>Ironheart is a very flawed person and I appreciate that when everybody expected her to be girlboss Mary Sue.
>Han Solo AKA Jeff Bridges Jr. is endearing and has good chemistry with Ironheart (are they gonna fuck or is she gonna cuck him with her friend’s bland brother?)
>The Hood is interesting and his powers are cool.
>The villains are pseudo-activists and the show calls them out of their hypocrisy, which again I appreciate.
>The CGI is good for a streaming show and I very much appreciate the return of hardware mechanical suits over nanotech.
>Not much action so far, but the little we’ve had was solid.
>The sassy black A.I. is funny at times and I would buttfuck her right in the digital pussy.

6/10 so far, I expected much worse.

>>211974767 (OP)
pardon me shill, who the fuck on 4chan do you really believe will watch this nigger jew bullshit

>>211974767 (OP)
>Hey, guys, i expected Ironheart on Disney+ for 9.99$/month to be a steamy pile of shit, but its just the steam pool of the vomit, please go watch it on Disney+ for 9.99$/month right now.

>>211974767 (OP)
Let's make her a thief, yeah that's a good plot for a black girl.

Let's send her to wanka but then not give her the tools, and put her in a normal school. ???????

wouldn't her AI be as flawed as she is? thus fucking useless beyond any infomation she lacks.

her suit would lack iteration and would be a copy of tonys not really doing anything unqiue.

hammer suits actually had iteration and later were perfected by drones.

........................

in short it's kinda trash.

>>211974767 (OP)
>nigger capeshit
who the fuck watches this crap?

>>211974767 (OP)
I watched it. It's actually decent.

>>211974767 (OP)
6 episodes..
6..

remember when it was 10? and 23? and 60..

6 EPISODES.

>>211975047
THIS MESSAGE WAS PAID FOR YOU BY DISNEY.

>>211975012

>>211975057
They claim each episode cost $50million and then pocket the money.

>>211974767 (OP)
Wait. I have it.
>Black teenager
>Make her in the hood
Oh, Wait she'll need to build a suit
>Make her steal stuff

>>211975186
>jarvis invent crime travel

>>211974926
fpbp

All the reviews are saying its shit but have to give it points because its has a black woman

>>211975228
jarvis fill my helmet with galaxy gas

>>211974767 (OP)
>Stole Stark tech so she's literally a superhero because of stealing, and she makes it look like a Japanese anime suit
>but that's ok because she's sassy-black

>>211974929
You noticed the shilling too, I see.

>>211975177
I was looking at the comic book lore for iron heart.. 2016 dude.

no wonder she's got nothing for her canon.

I'd rather JUSTINE THE FUCKING HAMMER tv series, that shows justine hammer escaping prison and building up an army of hammer drones and perfecting his own suit that' bulky and more mechanical played by sam rockwell for 23 episodes made on a shoe string budget with good writing and when tony dies and hammer realizes he can't destroy tony all he's been building since his escape from prison like in 2011 or 2012.

he decides to supplant tony and use his drones and his suit to protect the world realizing he can destroy his rival legacy by simply replacing him and doing better.

>>211974767 (OP)
she's not a "flawed person", she's a villain.

>>211975473
Clock in the suit case paradox. Did she invent it or was it made?

>>211975186
fiction is a reflection of reality, especially with woke writers who only know how to insert themselves into everything.

>>211975545
>>211975501
Since she's the villain need JUSTINE THE FUCKING HAMMER to stop her.

>>211974767 (OP)
>high concessions prices
>tiered ticket prices
>black guy steals your seat that you paid for, and will gladly rack up another felony if you give him any crap about it.
Why should I be wanting to go now?

>>211974767 (OP)
>iron heart as like Implying she has a heart and kindness
>she is a thief bitch

>>211974767 (OP)
A sassy black AI.

>>211975549
>Did she invent it or was it made?
Who cares,chud ? Why does it matter if a black woman invented it or stole it? She is a black woman

>>211975501
>no wonder she's got nothing for her canon.
That's not a "No wonder", that should very much be a "How the fuck does she have nothing going for her in canon" after NINE FUCKING YEARS.

She should've had major shakeups by now, major events that lasted half a decade that would define her mythos, relationships and losses and worldbuilding and villains galore. Do you know how long is? The entirety of Dragonball Z, literally all of it, the villains the long ass fights, the battles and changes and new relationships and CHILDREN GROWING UP, all of that was first shown in April of 1989 and ended in Feb of 1995. SIX. YEARS. Six years for the entire story of Dragonball Z. Six years for the introduction of a villain, their death in another arc, gaining a child in the next arc and their final redemption in the next arc, and in that time Riri has fucking nothing? Nothing. Nothing major, no villain that was in any way memorable?

And THIS is the show you make?

>>211975700
>she is a thief bitch
But that's ok because she's black and special. You'r dealing with an entire race that doesn't care how they get something as long as they got it, and truly believe on a fundamental level that taking it by any means from those who made the effort to have it is perfectly fine.

