>black zombies have bigger dicks
>doctor who says zombies should be treated everyone else (basically pro refugee)
>father is useless and trip goes bad
>mother is fine and trip goes well
>pro-lgbt during the party
>male swedish soldier is useless and dies instantly after trying to kill a woman
who the FUCK watches this woke garbage?

>>211983620 (OP)
i have a theory about what happened and it actually makes perfect sense

garland was sitting there writing the script, about a dad and son embarking on a quest to train the boy and maybe meet a doctor to look at the mom, simple premise.

garland asked his wife to take a look at the script.

his wife walks in, takes a gander at the scripts tells him:
>its an okay script, ally, but ill tell you whats missing. i think they should leave the capable toxic father behind, because his just a cheating asshole like all men, and the son and mother should go out on their own and hmmmm how about his, how about the mom, despite being a crazed cluster B nutjob riddled with brain cancer, about half way through the movie, goes full yas queen to help another female zombie and then a giant jason momoa-looking zombie with a giant dick - which we will show, we will show this giant jason momoa penis a lot - chases her because the giant penised jason momoa zombie might look like an enraged psychopath but actually hes a loving father unlike that PIECE OF SHIT white man back at the house who cheated on me.......i mean her. i mean cheated on the mom. put that in!

and then alex garland proceeded to re-write half the movie

>>211983620 (OP)
Schizo magafag retard take.

>>211983717
Why do you keep posting this everywhere?

>>211983784
He's right though

>>211983717
kek, seems pretty accurate.
>>211983829
why are you seething?

>>211983784

>>211983620 (OP)
It didn't seem like a refugee analogy at all, more just general dehumanising of enemies in conflicts

>>211983717
>>211983917
>someone actually looked at this and thought it was so funny that it needed to be spammed another 6 times
fuck happened to this board? Is it just schizos and bots?

>>211983717
Autism speaks

>>211983717
Based and truthpilled.

>>211983829
>>211984103
Shills coping and seething.

>>211983829

Movie was good. Zoomers filtered

>>211984163
Why are you spamming the same thing in every thread then replying to yourself a bunch of times?

>>211984191
what time is your BVLL coming over?

>>211984103
>trawling through offsite archives desperately trying to own some anonymous poster
redditor behavior

>>211984163
Actually, you are cringepilled and I'm basedpilled.

I bet you don't know what to say now huh? Looking pretty stupid over there with your poop face

>>211983620 (OP)
Just more jewish deception
https://youtu.be/h3qxr6VVqtM

in my 35 years on this earth I've watched a lot of movies
a lot
and this one might be the worst one I've ever seen

Bone Temple will be amazing.

>>211984209
>threads should just be people copy pasting entire paragraphs of text

lmao you gotta call out schizos when you see them

>>211983784
kys

Would this film make a good first date?

>>211983784

>>211984376
yes

>>211984207
BBC on your mind all day long

It's ok to be gay fwend

>>211984206
take your meds.

>>211983620 (OP)
not everyone with a big dick is black, cuck

>>211983717
the problem is that garland is a woke shit

>>211984435
this one was a literal jeet

>>211983620 (OP)
>complain that there's too many blacks in movies
>movie comes out with almost all white cast
>switch to saying that its TOO white and evidence of an antiwhite plot because it blah blah blah

Its all so tiresome

>>211984403
you know you'll never be a real woman right?

This thread is as shitty as the movie was

>>211983620 (OP)
>doctor who says zombies should be treated everyone else (basically pro refugee)
1. They aren't zombies
2. He never even implied as much

>>211985245
>you can't kill those murderous psychopathic creatures!
>they're just having a sexual emergency due to cultural differences!
>they're just like us, you just have to calm them down for a bit!

>>211985404
this is severe mental illness

>>211985808
>this is severe mental illness
You're posting on a board filled with faggy contrarians that can't enjoy anything

>>211983620 (OP)
Nothing you listed in your post is honest or accurate

Movie is kino

>>211985808
Agreed, Alex Garland is mentally handicapped.

>>211986053

>movie is about a kid and his retarded mom traveling an expanse of land him and his capable father barely survived one day earlier
>infected are barely a threat after the boy and his dad go out into the mainland because the movie has to allow the son and mom to bumble around like idiots and survive
>infected now have "alphas" which are just giant hulked up, and apparently smart infected who have big cocks
>there are also fat infected that just crawl because...idk but they are fat and eat worms? somehow they got fat off that?
>kid who raged at his father for hooking up with someone else because his wife was deranged and abusive because of her brain cancer, and takes his mom and runs away with her, is not mad at all when a guy literally sedates and cooks his mom alive and boils her in acid and hands him her skull (literally, im not exaggerating thats what happens)
>suddenly this kid who has done nothing but bumble around and be saved by others and only had like 2 run ins with zombies thinks hes a super hardened badass who can travel the road by himself
>gets swarmed by zombies
>gets saved by tracksuit hooligans who beat the zombies up while doing backflips

nothing i have said is an exaggeration or lie. the movie fucking sucks.

>>211985950
The only fags here are the zoomers shilling for this piece of shit movie.

