Thread 211997652 - /tv/ [Archived: 1026 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:03:21 AM No.211997652
JRR-Tolkien15
JRR-Tolkien15
md5: 856170c2a7a783e4de079b5d7ab478fc๐Ÿ”
Ahh yes, the orcs are evil and enjoy murder. So they come from the land of Murdor.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:03:54 AM No.211997669
Get back to work GRRM
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:05:42 AM No.211997726
1685510049341622
1685510049341622
md5: ea250e4a0fd84c10804127085a3aff6f๐Ÿ”
>A name for a hobbit that throws a ring back where it came from
>Throw-O Back-Ins
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:08:10 AM No.211997815
>the greatest elven wizard?
>grand-elf the grey
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:16:43 AM No.211998097
>>211997652 (OP)
>Frodo, whose task it is to frow d' "o" shaped ring into the firey furnace of Mordor, a land containing more doors than necessary, may I borrow the ring, for but a mere moment?
>You may, Borrowmere.
Really Tolkien?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:21:03 AM No.211998231
>main characters sidekick, Pippen
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:23:24 AM No.211998304
>>211998097
fucking kek
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:27:43 AM No.211998416
Ahh yes, this one can't cease guzzling semen... I'll name him... OP-o!
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:30:01 AM No.211998483
1744478628996408
1744478628996408
md5: 31071c604fccdd49366704c305be14ab๐Ÿ”
>>211997652 (OP)
>First two Hobbit movies are better than the shit trilogy
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:31:35 AM No.211998533
>>211998483
>walk walk walk, whole team gets captured by dark elves
>walk walk walk, whole team gets captured by trolls
>walk walk walk, whole team gets captured by different elves
>walk walk walk, whole team gets captured by orcs
the movies are tedious as hell
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:49:23 AM No.211999015
1723911015270551
1723911015270551
md5: f4c1c90dd49944767a2c2787b2fb822e๐Ÿ”
>evil people's base is Mordor (murder)
>big boss is at Mt. Doom (really?)
>place that has a hard time being defended is Gondor (gone door)
>evil sidekick is Grima Wormtongue (ffs)
>Big boss (Sauron) right hand man's name is Sauronman (jfc)
>steward of the throne - Stewart of Gondor (cmon now)
>Character has daddy issues - Fathermir
>Ring borrower - Borrowmir (ffs)
>I am no man - is a woman


Fuck you Tolkien you fucking hack
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:51:54 AM No.211999079
84356587695645678
84356587695645678
md5: 143d11a89aa6f693e4b09983b11420ce๐Ÿ”
>BLUEBOARD NAMEFAGGINS
>DO NOT TAKE ME FOR SOME CONJURER OF CHEAP DUBS
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:52:08 AM No.211999085
>Dragon breathes fire and creates smoke
>His name is Smog
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:57:26 AM No.211999207
>apt names are....le bad!
r*ddit opinion
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:04:10 AM No.211999379
>>211999207
Chud
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:05:26 AM No.211999409
Saruman_!
Saruman_!
md5: 47e697e1b0849bc5d7924fe33bc291a9๐Ÿ”
>>211999079

>GANDALF THE SINGLES!
>GANDALF THE FOOL!!!
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:11:24 AM No.211999575
>the evil mountain is called Mount Doom
Bravo Tolkien
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:17:34 AM No.211999782
Here's that guy I told you about who's totally not here to usurp the throne, his name? Arrogant.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:20:59 AM No.211999874
>>211997652 (OP)
I need a race of noble, immortal beings everyone admires. Paragons of virtue, excellent craftsmen, defeated everyone around them... hm...
>Jews
>eJws
>"that J can be an L"
>eLws
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:23:44 AM No.211999937
>Greedy dwarf in the party
>Name him Gimme
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:27:20 AM No.212000020
>>211998097
lmao this is the best one yet
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:27:49 AM No.212000026
>Aragorn
>king of Aranor and Gorndor
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:29:01 AM No.212000052
>TREEE?????? I AM NO TREE!!!!!!!!!!!
>oh sorry, erm, well what are you called?
