I can't think of anything worse than a Godzilla movie

Actually I can, having to WATCH a Godzilla movie

They are, in my opinion, the bottom of the barrel when it comes to entertainment. Do people actually like watching two grown men have a slap and tickle fight in rubber suits? It's like adults still watching WWF. Fucking embarrassing.

>>211999407 (OP)
OP here! Forgot to mention I’m trans btw. Whoops!

Godzilla vs. Ebirah and Godzilla vs. Hedorah are both absolute kinos and if you don't agree, you're a literal homosexual fag

>>211999407 (OP)
Spoken like a man who hasn't seen Godzilla '98 or even Minus One

>>211999407 (OP)
I've only seen 4 of them.

And "The Return of Godzilla" was hands down the most enjoyable one. The 80s effects, sets and miniatures were genuinely good, and godzilla himself looked absolutely fucking adorable.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9015178/

>>211999705
Minus One is the worst big-name movie of the last 5 years.

>>211999407 (OP)
You either get Godzilla films or you don't, but having said that, the Japanese original "Gojira" is rather serious.

>>212001964
>And "The Return of Godzilla" was hands down the most enjoyable one. The 80s effects, sets and miniatures were genuinely good, and godzilla himself looked absolutely fucking adorable.
That was known as Godzilla 1985 in the United States. Decent, yes.
Godzilla 2000 is worth your time.

>>211999654
>Hedorah
mah nigga
I also quite enjoyed Vs Destroyah, and Vs Megaguirus
Similar themes and execution for these