Thread 211989464 - /tv/ [Archived: 1100 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:31:42 AM No.211989464
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it's over
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:39:18 AM No.211989760
His movies are so weak.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:40:57 AM No.211989812
007 movies are supposed to be set in exotic landscapes, not concrete
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:41:20 AM No.211989835
>>211989464 (OP)
I like a lot of his movies but what a terrible fucking choice to direct a bond.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:43:21 AM No.211989919
Blade Runner and Dune sucked ass. All visuals and no soul.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:43:44 AM No.211989935
>>211989464 (OP)
Let me guess, the movie will be a dusty "atmospheric" slow burn featuring a silent white journey boy
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:44:28 AM No.211989967
the giant spider in Enemy scared the shit out of me. he still hasn't apologized to me for that.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:44:57 AM No.211989986
>>211989464 (OP)
well at least it wasn't JJ Abrams
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:45:01 AM No.211989991
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Plebiest director.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:47:59 AM No.211990118
I am not optimistic and probably won't bother pirating it. He's just a pretentious capeshit director and he completely changed Dune to make Zendaya a girlboss.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:48:43 AM No.211990147
DISH007NEST
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:50:01 AM No.211990202
>>211989935
k-kino....
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:50:17 AM No.211990209
>>211990118
>He's just a pretentious capeshit director
Youโ€™re an actual fucking retard
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:54:06 AM No.211990340
Name 1 good Bond movie other than casino royale from the last 30 years
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:55:49 AM No.211990405
>>211990340
Dr. No
>>211990209
no u
>>211989812
not anymore
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:56:19 AM No.211990426
He fucked DUNC up so bad, I don't care for Messiah.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:57:48 AM No.211990476
>>211990147
well done, I'll be spamming this from now on
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:59:40 AM No.211990536
>>211989464 (OP)
007
Zero color
Zero soul
7 Oscar nominations
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:59:47 AM No.211990540
The way he changed chani in dune makes me think he's going to make bond a total faggot.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:00:32 AM No.211990564
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denis-villeneuve
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>>211989464 (OP)
>To accept Villeneuve as a quality director is to garb yourself in a coat of hot pockets and video games and then writh around on the ground in a supermarket while screaching and slapping yourself on the sides of your head.

>He is cheeto dust. Nothing more.

>Nothing more than a hack, a useful tool for studios to trot out to say "Hey, we're making art house!" I cannot wrap my head around the adulation he receives, let alone the wide praise this has got. The film trudges from set piece to set piece, leaves us no real questions or anything to think about really.

>The worst part however was Deakins "look at me i'm acting!" cinematography. This poor sap has become a parody of himself to appease his internet fans(much like Refn after Drive)

>The same bullet that kills a capeshit fan will also kill the Villeneuve and Paul Thomas Anderson fan. They come from the same root, from the same doritos stained console. They are frauds, and as a warrior of cinema it's my duty to expose the fakes and the inauthentic when I see them. I will fight with crawls and teeth until the last imposter is fallen to the ground

>I have about as much respect for denis villeneuve as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is reddit. It is video game hotpocket. It is capeshit. It is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.

>It is the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is video game. It is tarantino. It is imdb.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:00:43 AM No.211990571
>>211989464 (OP)
Did this guy just decide to only do franchise slop?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:00:55 AM No.211990581
>>211990340
-Skyfall (Yes, it was good, stop being a faggot)
-The world is not enough
-Goldeneye
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:17:32 AM No.211991185
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>>211989760
>>211989919
>>211989935
>>211989991
>>211990118
>>211990147
>>211990426
>>211990540
name 1 better currently active director (besides nolan).
you wont, because youre gay ass trolls and need to be escorted of this board.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:22:14 AM No.211991333
>>211991185
Clint Eastwood
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:22:35 AM No.211991348
Unironically could be kino if the studio forces him to film somewhere other than the desert. Iโ€™m stuck thinking sicarios gunplay but in Monaco or saint-tropez
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:23:55 AM No.211991394
>>211991185
Coen Bros
Kitano
Scorsese
Tarantino
PTA
there are obviously many directors Villanova is nowhere near that are washed up now but I'd still rather watch their new movies than this new Bond flick
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:27:15 AM No.211991493
>>211991394
Yeah uhhh about the coen bros, we need to rescue one of them from an insane lesbian
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:29:07 AM No.211991552
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Based fella, he went to the same university as me
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:31:30 AM No.211991632
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>>211990564
>He hasn't watch Incendies or Polytechnique

