USS Callister: Into Infinity - /tv/ (#211984232) [Archived: 901 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:16:19 AM No.211984232
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Now that the dust has settled, how do you r8 it?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:19:58 AM No.211984396
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/ourguy/ did nothing wrong
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:20:22 AM No.211984413
>>211984232 (OP)
Meh. First one was better.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:22:56 AM No.211984517
>>211984232 (OP)
You can see Jimmi Simpson's balls in it. Twice even.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:26:27 AM No.211984671
>>211984232 (OP)
It was a letdown. Daley clone becoming evil again because he just does was lame. And all of them being stuck in her OG body's brain was just nonsensical fantasy magic bs.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:46:50 AM No.211985509
>>211984232 (OP)
O.O
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:23:57 AM No.211986917
>>211984671
>Daley clone becoming evil again because he just does was lame.
This was my only real problem with it. I didn't care much for the brain crew thing either but it's not as egregious as the other thing
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:09:34 AM No.211988547
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>>211984517
Hot
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:11:09 AM No.211988608
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>>211984232 (OP)
They made a sequel?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:43:59 AM No.211989946
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>>211988608
Yeah, you should watch it
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:07:34 AM No.211990841
>>211984232 (OP)
She really thicc'end up. Watch the old one and her now.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:25:51 AM No.211991448
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>>211990841
Holy wall
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:26:45 AM No.211991476
I thought it was bad when they kept reusing the same technology on every other episode, but now they're making sequels to episodes?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:28:48 AM No.211991541
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>>211991448
Oh my god
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:38:56 AM No.211991872
>>211984232 (OP)
It still had Dr.Who brit bong graphics in it, but the show was only an hour quickie.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:40:49 AM No.211991930
>>211984396
It was gay that they refused to redeem him, even the virtual version of him they just had to make evil, and kill him twice
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:05:31 AM No.211992830
>>211991448
Wall? You're pornsick.
She still look great.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:19:18 AM No.211993322
>>211991448
Want to send every single sperm in my body deep into her womb.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:19:48 AM No.211993358
>>211984671
I hate to cry politics, but it is intended to be a cathartic political thing. If you were a different demographic group, you would likely love it.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:21:38 AM No.211993466
>>211984232 (OP)
>le video games are real!
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:22:49 AM No.211993531
>>211991448
>Ted killed this for Robin
What a scumbag
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:23:23 AM No.211993559
her eyes are made for bootleg and facial abuse
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:23:43 AM No.211993581
>>211991448
I love italian girls so much its unreal
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:29:31 AM No.211993865
>>211991448
the porn is making you lose your mind buddy go outside take a breath
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:31:07 AM No.211996529
>>211991448
would
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:34:40 AM No.211996662
>>211984232 (OP)
>Now that the dust has settled
I HATE MAGGOTS WHO SAY THAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:00:31 AM No.211999283
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>>211984232 (OP)
It was everything I wanted it to be
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:13:49 AM No.211999655
>>211991930
gotta dab on those heckin incels
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:19:56 AM No.211999848
>>211991448
She looks fucking great.
But she also looks deeply uncomfortable in that asymmetric top she keeps adjusting.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:21:53 AM No.211999896
>>211984232 (OP)
How can I stop loving her? Sheโ€™s been on my mind since HIMYM.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:23:43 AM No.211999936
The world of USS Calister is retarded. These guys have the technology to make a perfect copy of someone, with their memories, and what do they use it for? To play Eve Online
A nerd alone in his room had enough power to host his own instance with his coworkers's clones. The machine for making clones comes from porn. Corporations and states can literally make 15,000 copies of their best researchers, put them in different instances, and voilร , infinite computing power. Guys don't know they're clones, so all they have to do is reproduce their routines, clone their loved ones, etc. And even, at the end, the nerd says he stayed alone for 500 years when only 12 were spent outside. So you can also modify their perception of time. It's the ultimate technology. With a hair, you can make as many Newtons as you want. You can bring back any artist or even a pharaoh as long as you have a little DNA (in episode one, he cloned the girl with just a used coffee cup).
governments could clone enemy heads of state (just invite them and collect saliva from their glass) and torture them in the simulation to obtain all their secrets (secret alliance, nuclear code...)
But no, they use it to play eve online
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:31:52 AM No.212000136
>>211999936
I just want to see my childhood pet dog again. I miss you Sadie :(
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:31:55 AM No.212000139
>>211999936
>clone enemy heads of state (just invite them and collect saliva from their glass) and torture them in the simulation to obtain all their secrets
How does it get their memories from saliva?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:38:28 AM No.212000314
>>211984232 (OP)
the ceo guy should have had comotosed Daley hidden somewhere and he sends a message to wake him up with angry digital Daleys consciousness before being arrested. Then they could have dragged this gay shit into a third episode.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:46:10 AM No.212000504
>>212000139
I don't know, ask Netflix
>>212000136
It wouldn't be the same dog, just a copy that doesn't know it has one and will never know. Well, you'll see him, and then? You quit the simulation and delete him from existence ? You let it die for the second time?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:46:34 AM No.212000509
>>211999936
>But no, they use it to play eve online
My thoughts exactly.
But consider this: most big technology developments out of the 20th century came out of military research and development. Killing people seems to motivate humans so much. Why is this?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:54:22 AM No.212000688
With technology like this, the first person to release a "sex and heroin simulator" will become the richest man on earth
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:11:30 AM No.212003275
>>211999936
This is most Black Mirror episodes. They are all surface level thought experiments and instantly collapse under the slightest scrutiny.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:14:14 AM No.212003314
I loved it but I had to wrestle my disbelief back in its closet the entire time
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:54:58 PM No.212004907
bump