Ahh yes, the orcs are evil and enjoy murder. So they come from the land of Murdor.
>A name for a hobbit that throws a ring back where it came from
>Throw-O Back-Ins
>the greatest elven wizard?
>grand-elf the grey
>>211997652 (OP)>Frodo, whose task it is to frow d' "o" shaped ring into the firey furnace of Mordor, a land containing more doors than necessary, may I borrow the ring, for but a mere moment?>You may, Borrowmere.Really Tolkien?
>main characters sidekick, Pippen
Ahh yes, this one can't cease guzzling semen... I'll name him... OP-o!
>>211997652 (OP)>First two Hobbit movies are better than the shit trilogy
>>211998483>walk walk walk, whole team gets captured by dark elves>walk walk walk, whole team gets captured by trolls>walk walk walk, whole team gets captured by different elves>walk walk walk, whole team gets captured by orcsthe movies are tedious as hell
>evil people's base is Mordor (murder)
>big boss is at Mt. Doom (really?)
>place that has a hard time being defended is Gondor (gone door)
>evil sidekick is Grima Wormtongue (ffs)
>Big boss (Sauron) right hand man's name is Sauronman (jfc)
>steward of the throne - Stewart of Gondor (cmon now)
>Character has daddy issues - Fathermir
>Ring borrower - Borrowmir (ffs)
>I am no man - is a woman
Fuck you Tolkien you fucking hack
>BLUEBOARD NAMEFAGGINS
>DO NOT TAKE ME FOR SOME CONJURER OF CHEAP DUBS
>Dragon breathes fire and creates smoke
>His name is Smog
>apt names are....le bad!
r*ddit opinion
>>211999079>GANDALF THE SINGLES!>GANDALF THE FOOL!!!
>the evil mountain is called Mount Doom
Bravo Tolkien
Here's that guy I told you about who's totally not here to usurp the throne, his name? Arrogant.
>>211997652 (OP)I need a race of noble, immortal beings everyone admires. Paragons of virtue, excellent craftsmen, defeated everyone around them... hm...
>Jews>eJws>"that J can be an L">eLws
>Greedy dwarf in the party
>Name him Gimme
>>211998097lmao this is the best one yet
>Aragorn
>king of Aranor and Gorndor
>TREEE?????? I AM NO TREE!!!!!!!!!!!
>oh sorry, erm, well what are you called?
>...Bearded Tree
>so there's a happy hobbit, we'll call him merry
>and his pipe-smoking sidekick? he's pipen
>>211997652 (OP)Dude met russians once and knew what evil is.
>>211997652 (OP)they were forced into it, as Mordor had no market-based economy. it was entirely a conscription-based economy. if you didn't march and eat moldy bread, you would be killed.
>>211999079this whole scene is very cool, hackson is a hack but this scene has this undeniable mood, it's kind of theatrical with the lights and stuff but it looks and sounds amazing. just amazing movies.
it's almost time for a rewatch, i can feel it.
>>212000125tolkien is a hack
>Why yes Grima Wormtongue, whisper your sweet, ASMR-like strategic advice into my ears please
>>211999079>DO NOT TAKE ME FOR SOME CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS!he says while literally conjuring a cheap trick
I didn't care for Lord of the Rings.
And yes, I'm white.
>>212000704Let me guess, you're "agnostic"
>>212000653showmanship is everything.
>>212000704Honorary black
>>212000653>bending reality is a cheap trickhe was honestly flexing hard, tapping into his godline shit.
>dwarf that has a thorny disposition
>his name is thorn
>>212000869>he's really strong, keeps his word, defends his friends>name him oakenshieldit was a book explicitly written for children...
>>212000704I don't believe in any gods. My stance on religion is this: why is the religion invented by Jews the truth and the religion invented by my (Briton) ancestors isn't?
>>212000925he also literally used an oaken shield
>>212000968>he doesn't know the concept of a jew is a 19th century inventionyikes. it's gonna be hard to talk to you
>A cross between goblin and orc
>>212000925>>212000980it's almost like he literally swore an oath to only use a piece of oak as his shield until reclaiming erebor or something
>>212000980that's hackson though
in tolkein's case, the dwarves have funny names, some that rhyme in couple or triplet, because it makes the story about the dwarves invading bilbo's house funnier when read aloud.
