>he took my PANTS

>>211982301 (OP)
No no, he says “Sonuvabitch took my pants, regh!”

>>211982301 (OP)
I could be freezing naked in the arctic and I'd rather have my cock fall off than to try and wear the pants I just took off a homeless guy that is visibly caked in bin-juice, hobo piss, shit, and cum.

>>211983956
He comes from a world where he lives in an underground/ trench world with no plumbing, sewage and no one has seen a clean pair of pants for like 20 years. Those hobo pants are the nicest things he's ever worn.

>>211982301 (OP)
>pants soaked in so much jizz that John Conner is likely the child of a nameless bum rather than Reese

>Fuck me, Kyle!

>>211985098
>Skynet's calculations and predictions are thrown off entirely because of the belief that Kyle Reese is actually John Conner's father and John Conner's entire mythic ability to defeat Skynet is because Sarah Conner's a whore who wasn't wearing panties and the hobo's cum encrusted sex pants were still damp
ABSOLUTE
CINEMA

>>211983956
This. I don’t know why they had him steal the pants from a disgusting bum when the next scene he escaped into a mall where he could’ve gotten pants their along with the shoes

>>211984857
>>211983956
it smelled like rotten vinegar and he never changed them
then wore them the entire movie. never showered
then. Sarah had sex with him

>>211988103
had to cover his dong early as arnie was already hanging brain a few minutes later in the runtime

>>211987828
Is she driving that on the sidewalk?

>>211988161
She definitely got a STD

>>211988320
bro don't Insult John Connor like that

>>211988320
Yes, she got a Sexy Terminator Doomsday

>>211983956
that hobo was John Connor's real father though

You had it coming, buddy.

>>211982301 (OP)
>You can't wear that.

>>211988192
She's punk, it was the age of punk.
Boooorn to be wiiiiiild!

>>211982301 (OP)
You might not like it, but this is the physique that makes women cream themselves. If you don't look exactly like this at all times, you are literally never going to have sex.

>>211988103
My dood, Kyle was gonna totally strip that hobo nekkid. The cops stopped him just as he got those pants.

>Ah, Nike, the glory of the past.

>>211982301 (OP)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>211988320
Kyle was a virgin.... so no she didn't.
He might have got one from her though.

>>211993078
I love the scene when gremlins drive a tractor into his lounge room through the wall.
Wasn't expecting that in a Terminator movie.

>>211988192
It's a fuckin elite. Those things are lucky to hit 55 WFO going down hill stock. They're supremely comfy cruising at like 15mph though.

Paaaaants!?

>>211996122
He got an std from the pants bro

Why didnt Terminatir just shoot kyle?

>>211994828
>Just terminate it!