>...Bearded Tree
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:31:29 AM No.212000125
>so there's a happy hobbit, we'll call him merry
>and his pipe-smoking sidekick? he's pipen
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:35:54 AM No.212000251
>>211997652 (OP)
Dude met russians once and knew what evil is.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:37:35 AM No.212000290
>>211997652 (OP)
they were forced into it, as Mordor had no market-based economy. it was entirely a conscription-based economy. if you didn't march and eat moldy bread, you would be killed.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:38:55 AM No.212000331
>>211998097
amazing
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:41:01 AM No.212000378
>>212000052
kek
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:42:00 AM No.212000395
>>211999079
this whole scene is very cool, hackson is a hack but this scene has this undeniable mood, it's kind of theatrical with the lights and stuff but it looks and sounds amazing. just amazing movies.
it's almost time for a rewatch, i can feel it.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:42:24 AM No.212000409
>>212000125
tolkien is a hack
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:45:27 AM No.212000490
>Why yes Grima Wormtongue, whisper your sweet, ASMR-like strategic advice into my ears please
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:52:58 AM No.212000653
>>211999079
>DO NOT TAKE ME FOR SOME CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS!
he says while literally conjuring a cheap trick
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:55:26 AM No.212000704
FCotFscWUAgQF4r
FCotFscWUAgQF4r
md5: f19726c8d315b761b0935d81ba94cdaa๐Ÿ”
I didn't care for Lord of the Rings.
And yes, I'm white.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:56:04 AM No.212000718
>>212000704
Let me guess, you're "agnostic"
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:56:10 AM No.212000721
>>212000653
showmanship is everything.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:56:26 AM No.212000729
>>212000704
Honorary black
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:57:18 AM No.212000750
>>212000653
>bending reality is a cheap trick
he was honestly flexing hard, tapping into his godline shit.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:02:42 AM No.212000869
>dwarf that has a thorny disposition
>his name is thorn
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:05:03 AM No.212000925
>>212000869
>he's really strong, keeps his word, defends his friends
>name him oakenshield
it was a book explicitly written for children...
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:06:54 AM No.212000968
>>212000704
I don't believe in any gods. My stance on religion is this: why is the religion invented by Jews the truth and the religion invented by my (Briton) ancestors isn't?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:07:36 AM No.212000980
pnft6bxipvq01-255553670
pnft6bxipvq01-255553670
md5: edc30240adfe68adf459e7b53c08ca21๐Ÿ”
>>212000925
he also literally used an oaken shield
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:10:49 AM No.212001056
>>212000968
>he doesn't know the concept of a jew is a 19th century invention
yikes. it's gonna be hard to talk to you
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:12:41 AM No.212001098
1750737430554143
1750737430554143
md5: 09e987cc873e475d00ad5cb268cd2fd5๐Ÿ”
>A cross between goblin and orc
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:13:03 AM No.212001109
>>212000925
>>212000980
it's almost like he literally swore an oath to only use a piece of oak as his shield until reclaiming erebor or something
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:14:37 AM No.212001140
>>212000980
that's hackson though
in tolkein's case, the dwarves have funny names, some that rhyme in couple or triplet, because it makes the story about the dwarves invading bilbo's house funnier when read aloud.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:16:05 AM No.212001186
etymology-of-country-names-in-europe
etymology-of-country-names-in-europe
md5: 211fb94f90ccdb1642cc0841faf05cf1๐Ÿ”
>>211999207
They're just having fun, relax. That said there is a question of nomenclature - going with exotic names that clearly are not from the actual locals of the time or transliterating them properly.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:16:20 AM No.212001191
>>211999085
Being a polish fan of LOTR must be funny, because dragon in polish is literally Smok. So he's a smok named Smog.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:23:39 AM No.212001355
My friend group are very racist, we're all white but we have one mixed race friend (white/Laotian). I feel bad for him when one of my friends says something that would make him feel bad. He never responds to it, but I always wonder if it affects him.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:33:24 AM No.212001567
>mordor only needed 1 more door and sauron would have prevailed
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:35:53 AM No.212001610
>>211997652 (OP)
Dude lost all his friends in the first war and took the koolaid of Germany being the evil aggressor. Mordor is the realm of Germany.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:38:07 AM No.212001660
1749135253483311
1749135253483311
md5: 98ca59a0eb7c6ecb0fd056e6c62ab332๐Ÿ”
>Sauron
>not a dinosaur
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:41:06 AM No.212001727
>>211998097
>frow d' "o" shaped ring
this anon is smoking rocks, but keep on bro
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:51:01 AM No.212001902
>>212001355
it does. be respectful to your mutt friend
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:22:06 AM No.212002379
>>212001355
I have a Korean best friend and we constantly racistly roast each other like Hank and Gomie in Breaking Bad.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:23:49 AM No.212002411
>watchtower near the river isen
>let's name it Isenguard
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:26:34 AM No.212002465
>>212002411
this is actually a good way to name things.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:30:23 AM No.212002542
>>211999207
its just a meme don't take it too seriously
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:31:57 AM No.212002573
1722657445844484
1722657445844484
md5: 44c14d9154a5db4c74aced439273b1f7๐Ÿ”
>Place in the shire with the most hobbits
>Hobbiton
rly?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:35:24 AM No.212002647
>the hobbit that is the most obese in the shire
>named fatty
why tolkien, why
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:39:06 AM No.212002722
>>212000704
Good, its an anti faustian pile of crap. Zog governments didnt put it on the high school reading lists for your benefit.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:41:13 AM No.212002768
you guys know this is how most actual town are name right?

