OHHH

>>211974150 (OP)
i screamed desu

>>211974150 (OP)
Reminder that they were actually demons, not aliens.

AAAHHHH, NOT A LANKY GREEN GUY THAT CAN EASILY BE BEATEN TO DEATH WITH A BLUNT OBJECT. IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD, I'M GOING INSANE!!!

>aliens allergic to water
>go to a planet with humidity in the atmosphere
>a plant heavily covered in water
>a planet where water falls from the sky
>to kidnap creatures made mostly of water
>Despite this massive plot hole is still one of the better ayy lmao kinos out there

>>211974436
Bruh
>>211974186
Also, for the water, Melly Welly was a pastor, so all the water in his house was blessed or some shit, whatever

that shit was scary as fuck when you watched it the cinema. the built up along with the music just perfect you assumed it was another hurr durr fake aliens movie and then there are fucking aliens (or demons idgaf) for real

>>211974436
Chad Stuckmann destroyed every redditor's nitpick against Signs with facts and logic. It's over, let it go.

>>211974624
I don't watch eceleb shit or browse reddit.
>>>/lgbt/

>>211974621
Signs has great atmosphere and pathos, with some really kino shots peppered throughout the entire film. One of the finest redditor filters available. If you watch their last meal before the invasion or Morgan's asthma attack in the basement and you feel nothing, you are a redditor.

>>211974621
wait, there are aliens for REAL for real fr?

>>211974436
they're demons anon, the water is holy water

>>211974858
Why would I feel anything? The acting in this movie is fucking awful: they all have that monotone way of speaking and cold facial expressions throughout the movie. I can understand if the kids are shit actors, but not if you're an actual actor.
I also remember when the aliens ships or something were shown on tv for the first time and the boy wanted to tape it over with the girl's ballet dance or whatever and the boy went on like this "deep" monologue on about how this needs to be done, because her kids are going to see it and some other gay shit I can't remember, but I remember thinking to myself that what fucking kid actually speaks like that, and that pretty much sums up the whole movie, if the characters in it don't feel like real people then it can't be a good movie.

>>211974343
You know, they can trigger fear and paralysis in humans, right?
you won't do shit but piss yourself when they lock up all your ability to move.

>>211974436
>Be human
>Go to a place that can kill you in a second for no reason

>>211975428
>if the characters in it don't feel like real people then it can't be a good movie.
Reddit opinion. QED.

>>211975432
My piss is mostly water. I can just piss on them, and they melt like the wicked witch.

>>211976047
You didn't reply to any of my claims lmao, but good on you little man

>>211977008
I did.
>this sucks. the characters don't talk like real people
This is a reddit complaint. People don't talk like Shakespeare in real life. They don't talk David Lynch characters. This is not a real criticism, this is a skill issue on your part.

>>211974150 (OP)

>>211977298
Holy shit is this real

>>211978100
it's real (real)

>>211974150 (OP)
Why was it so horryfying. I don't get it.

>>211974150 (OP)
Weird i just watched Nostalgia Critic review of it

>>211978100
Based on true events.

>>211978443
you would never understand if you aren't from that era, anon. Back then there was a ton of shit like "mermaid/ghost/creature caught on tape" or "there's a subliminal satanic message in this pop song if you play it backwards" kind of stuff. It was all very new and as kid it was freaky and you generally believed in it somewhat.

Nowadays people don't comprehend being scared of those things because of the overwhelming amount of content shoved down our throats. Everyone is wise to the internet or totally numbed out. It's lost its magic from the early days

>>211976096
Shut the fuck up

>>211975593
A studio?

>>211979544
Sad.