Thread 211974841 - /tv/ [Archived: 881 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:22:03 PM No.211974841
LAND_16_9
LAND_16_9
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I miss these two smug cunts like you wouldn't believe.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:26:54 PM No.211975038
>>211974841 (OP)
Any time any show does one of those locked-on face cams I start hearing the Digby Chicken Caesar theme and I laugh like a retard no matter the situation in the show
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:31:51 PM No.211975239
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d3cghmb-10bba2d5-5283-44d7-a775-bc458a8f5dd9
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>>211975038
dun dun dun dun dun
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:33:23 PM No.211975296
>>211975239
Sir Digby Chicken Caesar was the best skits
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:33:27 PM No.211975301
which one is the bottom
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:34:50 PM No.211975352
p02bn5mx
p02bn5mx
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>HENNIMOOOORRRRE!!!
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:35:12 PM No.211975370
>>211975296
I've always wanted to make an online character (FPS etc) called Sir Digby Chicken Caesar. But I use another one more often because it's usually too long for the game.

>>211975038
For me it is
>ANGEL SUMMONER
>AND B-EM-X BANDIT
>ONE CAN SUMMON ANGELS
>THE OTHER RIDES A B-EM-EX
>THEY'RE A CRIME FIGHTING DUO
>DUDUDUDUOOOOHYEAAAAAAH
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:37:06 PM No.211975441
drukexcellentidea
drukexcellentidea
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>10% blimey thats alot!
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:37:29 PM No.211975458
>>211975441
a lot. two words.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:38:15 PM No.211975493
IT'S AVOCADO YOU CUNT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeoJYhLDlPs
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:38:22 PM No.211975503
>>211975458
oi denn innit gov?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:38:30 PM No.211975508
The Sherlock Holmes sketch was too dark for the show. It wasn't funny. Just depressing.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:39:08 PM No.211975532
they're currently making another sketch show
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:40:28 PM No.211975595
the cast
the cast
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>>211975532
It's going to be mostly the other people though.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:41:29 PM No.211975638
>>211975296
There's so many great ones it's hard to pick a best, for me it's probably FOOTBALL!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:42:02 PM No.211975661
>>211975595
just like how the first show was mostly the other actors that were on it? no it's going to still be centered around those two
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:42:38 PM No.211975686
>>211974841 (OP)
I just thought about The Event
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:43:27 PM No.211975723
>>211975661
Except they're older now, they've done their time, got their money. They will do it to 'help get the new talent their leg up' and will just be in the odd sketch while being producers getting back-ends. Sorry, anon.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:44:15 PM No.211975751
>>211975532
How many niggers will be on it?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:44:28 PM No.211975754
petril
petril
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Petril.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:44:38 PM No.211975759
>>211975723
pretty sure Webb will do anything to get as much screentime as he can get these days, especially after getting cancelled for criticizing trannies. so no your dumbass theory holds no weight.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:45:28 PM No.211975785
All hail to Vectron!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:45:39 PM No.211975797
>>211975751
The same amount as the first show
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:45:51 PM No.211975804
>>211975751
One. See >>211975595 how did you reply to that post but miss that one under it?