>>211999207They're just having fun, relax. That said there is a question of nomenclature - going with exotic names that clearly are not from the actual locals of the time or transliterating them properly.
>>211999085Being a polish fan of LOTR must be funny, because dragon in polish is literally Smok. So he's a smok named Smog.
My friend group are very racist, we're all white but we have one mixed race friend (white/Laotian). I feel bad for him when one of my friends says something that would make him feel bad. He never responds to it, but I always wonder if it affects him.
>mordor only needed 1 more door and sauron would have prevailed
>>211997652 (OP)Dude lost all his friends in the first war and took the koolaid of Germany being the evil aggressor. Mordor is the realm of Germany.
>>211998097>frow d' "o" shaped ringthis anon is smoking rocks, but keep on bro
>>212001355it does. be respectful to your mutt friend
>>212001355I have a Korean best friend and we constantly racistly roast each other like Hank and Gomie in Breaking Bad.
>watchtower near the river isen
>let's name it Isenguard
>>212002411this is actually a good way to name things.
>>211999207its just a meme don't take it too seriously
>Place in the shire with the most hobbits
>Hobbiton
rly?
>the hobbit that is the most obese in the shire
>named fatty
why tolkien, why
>>212000704Good, its an anti faustian pile of crap. Zog governments didnt put it on the high school reading lists for your benefit.
you guys know this is how most actual town are name right?
They don't just make words up.
>>212001355Better hope that hapa dont get his hands on a gat-a
>>212002722in english, doc
>>211998097>frow d' ofucking hell
>>212002826Power bad = slave morality
>>211998097made this a while ago
>>212002882how does that:
a) pertain to LOTR
b) make sense logically
>>212002908Lotr is all about avoiding the will to power (the ring). In a faustian alternative boromir would be the hero. Just go watch conan the barbarian if you dont get it
>>211997652 (OP)>gimli came from his father's groin>gimli's father, glรณin>glรณin came from his father, grรณinhttps://lotr.fandom.com/wiki/Gr%C3%B3in
>>212002890had I not known how things would turn out I would've been cool with this instead of trusting the ring with a couple of midgets that could easily get mugged by the Nazgul anywhere at anytime
>>212002573>place in europe with the most franks >francereally, god?
>>212002975>china builds a really big wall>it's name? great wall
>>211998533You're taking about Hobbit or LoTR?
>>211999085They literally translated Smaug like that in russian when Soviet Union first published the Hobbit. Then for the movies they dubbed him Smaug.
>>212002647>Aging roastie with sagging tits who's after Bilbo's money >Labia Sagwill-BagginsBravo Tolkien.
>>211997652 (OP)orcs were first bred in utumno in the far north of middle earth, they don't come from mordor. /autism
>>212004560As a slav, U tumno means In the dark
>>211999079>"I WANT YOU TO WANT ME" ppulsing in the background
>>212004598tolkien was autistic as fuck for languages, he didn't just make up random words his languages were all rooted in something and had proper structure.
>>212004687ัaะบa e ะฟo ะฑัะปะณapcะบะธ
I thought the LOTR movies were fun but didn't like the books at all. I tried on 3 separate occasions to get into them, and I just couldn't. I get to the tavern and I start nodding off.
>>212004329hobbit bro cmon
>>211998097>frow d' "o" back-insthere are so many layers
>>211997652 (OP)>a warrior woman who saves the king from a wraith is called Ioweyouone
>>211998483>First two animated movies are better than the shit trilogyFtfy
GONDOR HAS NO KING
GONDOR NEEDS NO KING
>>211999015Wormtongue isn't his surname, it's an insult. The rest is just "Why would the people brutalised by evil give intimidating names to the domain of that evil?" No shit, retard.
>>211998097None of you faggots are ever half as creative as this guy rught here
>>212004810For the love of God please stop consuming garbage fiction