Thread 211983869 - /tv/ [Archived: 1042 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:06:48 AM No.211983869
cavill bond
cavill bond
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>We need to find a Bond dammit!
>Henry Cavill exists
>NO NOT LIKE THAT!!

Why won't they cast him?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:09:20 AM No.211983962
>>211983869 (OP)
Because he's only a good actor in still images like your pic.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:09:25 AM No.211983970
>>211983869 (OP)
we don't want guns to look sexy
https://www.bitchute.com/video/KZWpwC2xvuEg
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:12:47 AM No.211984101
>Bond
>Current year
Anon there isn't going to be any more Bond kinos until the Broccoli family dies out.
If you want more Bond, there have been two licensed novels in the last 3 years.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:13:04 AM No.211984107
>>211983869 (OP)
They want a good actor that's a draw. What's the last successful Cavill-led movie?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:15:29 AM No.211984203
witcher
witcher
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>>211984107
Season 1 before female writers ruined it
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:18:00 AM No.211984305
Because he is immortal. Born in 1592 in the highlands of Scotland, he is still alive. For 400 years, he’s been a warrior, a lover, a wanderer. Constantly facing other immortals in combat to the death, the winner takes his enemy’s head, and with it, his power. In the end, there can be only one.
May it be Henry Cavill.
The Highlander.
>HEEEEEEEERE WE ARE!
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:19:30 AM No.211984380
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000728498795565989
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>>211984101
Its the easiest fucking movie to create.
>Bond we need you to stop a hacker
>The hacker has body guards
>Bond kills them
>Turn out the hacker has a twin sister
>Bond initially fights her
>Bond eventually sleeps with her
>The twin hacker wants to stop her evil twin
>Bond is about to stop the evil hacker until love twin betrays him
>It was all part of their plan
>Turn out Q invented a nuro toxin that only affects twins that he hid in a pen
>Bond uses the pen
>Shakes his head at the twin he fucked and ties up both twins
>Stops the bomb or whatever
>Saves the day
>Before credits roll turns out they were a set of triplets
>Bond needs to go after the third twin hacker
>Says his name at the end
>Credits

See wasn't so hard call it Double Trouble
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:30:23 AM No.211984837
I love big Hank but he’s a terrible actor
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:41:25 AM No.211985302
>>211984380
Not enough ai
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:44:43 AM No.211985430
>>211983869 (OP)
He's too nice. No element of danger.
Bond should be a cold-blooded killer.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:45:46 AM No.211985466
AntiCharisma
AntiCharisma
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>>211983869 (OP)
Cavil is uncharismatic and is an anti-draw. How many people even know of Night Hunter or The Cold Light Of Day?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:47:31 AM No.211985533
>>211983869 (OP)b
he won't play ball with the feminist/LGTQBYZ/DEI&ESG crowd
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:47:31 AM No.211985534
>>211985430
Bond is a killer but also a suave sophisticated guy to infiltrate nefarious operations and persuade femme-fatales
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:48:40 AM No.211985585
Stop begging for a job here Henry.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:50:16 AM No.211985647
superman_cavill
superman_cavill
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>>211985585
That's Superman to you, you fucking bitch
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:50:41 AM No.211985668
>>211983869 (OP)
He's white
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:52:28 AM No.211985732
>>211985647
Not anymore it isn't. Maybe you can make The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare part 2.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:56:16 AM No.211985873
Remember when this board wanted Clive Owen to be Bond?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:57:13 AM No.211985913
>>211983869 (OP)
because he's an autistic dork with no acting talent at all
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:58:41 AM No.211985962
>>211983869 (OP)
too autistic to be bond
need a more charming guy

let cavill do WH40K instead
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:59:17 AM No.211985988
warhammer
warhammer
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>>211985732
You mean Warhammer?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:03:41 AM No.211986147
>>211983869 (OP)
Charisma void
His best role was as the mostly silent bad guy in Fallout
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:09:03 AM No.211986370
>>211985466
the most wasted actor of our generation
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:18:53 AM No.211986728
the man from U.N.C.L.E. was good....right?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:24:09 AM No.211986929
>>211983869 (OP)
Not charismatic enough to be James Bond, he might have the looks but he doesn't have "it", you can see it every time he talks in interviews or literally his superman
He's not awkward as in a sperg but he seems like he's trying to act cool, like he's hiding something
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:35:36 AM No.211987369
>>211984203
>movie
Also, even by TV show standards, The Witcher was never big.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:35:37 AM No.211987371
>>211986929
He's a closeted fag
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:36:46 AM No.211987416
>>211985988
Don't count your eggs until Amazon produces them.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:37:12 AM No.211987435
>>211983962
You don't need to be a good actor to play Bond. George Lazenby was proof of that.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:37:35 AM No.211987457
>>211985988
right after tomb raider
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:38:44 AM No.211987500
>>211986147
This. He had zero screen presence and why is why he hasn’t been successful in anything he’s done. Even his supposed best movies he’s forgettable. Bond is entire movie and if you don’t got a actor can draw people’s attention it’s over
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:44:17 AM No.211987710
>>211987371
So is Bond, lol. Did you not watch Skyfall?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:50:28 AM No.211987916
Nothing interring at all about Cavill being Bond. At best you’d get a poor man’s Brosnan
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:52:21 AM No.211987988
>>211983869 (OP)
Not a good actor and too old at this point
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:05:45 AM No.211988404
>>211984101
Broccoli sold the rights a few months ago https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-features/barbara-broccoli-sells-james-bond-decision-1236146734/
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:06:32 AM No.211988428
>>211987988
Too old for Bond.... the fuck you on?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:19:34 AM No.211988942
>>211985988
This seems to not be happening
I suspect Amazon keeps wanting to round off too many edges and games workshop and cavil both are unwilling to play ball with that
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:20:44 AM No.211988986
He looks like Bond..... that's it.
As soon as he opens his mouth you realise he's wooden
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:23:22 AM No.211989097
Bond really needs another Brosnan type after Craig. Good looking, charismatic womanizer but stone cold killer
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:26:19 AM No.211989217
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1668828013003523
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>>211983869 (OP)
mr baby hands lol
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:29:28 AM No.211989386
>>211987435
Lazenby at least had charisma. Cavill does not
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:32:06 AM No.211989480
skeptical_dog
skeptical_dog
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>>211989386
>Lazenby at least had charisma
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:37:06 AM No.211989675
>>211989480
Yeah, too much. People were so use to the ruthless psychopath Connery Bond they weren’t ready for a more emotional Bond who falls in love and cried at the end after his wife got murdered. Just too much when breaking in a new Bond
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:08:07 AM No.211990862
>>211988428
He's in his 40s already and they'll want him for 10+ years, he's out of the running
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:01:57 AM No.211992703
file
file
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:03:04 AM No.211992746
>>211992703
Jew