>>211975473
>>Stole Stark tech

No, she didn't.

>>211975549
>Clock in the suit case paradox
Yep. Or "debate team" style where they "win" because no one wants to tell them the truth about how much it sucks to have them in human civilization.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmO-ziHU_D8

>>211976005
Exactly. It was reparations.

>>211975545
>>211975700
>>211975795
>Black character isn't flawed
>MARY SUE
>Black character is flawed
>EVIL BITCH

Also, by your logic Ant-Man is a villain as well.

>mystery meat with a jheri curl and an evil magic hoodie, the leader
>wop junkie who plays with knives, the number 2
>The Dyke Sisters, the muscle
>the most racist black woman stereotype in fucking decades jesus christ, the demolitions expert
>the black tranny, the hacker
>Eric Andre, the comedic relief

It reads almost like a parody, the only decent scenes in the show feature Han Solo

>>211976078
disney isn't sending their best

>autists are upset that the black chick is a thief
????

>>211974767 (OP)
It ain't for you whiteboy

>>211974767 (OP)
>6/10 so far, I expected much worse.
So this is what shilling has come to. Disney is actually so beaten down and demoralized that the best they can do for advertising is to admit their shows are shit, but like... LESS shit than you might expect?

>>211976265
>How black the show it
Isn't that just the instant skip

>>211976265
>And it cannot be overstated just how Black the show is.
It cannot be overstated just how much I plan to avoid it.

Disney, israel and iran will become friends before you convince to watch this shit

>>211976265
Remember that when it flops and you're blaming white boys for the flop

>>211976265
>literally who said thing
ok, now I'm mad.

This is an actual screen from the show, absolute dogshit! Seriously though it's nothing special so far but it's fine i guess.

A white guy literally makes them CAN'T BREEF.

>>211974767 (OP)
Awful first episode, the real Ironheart is an actual superhero and doesn't pal around with criminals just for money, also what the fuck is up with the beta giving her a mixtape? Nobody does that anymore

>>211976665
They trained the AI prompt on 80s movies.

So, how much do they diss tony stark white privilege on the first episode?

Why isn't Morgan Stark Ironheart again?

>>211976895
Riri specifically says she isn't going to diss him because of his "contributions to the field" of engineering.

>From the visionary minds of the people who brought you She Hulk: Attorney at Law.

>>211976948
That part actually surprised me, I give them some props for not shitting on him

>>211974767 (OP)
glad y'all had a good time alone together lmao

>>211976895
It's less shitting on him and more
>my stepdad was a big fan of his, me personally not so much

>>211977010
Because if she shat on Stark, she would be extremely unlikable like the comics and they cant alienate the audience too much. She's still shit though

>>211976914
Because "modern audiences" are all about replacing white people within all things white.

Yidsney really should've batgirl'd this abomination.

>>211976265
post more like this

>>211974767 (OP)
Why is it everytime I comment a specific way criticizing something the woke AI slop creating bit uses that to try and talk good?

>>211977369
>"WE REPRESENTIN"
They're gonna spend the rest of eternity demanding to get carried by every other race instead of ever doing anything on their own, aren't they?

>>211976914
She's five years old.

>>211974767 (OP)
>show so bad shills have to start with a 6/10
will this overtake Shehulk as new worst marvel+ sloppa?

So how bad is it?

>>211977585
People have already completely forgotten about Kraven and Moon Knight, so those are probably even lower.

>>211977608
remember a shitty canadian show that came out like a year ago about underprivileged black youths stealing from the rich?

like that but with a Disney budget

Reddit reviews are
>i was surprised
>i expected the worst
>Nowhere near as bad as i
Jesus lmao this has been their marketing since she-hulk, echo

>world's smartested most magicalist negro
>name is ree ree

>protag is a criminal
>reviews celebrate it's black authenticity
hmmmmm

>>211977779
For context for those of you who are too white for your own good:

"Ree ree" is how blacks call retards

>>211974767 (OP)
Reddit is thataway. You tried way, WAY too hard on this one.

>>211978262
>"Ree ree" is how blacks call retards

>>211974926
this is the post

>>211978439
His name is Rerun you complete nincompoop. And yes, you were int he audience where you either got down with Rerun or you mocked him because he was like 5'1" and a million pounds but was able to meme himself into households.

>>211974767 (OP)
Tony Stark was flawed. He was not praised for being an arrogant dick. Sassy black woman is praised for being an arrogant entitled bitch

>>211978439
>In 2001, he appeared as himself on the second Classic TV Stars edition of The Weakest Link where he was the first contestant voted off.

