this dude's money

>does nothing
>wins

>>211970534
here's that high school kid i was talking about.

>>211970451
It's an inaccurate stereotype propagated by dork screenwriters who are taking their anger out on the people who bullied them in high school by portraying them as unstable retards in movies and TV shows

In those schizo videos he made just before he got arrested, his mouth was almost entirely blue from Methylene Blue. He's losing his mind because he's constantly in serotonin syndrome. He basically killed himself, he just doesn't know it yet. Maybe they'll give him a physical in jail and stabilize him a bit, but he's donezo either way

>>211970534
he probably has gay sex with his son

>>211970798
>He's losing his mind because he's constantly in serotonin syndrome
He's losing his mind because he's schizophrenic and off his anti-psychotic meds. Look at his unequal pupils.

Overdosing on a MAOI probably isn't helping though

>>211969196
The guy clearly is using meth, check out those sores on his face.

>>211970773
They do the same thing with high school jocks. In high school in real life the guys good at sports were nice or fun as shit.

>>211968886 (OP)
>roided out weirdo is actually a roided out weirdo
woah

>>211970866
Based.

>>211969196
>spend 8 hours training everyday and tens of thousands of dollars every month on supplements and nutrition
>still look worse than a convicted rapist murderer
What is the point?

>>211968976
There really is no winning for manlets.

>plain clothes police arrest him over some schizo ramblings
Joe Rogan runs Austin police

>>211970773
most roidtroons are insecure and mentally ill and some specific peds' do cause and exacerbate anger issues, like combat sports athletes where extremes of both ends exist, they're all either very humble and moral people or psychopathic impulsive retards.

>>211969779
>becomes a schizo right when apparently a docu about him drops
how convenient

>>211968886 (OP)
holy kek netflix is desperate

>>211969931
none, thats just recreational

>>211970534
imagine the seethe if this guy does end up living to 200 years

>>211970534
>Brian Johnson vs Bryan Johnson
>Meathead vs Vegan
>Grifter vs Grifter

>>211969196
>Somebody roll a five or an eight?

>>211972079
he's turning into a manlet version of big lenny. his soul has possessed him.

>>211970773
>>211971134
They seethe over the cheerleaders and popular girls the same way. They were always super nice and sweet girls irl who'd volunteer at old folks homes and stuff like that.

>>211968886 (OP)
>claims to have built his body on a diet of raw bull testicles
>actually built it with 15k worth of steroids per month
>still ate literal 1000s of bull testicles just for the hell of it
at least he was commited to the bit

why doesn't joe rogan just talk to him?

>>211973625

>>211969288
>>211970023
You could easily armchair quarterback and know these look bad. They're his own videos. Why would he embarrass himself like that?

>e-celeb thread
dead fucking board

>>211974529
99% of new movies and TV shows are fucking garbage so this shit is the only things worth discussing on this board, besides the same 9000 threads about Sopranos, BCS and LoTR

>>211972079
His gut is fucking disgusting

>>211968886 (OP)
Getting Mexicocked in a Texas jail.

>>211969288
If there's nothing wrong with roiding, why do they all lie about it

>>211974529
The board was dead in 2009?

>>211975103
Because it's illegal? What kind of retard goes around publicly announcing usage of illegal substances?

>>211970798
I'm convinced meth blue is a placebo unless you're already fucked up, I tried it for a month and kept upping the dose because nothing was happening. Eventually I just started getting diarrhea without any change to energy/cognition/mood.

How'd this guy get enough money for a mansion and Godzilla amounts of roids? He never seems to do anything and clearly isn't mentally stable enough to have a lucrative computer job

>>211968886 (OP)
How much tren and how many ladyboys has this guy decimated?

>>211975311
You sure you didn't just get fake blue dye? Like half the online meme pharmacies selling stuff like that are either full on scams or have very little of the active compound.

I've never tried it myself but it is an effective MAOI and thus should have a noticable antidepressant effect at moderate doses like other MAOIs

>>211975407
Did you even watch the documentary? It explains in detail his entire grift and the millions of retards who threw money at him.

>>211974643
You afraid of abs? You pathetic weakling

>>211969288
Id gladly fight this man.

>>211971134
Sweeping generalizations aren’t always true. I was almost jumped by the track team in high school but got out of it by just beating one in a fight.

>>211969288
This and his kicking video are my favorite

Why aren't there more bodybuilder kinos?

>>211975811
t. hollywood screenwriter

>>211975851
people couldn't handle the kino

>>211975811
>I was almost jumped by the track team in high school but got out of it by just beating one in a fight.

Things would've been a lot different if I were there that day.

>>211968976
>untrained chad
>gym-maxxed incel

>>211970023
This has to be a joke right?

>>211970023
>he's noticeably fatigued just as the video cuts out
kek

>>211975851
He tanked that.

>>211969288
I'm a hungry skeleton marathon runner and my legs are bigger than this guy's. Why do people go to gym to only train upper body? Looks ridiculous.

>>211978212
Hasan just roids and does bare minimum in the gym. Once a fratboy always a fratboy

>>211968976
middle guy is dwarfmaxxing

>>211970534
>does nothing
>gets younger

>>211978212
I've dislocated both my knees so I can't do squats or any heavy lifts using my legs because the odds of it happening again is very big, and if it happens while I squat heavy I will die. Doomed to have chicken legs

>>211979222
Start cycling

>Look how dumb eating meat is my fellow whites

>>211969288
Terrible punches. Just awful technique overall. What a retard.

>>211970023
And he kicks like a gigantic faggot too.

>>211969288
Reminds me of the twinks in this webm

>>211968976
>just eat raw meat bro it will make you big and str-AAACCCKKKK

>Liver King tries to get the Tiger King hype from Netflix
>Nothing happens and he tries to attack Joe Rogan to stay relevant

>>211968976
Isn’t Hasan a tall giga chad though?

>>211982459
souls leaving their bodies.

>>211982459
Me at 15 seconds

>>211972079
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIS BELLY BUTTON?!

>>211974643
>>211982938
Roidgut

>>211972079
somebody post that one Mike Israetel pic, you know the one

>>211982938
That's what happens when you shoot megadoses of HGH combined with insulin for several years

>>211969254
>10k/month worth of steroids
JFC!

>>211969288
HASAN PIKER

>>211968886 (OP)
chuddism is a mental illness

>>211972079
Conor McGregor has absolutely lost it.

>>211974643
>>211982938
>>211983136

>>211969196
>I DID FOUR COFFEE ENEMAS THIS MORNING OK, MY INTESTINES AREN'T BUILT LIKE YOURS

>>211969254
>Subject: Re: Confidentiality...
kek

>>211979390
Those niggas squat too.

>>211983250
one of the biggest fitness influencers of current era btw