Opinion discarded
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:32:14 AM No.211991652
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Bond boy
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:34:12 AM No.211991723
>>211989464 (OP)
Could be a lot worse. At least it will be cinematic, not streaming tier slop. But for the love of God, get him an art director and a costume designer.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:37:38 AM No.211991825
>>211991652
That's a ratface jew
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:40:43 AM No.211991927
>>211989464 (OP)
He said Sean Connery, I bet that means the new Bond is white.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:46:04 AM No.211992118
>>211989464 (OP)
Against all odds they're going to create a Bond era more boring than Craig's
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:53:37 AM No.211992362
The franchise is bond burgered whoever directs it. Might as well get the nigger 007 out of the way now.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:57:36 AM No.211992515
>>211992118
I bet they'll make a T.V series to boot as well. Probably get some woman bond on the side to fill it in. Compete with Disney+ cape shit.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:00:17 AM No.211992627
>>211989464 (OP)
Heโ€™s honestly probably the best director to ever be hired for the job. The vast majority of Bond directors were workmen but not auteurs. Not that they didnโ€™t make amazing films but Denis is next level
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:05:54 AM No.211992838
>>211992515
That was part of the split, Broccoli called Amazon studio execs retards for wanting to make a Moneypenny TV spinoff
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:07:15 AM No.211992892
>>211989464 (OP)
JUNC proved he has completely lost it.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:19:13 AM No.211993317
If Zendaya is the Bond girl Iโ€™m going to kms
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:22:14 AM No.211993507
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>>211990564
>>211990147
I didnโ€™t know that he still posted here
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:24:05 AM No.211993596
>>211989464 (OP)
theres always something missing in his movies
the way amazog ruined rings of power, the way jews want to tear down western civilisation, doesn't give me high hopes for amaz007
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:25:27 AM No.211993666
>>211991185
James Cameron
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:34:40 AM No.211994101
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>>211989464 (OP)

I do like Villeneuve, I'm not confident Amazon will allow Bond to be unpussified and returned to his proper form though. Bond isn't supposed to be a good man, he's not a role model, he's a ruthless womanizing alcoholic killer.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:47:06 AM No.211994636
>>211992838
kek, sounds horrible.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:55:02 AM No.211994999
>>211989464 (OP)
>>211989760
>>211989812
>>211989919
Downside it'll be a milk toast bond movie upside is bond won't be a nigger.
>>211991552
Is that the same university where all the crackhead hangs around?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:05:39 AM No.211995425
>>211994999
>milk toast
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:06:55 AM No.211995513
>>211989464 (OP)
it has been over for like 8 years
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:11:36 AM No.211995742
John Milius
John Milius
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>>211991185

Get John Milius out of retirement and make the most macho, misogynist James Bond film of all time.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:13:48 AM No.211995848
>>211989464 (OP)
He had a good run up to and including blade runner.
Dune was absolute shite, and now he's doing Bond?

It's clear he's been assimilated into the Borg Studio Slop Hivemind and is just working for corporate the lizard people in human skin suits now.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:15:04 AM No.211995897
>>211991394
>Kitano
You mean the guy that made Kubi? The historical japanese daimyo film about how they were all trannies and homos fucking each other?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:16:05 AM No.211995938
>>211991394
>Scorsese
>Tarantino
Haven't made a good film in decades.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:16:35 AM No.211995960
>>211995742
Fucking based
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:19:06 AM No.211996049
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>>211989464 (OP)
the director really doesn't matter