DEY HEA

>>211978510
imagine doing your masters in niggerology

>>211974767 (OP)
The one and only bearable thing in it is the Hood and he's race-swapped too so fuck Disney
wasn't worth the bandwidth I wasted to pirate it

"The series wants to be an examination on race, class and opportunity — of the haves and the have-nots in a society increasingly divided between the two — but it mostly just comes off as a surface-level excuse to justify Riri’s less-than-moral choices"

>>211974767 (OP)
If they wanted a bad guy stealing Stark's suit, they should have done Osborn during Dark Reign.

is cape shit actually popular with negros?
I have a hard time imagining some niggas sitting in front of their TV, eating fried chicken and watching this slop

>>211978734
That's just life as an american.

>>211980196
They like the cool characters who make quips and punch people in the face, they FUCKING DESPISED the second black panther movie because it was all about the dude's sister and mom talking and talking and talking

>>211980240
>That's just life as an american.

>>211980342
>They like the cool characters
none of these characters are "cool" tho, I cant see how hardened street niggas would enjoy watching some ugly monkey faced bitch in a CGI iron man suit.

>>211980422
Exactly, it's the same fucking thing as Sheri or whatever her name is
The guy with the magic hoodie is atrocious, the beta love interest with the mixtape is atrocious, the guy they killed off was kind of alright but they killed him off, the fucking tranny hacker jesus christ
Not a lot to work with, Han Solo looks interesting but you can bet your ass he'll be last-minute villain because he's white

>>211980634
so if its not for black people, whos the target audience for this slop?

>>211974767 (OP)
Another cool Marvel character blackwashed for no fucking reason but because this is literal Black Slop: The Show

>>211980946
It doesn't help that the fag they casted in this made his name singing Hamilton on stage so he can't even portray cool masculinity, he comes across as a huge fag

>>211974926
Fippy bippy

>>211974767 (OP)
I just finished the first episode and I couldn't even tell everybody's gender. I don't think I'm gonna torrent the rest.

>>211980946
das rite

>>211980882
The mythical modern audience, modern execs genuinely think the average american friend group looks like the scooby doo gang
>one racially ambiguous guy with a shitty haircut
>one white guy who dies
>two lesbians, one who thinks she's a man
>two hideous black girls
>one sassy fabulous tranny
>the lame guy they don't hang out with anymore

>flawed.
>She never learns her lesson and remains selfish throughout.
???
She did more crimes than the criminals she's fighting against. If she's still treated like some hero after all this then the MCU is more of a laughing stock than people thought.

>>211978520
>Sassy black woman is praised for being an arrogant entitled bitch

No, she isn't. Most people call her out on it.

>non-binary transmasculine

>>211981458
And she doubles down

>>211981853
This. It's so annyoing.
And then the Faghood steps in saying chill y'all so she doesn't even get humiliated once for it

>yo she a hero dey steal from da rich!
>and give to the poor right?
>wut

>>211977721
every reddit post I see is how haters and review bombing is because racism

>>211981853
>>211981980
There is something interesting they could have done with a down on her luck super genius who just can't get off the fucking ground because of her environment, but of course that would mean portraying black people as selfish and self-serving and envious and we can't have that, it's gotta be the magical community that revolves around soul food and family and music

I bet you the people who committed the drive-by will turn out to be white

4.3 on IMDB and every new episode tanking it further.

Disney hired so no name inexperienced directors and writers. Hired a bunch of unrecognized actors (except that has been Han Solo film guy). And somehow expecting the show to be half decent?!?

Fucking Grace won't even review it!

>>211982269
She got the memo from Disney. They're trying to bury it with how many episodes they're releasing and just before F4 comes out.

>look we made black spiderman
>it’s better cause he black
>look we made black ironman
>it’s better cause she black
What next? Black Lord of the Rings starring Jaquarius Okavango from Shirecago?
Gary Indiana Jones?

>>211982448
>Black Lord of the Rings
This already happened in the Magic card game.

>>211982721
This bullshit broke all-time sales records, tabletop fags are the biggest cucks around

okay by the end of ep 3 she actually fucks up so bad it gets people killed, the story is still trash but that is one thing I did not expect

>Jarvis replace me with a n ice woman

>>211981853
It's LITERALLY her character arc.

>>211983032
to be fair it was probably because of the 1/1 One Ring card and not niggergorn. Still quite cucked however

>>211983257
I think an ice woman would melt in that metal suit.

>>211977010
Dude struggling. You are praising shit for bare minimum.

>>211983032
Those sales were 100% driven by people looking for this thing to get a million dollar payday.

>>211984025
>the guy who pulled it sold it to Post Malone of all people for 2 millys
>he then became part of his entourage
Life is weird

tried to watch this, somehow they made her even more of a racist charicature than she was in her original comic debut lmao.

over 50% of brown women have at least one std

>>211984383
The explosions expert is someone even more of a racist caricature, every times she smiles I wanna puke

>>211974767 (OP)
I get Disney+ for free
I'll be watching Smart House instead, thanks.

>>211984383
caricature

>>211983257
>I'm sorry, sir. DEI regulations are in effect.