>>211985808
>>211985950
>>211986053
you know you'll never be a real woman right

>>211986164
>by tracksuit hooligans
they're meant to be a jimmy saville cult
they literally use his catchphrases, look like him, dress like him and call themselves Jimmy
it's meant to be a clever reference because the outbreak happened before all the pedo shit about Saville ever came out
I don't know why there's a 5g tower in the movie though and why they even show it off

>>211983620 (OP)
Nonwhite incels talk about dick more than women, crazy for dick.
>father is useless
I’ve seen pretty much nothing but sympathy for the father and his cheating, this take is you being aligned with the character that’s like 12 years old.

So many fucking copypaste shit goin on in these threads lol

I liked how it subverted the whole “zombies are mindless rage monsters” trope. Way too many zombie flicks have promoted vaguely racist and/or anti immigrant ideologies. The Doctor is clearly a great example of a non-racist who shows compassion for the infected in great contrast of the toxic father who calls them "mindless monsters"

>>211983717
That dude's dick wasn't even that big, why are whitebois so mind broken by it?

>>211986446
Honestly wonder what this thread would look like if the unique poster counter hadn't been removed

>>211986602
Your mind has been desensitized by gay porn.

>>211986333
Are you sure that was a 5G tower?

>>211986940

>>211984227
It always is. I take great pleasure in not giving a single dime to interact with their garbage satanic propaganda. Fuck all jews. Hang Blackrock employees.

>>211987245
>>211984227
>shilling your youtube channel

>>211983620 (OP)
>>black zombies have bigger dicks
why wouldn't they?
>>doctor who says zombies should be treated everyone else
did he say that? he killed thousand of zombies though
>>father is useless and trip goes bad
what do you mean by useless? it was a success, he was teaching his child and both survived
>>mother is fine and trip goes well
they had to be saved twice by white men
>>male swedish soldier is useless and dies instantly after trying to kill a woman
he saved them, and he didn't "try" to kill the female zombie, he literally killed it but got killed by the bbc at the same time.

>>211983620 (OP)
>>black zombies have bigger dicks
just like real people

>>211987393
>>211987491
YWNBAW

>>211987863
you will never marry the woman of your dreams

>>211987948

So it is one guy seething judging by the filenames.

>>211988072
This has been debunked already.

>>211987863
Im actually FtM

>>211986235
>you know you'll never be a real woman right
Phew, thank god

>>211984403
kys

>>211983620 (OP)
>>black zombies have bigger dicks
There were no black zombies
>>doctor who says zombies should be treated everyone else (basically pro refugee)
He never said that
>>father is useless and trip goes bad
Father is a hero among his people and trip goes perfectly fine because the father knew exactly what to do in an emergency situation and handled it perfectly
>>mother is fine and trip goes well
She is confused, needed to be saved by a third person and dies anyway
>>pro-lgbt during the party
No there wasn't
>>male swedish soldier is useless and dies instantly after trying to kill a woman
Male Swedish soldier saved the main characters and died because he was snuck up on while trying to handle a complex situation
There, I took the bait :)

>>211990487
>because he was snuck up on while trying to handle a complex situation
He got killed by the peaceful immigrant who wanted to save his kid from the hateful european

BIG

SAAR

COCK

>>211990783
JEETS JEETS JEETS
MOVING UP AND DOWN AGAIN

best movie of the year so far

>>211990783
This looks like a made for tv movie about a white family crash landing in ooga booga island, not a zombie movie

I'm so tired of this shit guys

>>211990783
imagine paying to watch this shit

>>211991025
You should be supporting the first right wing movie in years

>>211991241
>right wing
>feminist slop
Did we watch the same movie??

>>211992630
>feminist slop

I dont think its feminist the woman is shown as being very confused all the time

>>211992630
What was feminist about it, anon who has clearly seen the movie?

The box office BOMB seems to confirm this movie is a shitload failure

>>211994335
The entire storyline with the mom.

>>211986164
Don’t forget the kid is saved by every single naked character in the movie, including an infected

>>211994552
Looking after your mum is feminist?

>>211994335
How about holding hands with the pregnant infected

>>211986164
>another copy paste that's been refuted multiple times

>>211994772
What about it?

>>211983620 (OP)
This theory makes more sense
https://youtu.be/evlFkxPXyI0?si=C9clQg8khzDyb171

>>211984209
takes a couple of clicks

>>211994772
Feminists hate breeders.

>>211994708
Yes.

>>211994867
For a series committed to it’s central plot point being the rage virus makes people exceedingly violent the scene sure did seem fucking retarded

>>211995251
>>>/reddit/

>>211996034
im genuinely surprised this movie is so dragged here, I went in completely blind and was pleasantly surprised at how white the cast was and how much emphasis there was on community and familial bonds. the birth scene in as also good imo, as it portrayed childbirth for women as a divine act of sorts (zombie rages before and after but has a brief moment of lucidity during)

>>211984227
>>211987245
>non-jewish director genocides a trillion goys with zombie movie
>gets away with it 100%, never suffers any consequences
>lives a long happy life before passing peacefully in bed at a tender old age surrounded by wealth and power
>meanwhile, thousands of palestinians die screaming daily
where is allah?

>>211984227
>28 days later zombies
>white

>>211996034
It could be that the hormones released during childbirth have some sort of nullifying effect on the virus that gives them a bit more lucidity while they're giving birth. The zombie goes back to full zombie mode immediately afterwards.

Zombies are years beyond being boring as fuck.