>>211975759
Well, we'll see come release, won't we. I'd be willing to bet 50% at most and a large % of that will be them doing side-characters, rather than the main ones. Sorry.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:46:54 PM No.211975854
that's numberwang
that's numberwang
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THAT'S NUMBERWANG
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:47:25 PM No.211975886
>>211975804
so we're equally correct since it's not out yet. Sorry.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:47:43 PM No.211975896
>>211975797
gross
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:48:45 PM No.211975940
>>211975886
>>>211975751
I have the patience of a tiger, anon. I will be victorious. I'll be back on /tv/ when it's out to laugh at you.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:49:29 PM No.211975967
>>211975595
That's fine Stevie Martin is hot as fuck to me
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:49:34 PM No.211975969
>>211975940
yeah a female tiger. bitch.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:49:48 PM No.211975977
>people keep mentioning 'first show'
>forgetting Mitchell & Webb Situation was before Mitchell & Webb Look
>forgetting that all of the sketches were theatre sketches before hand
Grim grim grim grim GRIM.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:51:39 PM No.211976058
Taskmaster - S19E08 - Science All Your Life WEBDL-1080p-0001
>>211975967
>tfw you will never pull her pigtails
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:52:55 PM No.211976112
>>211975751
it's just the one nigger actually
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:53:17 PM No.211976124
That's Numberwang.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:53:49 PM No.211976151
>>211975977
I've listened to some of the Radio show they did on Spotify and it's objectively not as good as the show. They refined many of the characters for TV.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:54:20 PM No.211976173
>>211976058
That semi-goth look was too far, she owes me sex
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:54:58 PM No.211976205
>>211975759
>>211975661
>David Mitchell and Robert Webb are returning to Channel 4 with a brand-new sketch show, which sees them combine forces with a host of exciting and innovative future stars, marking a bold return to British sketch comedy with an innovative merging of comedy minds across generations
It's clearly being used to frontload the show, where Mitchell and Webb will be barely in it and it will be mostly the 'new exciting talent'. It's the film equiv of saying you have Bruce Willis in it and he's there for 5 mins run time total.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:55:37 PM No.211976234
>>211976173
her husband's like 55, just beat his ass
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:02:23 PM No.211976543
Apply heat to cheese, and what you get melted cheese. Not milk.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:03:32 PM No.211976583
>>211976543
I'M NOT A FUCKING CHEESE EXPERT
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:05:40 PM No.211976656
>>211976112
you haven't seen british tv in the last decade if you believe it won't be oops all niggers
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:06:03 PM No.211976672
>>211976656
American detected
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:07:17 PM No.211976716
>>211976656
Again, see >>211975595 we already know, retard.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:07:21 PM No.211976720
Praise Vectron.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:15:19 PM No.211977049
>>211974841 (OP)
I liked some of their skits, but I fucking hated Peep Show. Did they do anything better than Peep Show? Peep Show sucked ass.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:17:37 PM No.211977148
>>211975038
I made this years ago from that horrible trailer for Dungeons & Dragons Dark Alliance
>>>/wsg/5908408
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:17:45 PM No.211977157
>>211977049
You're the first person I've ever seen that doesn't like Peep Show, you are a serious rarity.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:18:08 PM No.211977172
hate self
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:19:48 PM No.211977250
>>211977148
kek
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:20:23 PM No.211977268
>>211977157
It was way, way too fucking dry and cringy.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:21:43 PM No.211977331
>Armstrong and Miller were good too
>We didn't have a single good duo since then
They did a female duo and their only funny sketch was the one where Angela Merkel plays a Bond Villain.

>>211977049
Comedy? No. They did a TV show called 'Back', it was a sitcom where I think it was about Mitchell's character's dad dying and Webb being the adoptive son nobody knew about coming to live with him or some shit I forget.

They were also on an episode of Rick & Morty.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:24:03 PM No.211977420
>>211977331
>Armstrong and Miller were good too
I miss Harry Enfield and Friends but he got blacklisted for refusing to apologise for sketches with black face (Nelson Mandela ones).
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:29:05 PM No.211977612
>>211977049
>this is amazing, everyrhings finally going my way
>mark did you seriously do that despicable thing to get things to go your way??? Just lying and saying no would put me at ease..
>uhhhhh buh buh errr I errr err
>fuck you mark! And your mate! Youll never see us or anything related ever again.
>IM NOT SICK BUT IM NOT WELL

fucking hated it
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:29:45 PM No.211977629
>>211977420
Nelson Mandela and his Smack and Crack party pack?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:30:20 PM No.211977657
>>211977420
Sad, he's not really done anything for a decade now
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:31:59 PM No.211977720
>>211977172
PETRIL
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:37:38 PM No.211977956
>>211977629
Yeah kek. Always had me and my family in stitches. Armstrong and Miller were fantastic too, their Wingmen sketches were so good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK33sl64YNw

>>211977657
No TV. He did a made-for-television play called Prince Andrew: The Musical where he played Tony Blair and did a play in 2021 where he played Prince Charles in a play called The Windsors: Endgame. He also featured in a 2025 film called Ego Death about musicians or something.