They don't just make words up.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:41:28 AM No.212002774
>>212001355
Better hope that hapa dont get his hands on a gat-a
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:43:40 AM No.212002826
>>212002722
in english, doc
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:45:36 AM No.212002867
1732412466250953
1732412466250953
md5: bdd467c1fd816240e1678351d55e078e๐Ÿ”
>>211998097
>frow d' o
fucking hell
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:46:23 AM No.212002882
>>212002826
Power bad = slave morality
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:46:40 AM No.212002890
borrowmir
borrowmir
md5: 26ae77434ff123f06608e29f1e6bf4b0๐Ÿ”
>>211998097
made this a while ago
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:47:34 AM No.212002908
>>212002882
how does that:
a) pertain to LOTR
b) make sense logically
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:49:36 AM No.212002934
>>212002908
Lotr is all about avoiding the will to power (the ring). In a faustian alternative boromir would be the hero. Just go watch conan the barbarian if you dont get it
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:50:43 AM No.212002951
>>211997652 (OP)
>gimli came from his father's groin
>gimli's father, glรณin
>glรณin came from his father, grรณin
https://lotr.fandom.com/wiki/Gr%C3%B3in
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:51:13 AM No.212002961
>>212002890
had I not known how things would turn out I would've been cool with this instead of trusting the ring with a couple of midgets that could easily get mugged by the Nazgul anywhere at anytime
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:52:06 AM No.212002975
>>212002573
>place in europe with the most franks
>france
really, god?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:19:23 AM No.212003410
>>212002975
>china builds a really big wall
>it's name? great wall
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:17:56 PM No.212004329
>>211998533
You're taking about Hobbit or LoTR?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:23:50 PM No.212004440
>>211999085
They literally translated Smaug like that in russian when Soviet Union first published the Hobbit. Then for the movies they dubbed him Smaug.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:28:57 PM No.212004535
>>212002647
>Aging roastie with sagging tits who's after Bilbo's money
>Labia Sagwill-Baggins
Bravo Tolkien.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:30:29 PM No.212004560
>>211997652 (OP)
orcs were first bred in utumno in the far north of middle earth, they don't come from mordor. /autism
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:32:53 PM No.212004598
>>212004560
As a slav, U tumno means In the dark
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:34:30 PM No.212004629
>>211999079
>"I WANT YOU TO WANT ME" ppulsing in the background
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:34:47 PM No.212004637
>>212004598
tolkien was autistic as fuck for languages, he didn't just make up random words his languages were all rooted in something and had proper structure.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:38:41 PM No.212004687
>>212004598
ะฅepะฝั.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:42:21 PM No.212004736
>>212004687
ั‚aะบa e ะฟo ะฑัŠะปะณapcะบะธ
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:47:53 PM No.212004810
Books read in 2025
Books read in 2025
md5: 924f823291c2967a9b31095c5c3a1b97๐Ÿ”
I thought the LOTR movies were fun but didn't like the books at all. I tried on 3 separate occasions to get into them, and I just couldn't. I get to the tavern and I start nodding off.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:48:16 PM No.212004815
>>212004329
hobbit bro cmon
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:52:23 PM No.212004865
>>211998097
>frow d' "o" back-ins
there are so many layers
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:19:01 PM No.212005280
1691522529141258
1691522529141258
md5: c5a3c48ef5ddbc8b9269b5450b4dad02๐Ÿ”
>>211997652 (OP)
>a warrior woman who saves the king from a wraith is called Ioweyouone
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:37:29 PM No.212005613
9fh61op863ca1
9fh61op863ca1
md5: 2fd5f0c6acb5e51c3bab85467e941845๐Ÿ”
>>211998483
>First two animated movies are better than the shit trilogy
Ftfy
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:12:29 PM No.212006367
GONDOR HAS NO KING

GONDOR NEEDS NO KING
fags are gay
6/26/2025, 2:25:31 PM No.212006622
>>211999079
>>211999409
lmao
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:43:40 PM No.212007034
>>211999015
Wormtongue isn't his surname, it's an insult. The rest is just "Why would the people brutalised by evil give intimidating names to the domain of that evil?" No shit, retard.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:12:11 PM No.212007711
>>211998097
None of you faggots are ever half as creative as this guy rught here
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:44:20 PM No.212008507
>>212004810
For the love of God please stop consuming garbage fiction