>How about the fact that I hate my son? I come home and he's sitting on the computer in his fucking underwear, wasting his time in some chitchat room, going back and forth with some other fucking jerkoff, giggling like a little school girl. I wanna fucking smash his fucking face in. My son. What'd you think about that?

>>211973554 (OP)
They'll never tell you this but there's a good chance your parents are seriously disappointed in you.

>I'm supposed to get a vasectomy when this is my male heir? Look at him.
How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>211973631
I just got my degree and am going to get a job in the next couple weeks. Keep coping.

>>211973702
Guys like this always have a fairly successful daughter that they constantly ignore. Makes me so angry. Never understood why guys obsess over their sons

>>211973631
My mother seems incapable of disappointment. She sees any mediocre success as akin to some grand achievement. I truly think she is blinded (or deluded) by love.

>>211973766
Are you serious! The sopranos constantly spoiled meadow and never punished her. Meanwhile they shit on AJ constantly.

>>211973766
Foid detected. Post feet.

>>211973631
My dad is legitimately jealous of me because I fully own my car and can afford a mortgage in my 30s.

>>211973825
What do you do?

>>211973631
my dad tells me that at least a couple times a year. but he let my mom persuade him to raise us in one of the most expensive parts of the country despite the fact that he was offered a good job from an old friend in Arizona.

https://vocaroo.com/133aG4tc4kOg

>>211973839
Software engineer. My dad also tried to become a software engineer but couldn't cut it, and that makes him even more jealous. I'm thankful though, his old software books are the whole reason I have a career, I read them way more than he ever did.

>>211973631
my parents have told me this multiple times and i do not care.

>>211973783
Based positive mother

>>211973631
I'd be more surprised if they weren't, I have absolutely zero accomplishments in my life to be proud of and I'm 33.
My mom told me she was proud of me yesterday because I moved in with my girlfriend, but I don't love her and now I can't break up with her.

>>211973783
Mine is the same, given how most of my friends parents were straight up abusive I'm pretty glad

>>211974206
what software have you engineered?

>>211974425
Mostly internal tools, accounting software, a sales platform, and more recently power plant software.

>>211974549
i mean the names of the software.

>>211973631
My dad told me he’s proud of me in a voicemail this week after he had massive surgery, a few weeks ago I flew there and helped them do a bunch of home renovation stuff since he couldn’t.
Very abstract feeling because I’m at the lowest point I’ve ever been in my life but my parents don’t know that.

>>211973631
>successful white collar professional with a high-paying job right out of grad school
>go home to my parents house every night and emulate pokemon on my phone while laying around in my underwear
I’m less of a disappointment and more of a wash on net if you think about it

>>211974749
I never worked on consumer software. One of the internal tools was called "Domos" back in the day.

>>211973766
>Guys like this always have a fairly successful daughter that they constantly ignore
boomers from that era assumed their daughters would attach themselves to a successful male so there's no point in encouraging them

>>211973554 (OP)
>how about the fact that I hate AI?

>>211973631

fortunately my siblings are such fuckups that I look better to them by comparison

>>211974022
kek

>>211973631
Loser kids are almost always the fault of the parents. Tony hated AJ, but notice how he never does anything with him and is always out of the house cheating on his mother with Russian whores

>>211973783
Your mother is a saint and loves you unconditionally. Better than mine who's a drunk and blames me for everything

>>211973631
A lot of people in denial in this thread… :)

But you’re 100% right.

>>211973766
I would also like to see your feet.

>>211973702
MAybe if the CIA hadn't replaced mom and Meadow with replicas, and took these trackers out of my teeth, and out from under my fingernails. I'd be able to do something with my life if they hadn't poisoned the color red, SHUT UP, I'M TELLING HIM!

>>211973631
good.