what matters is that he doesn't cast this ugly jew who is basically the next craig
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:21:07 AM No.211996131
>Zendaya is now a Bond girl
It's over
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:22:53 AM No.211996212
>>211989760
I unironically like his older nonfranchise stuff way more than anything he's done in the last decade.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:24:18 AM No.211996272
>>211996049
>the director really doesn't matter
The Director absolutely matters, Quantum of Solace is the first Bond movie directed by a non-brit and it shows.
For James Bond you must have a Brit director (who isn't a cum guzzling leftist retard) and have a Brit (or Irish) actor as Bond.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:29:08 AM No.211996450
>>211995938
and Denis has never made a good film period
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:36:22 AM No.211996733
Rachel Brosnahan 30
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>The name's Bond...Jane Bond!
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:43:18 AM No.211996963
>>211996272
>Quantum of Solace is the first Bond movie directed by a non-brit
No it wasn't
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:43:42 AM No.211996977
>>211996272
I don't know. Fukunaga made good stuff and then he made a shitty Bond movie
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:46:09 AM No.211997064
>>211989464 (OP)
He's a good director, DUNC failed because it was too big scaled being set in a galaxy and such. A story in only one planet can work perfectly fine. His casting in DUNC sucked though, so Bond may be a nigger.
Sicario was great btw.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:49:48 AM No.211997178
>>211996733
Hi! I will rape you now!
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:56:50 AM No.211997427
>>211996272
>>211996049
I'd say the script matters more but Villeneuve writes half the stuff he directs anyway
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:58:40 AM No.211997484
>>211996963
Oh you want to be technical, first off Never say never is a remake of a movie and not canon to the Bond universe
> "Never Say Never Again" is a remake of "Thunderball" and not part of the official Eon Productions Bond series,
Die Another Day was directed by a Kiwi who are basically Brits we're so close culturally, ethnically, historically they even live on an Island that is similar in size to Britain.
Quantum of Solace is the first James Bond movie directed by a Non-Brit, non Commonwealth director.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:06:45 AM No.211997766
>>211996049

>Oy vey! Do you expect me to pay retail Goy finger?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:23:05 AM No.211998291
>>211989464 (OP)
Aaron Pierre = bond, Daniel Kaluuya = villain, the rest of the cast are whites/indians/etc
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:26:37 AM No.211998393
>>211991185
Cronenberg, and basically everyone else, except Nolan lol.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:43:32 AM No.211998862
>>211989935
Based. Just bought my ticket.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:46:52 AM No.211998940
>>211991185
>besides nolan).
lol imagine thinking Nolan is good
Probably the worst active director
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:48:53 AM No.211999005
>>211994101
Your webm is from the unofficial bootleg Bond that Connery made after he left the franchise.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:51:58 AM No.211999082
>>211989464 (OP)
>Bond: Tom Holland
>Villain: Chalamet
>Bond's girl: Zendaya (but she slept with the villain first)
Kino.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:53:23 AM No.211999113
>>211989464 (OP)
>Toe, he is sacred territory

How much are you willing to bet that his Bond will be emasculated faggot or a nog even?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:24:18 AM No.211999943
>>211999082
Has Villenueve ever re-used actors besides his two part dune movies? Nolanโ€™s casting always pisses me off with how 2/3rds of the cast are always the same
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:25:38 AM No.211999975
>>211995742
His directing is fucking bland
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:35:59 AM No.212000254
>>211999943
Just off the top of my head:
Brolin in Sicario and Dune
Bautista in Blade Runner and Dune
Gyllenhaal in Enemy and Prisoners
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:35:59 AM No.212000256
>>211989464 (OP)
Mongolian fucking nigger, Jesus Christ.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:19:56 AM No.212001268
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>>211989760
sure you can just make that statement, but does it mean anything?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:27:25 AM No.212001443
>>211989812
He will undoubtedly set Bond in the British isles and pick all manner of brutalist locations to film near. The exotic third act will be set in the strange and foreign land of Wales.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:42:34 AM No.212003767
>>211989464 (OP)
It's been over for 10 years, my friend. Now we're just seeing who thinks sticking their dick in a corpse is cool.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:43:41 AM No.212003785
>>211994999
Yes UQAM is where all the crackheads hangs around in Montreal lol, its a public university after all. But the cinema degree there is good enough to produce Hollywood tier director so not too bad eh.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:46:19 AM No.212003829
>>211989464 (OP)
why he choose to do slop
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:48:18 AM No.212003861
>>211991185
You guys really need to watch something that isn't Hollywood trash