Basically nothing. Shows won't touch him now. Which really sucks. Even Angus Deaton sort of got back after the cocaine prozzie shit.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:39:41 PM No.211978044
>>211977049
>(let it drop... let it drop... a little more... aaand bump it back to the top. this is great, it's like chessington world of adventure. I could do this all day - well actually, I have done this all day. god. that's right, you'll all listen to my EP whether you like it or not. this is /mu/, this thread ain't going anywhere fast, hombre. no IP count either, I could be anybody. I could be mark for all they know. "actually jeremy, sage goes in the options field not the name field and blah de blah de blah I wank off on spreadsheets and eat grown-up pasta look at me my clothes fit me". god I hate mark. maybe I should dox him. that'd be funny. "jeremy, some evil mastermind has doxxed me! he's going to cut my penis off and put it on encyclopedia dramatica". heh. maybe I SHOULD dox him. that'd be a laugh. the ultimate crime. then he'd come to me for a shoulder to cry on, blissfully unaware that the wolf sleeps with the sheep. "don't worry mark, they'll probably just photoshop you into gay porn and email it to JLB. I'm sure it happens all the time." maybe I should do that too. nah, maybe not. I might get a boner, that'd be weird. if I start getting boners from mark it's the beginning of the end. he sleeps right down the hall. I could easily rape him if I wanted. that's enough, just knowing that. maybe I won't dox him. I live here too, if I doxxed him I'd just be doxxing myself, I think? is that how that works? maybe I should dox myself... nah. I could dox sophie maybe, he might like that actually. maybe for his birthday.)
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:42:05 PM No.211978132
Football2
Football2
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:51:47 PM No.211978472
>>211977612
The protagonist can't win in British comedy. We want to see him lose so we can laugh at his misfortune and go "at least I'm not him," but also so that he feels believable and we can identify with him, because we know that, for the most part, we are him. Watching a suave liar win is, at least, a different type of show.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:55:28 PM No.211978621
>>211978472
They can win in series finales, but in those cases the comedy usually drops away a bit and things get sentimental and nostalgic.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:56:44 PM No.211978662
>>211978621
Hate when that happens because then it reminds me of how I have not won, and makes me sad.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:57:55 PM No.211978706
>>211978132
I think the Cricket movie is my favourite sketch
https://youtu.be/KQ3mdrQeTHE?si=iPi1cV1sUFuqubfq
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:59:02 PM No.211978757
>>211978706
remember there is an Indian + Japanese anime about cricket.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:00:45 PM No.211978826
tittybangbang
tittybangbang
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>>211977331
Tittybangbang was good. 9/10 Tom Cruise impersonation.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:01:00 PM No.211978842
>>211978706
It's brilliant because it mocks sports films so well.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:02:01 PM No.211978887
>>211978826
Oh yeah it had some good stuff, but most were misses for me. Last one were Armstrong and Miller.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:32:25 PM No.211980048
>>211977956
PHP Residual Solutions.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:35:18 PM No.211980145
>>211975441
This is still my favorite sketch they have ever done
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:37:32 PM No.211980222
>>211975595
>all whi-
nevermind
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:37:38 PM No.211980228
gift shop
gift shop
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Hello I'm looking for a thread, for my aunt.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:39:42 PM No.211980296
>>211975352
this legit had enough juice in it to at least do a garth marenghi length run as a full parody series
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:42:25 PM No.211980401
>>211978757
what sport doesn't have anime at this point
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:42:30 PM No.211980406
>>211974841 (OP)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9cP-1kC3So
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRujuE-GIY4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PQrdm-UEBY
I know where they're going eventually... But until then Daventry.