Thread 211984585 - /tv/ [Archived: 1066 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:24:16 AM No.211984585
robert3
robert3
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Excuse me, sir, but who let you out of the Singles Exclusionary Cage without a bathroom pass? I'm quite sure security wasn't notified...
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:28:35 AM No.211984764
>>211984585 (OP)
There must be some mistake Robert, I totally have a girlfriend haha she must still be in the theater watching "Elio", I'll just go get her...
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:28:51 AM No.211984780
I identify as a group of black teens.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:50:28 AM No.211985658
>>211984585 (OP)
Robert, you did. Dont you remember? You said you'd fix me up that shrimp platter.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:53:37 AM No.211985773
Hey robbie, lemme get a orange soda big guy.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:54:17 AM No.211985800
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>>211984585 (OP)
I dont need a pass Robert, I dont need permission to take a leak from ANYBODY. Not YOU, not my MOM, not- hey wait STOP GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME WAGIE REEEEEEEE
I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS ROBEEEEEERT
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:55:38 AM No.211985847
>>211984585 (OP)
I'm sorry robert but it smells funny in there and the floor is sticky
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:57:49 AM No.211985932
>>211984585 (OP)
>technically you did, I loaded up on chili dogs and set the methane sensor went off and when the trap door opened up to the popcorn mines I was able to Luke Skywalker my way out of there, so now I'm telling you about a possible breach in your security system, that'll be $500 plus tip, how's it feel Robert?