This was gay as fuck.

>>211990210 (OP)
you never had your boys take a shit on your shoulder?

>>211990210 (OP)
they're both bisexuals irl so it makes sense

>>211990210 (OP)
a little bit of ball-busting never hurt no one.

>>211990210 (OP)
nothing gay about sharing your fetishes with your bros

why did they french kiss during a torture scene??

>>211990210 (OP)
the original version of that scene from the 1967 version with Orson Welles as lechifre is kino however
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqgFY6ZhOfQ

>>211990210 (OP)
https://youtu.be/OAAZelSW6iw

>>211991392
>have seen a bunch of Bond films
>still haven't watched this one
I'm feeling ashamed of myself

My pain tolerance sucks I would’ve told le chiffre everything he wanted to know as soon as they started cutting the seat off.

>>211990210 (OP)
gay as fuck or cash as shit?

>>211990210 (OP)
so is raping male POWs but soldiers do that all the time too

>>211992200
It sucks so hard it's almost unwatchable.

>>211992200
Don't go in expecting a standard Bond movie, because the whole thing is a complete trainwreck, but despite that I still love it. It had production difficulties on a complete other level.

Peter Sellers is the star of the movie, but he got fired halfway into production for refusing to take direction. So they had to completely rewrite the story, and brought in David Niven to be the new star. They also had the bizarre idea to bring in a whole bunch of different prominent directors to shoot one major sequence each. You wind up with the main story from Casino Royale about a Baccarat tournament to ruin Lechifre and get him to become a double agent where Sellers is Bond in that sequence. But then you also have another story where Niven is "the original James Bond" who is brought out of retirement to take over British intelligence and stop a secret society that is killing the world's spies through honeypot schemes. But these two characters never interact, and instead the Niven character recruits Vesper Lynd (played by Ursula Andress) who knits together both sides of the story.

Give this documentary about its production a watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-1D0qtiINA

Before watching it I recommend reading the plot summary on wikipedia, because the editing can kind of confuse the plot at times.

>>211990210 (OP)
never wortched the craig bondos should i hrrmmm remedy that?

>>211992200
Just watch Casino Royal and nothing pat that is canon.

>>211991392
>that ending

>>211990210 (OP)
Why was this Bond molested by 2 of his villains?

>>211990210 (OP)
Is that his poop rope over his shoulder?

>>211991392
>Ahhhhaaahhhh, the scottish

>>211990210 (OP)
realistically his balls would be liquefied and cease to work from this right?

>>211995224
>supposedly great bond film ends with 30 fucking minutes of trudging melodrama serving no purpose beyond killing off the bitch and letting us know "bond can still totally fuck guys!" double entendre intended

>>211996041
Which is why I hate Casino Royale. It has that meme of an opening chase, Bond getting poisoned, then getting his balls smashed, and then the last third of the movie is him getting medical treatment and finding out the girl died off-screen.

Quantum of Solace is so much better.

>>211996356
skyfall>all

>>211990210 (OP)
>plops his fresh turd on your shoulder
what do you do?

>>211996476
>getting caught was part of the villain's plan

Which 2012 movie are we talking about again?

>>211996509
Take the biggest fucking whiff possible, exhale, and then whisper the word
>Spicy

>>211990210 (OP)
>thank you sir may i have another
did they really have to reference animal house in a james bond film?

>>211991167
>they're both homosexuals irl so it makes sense
Fixt.