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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:09:20 AM No.212002204
Rooster Cogburn
Rooster Cogburn
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How come so many movies make the Good Guys lame pussy faggots when they could make them cool like Rooster Cogburn?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:25:52 AM No.212002448
coen bros rooster cogburn was a washed up fat old drunk who agreed to help a little girl for $50 because he was that broke. there was nothing cool about him
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:33:59 AM No.212002614
>>212002448
he had rugged masculine charm
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:35:01 AM No.212002639
>>212002204 (OP)
cockbrurn haha
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:35:14 AM No.212002644
why was the old version of the girl such a bitch calling that other boomer trash. kind of a downer of an ending tbqh
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:35:15 AM No.212002645
>>212002448
And yet he's the best gunslinger in the film. Sometimes washed-up old dudes still have a spark. American movies used to understand that.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:39:04 AM No.212002719
>>212002448
John Wayne's rooster cogburn was a washed up fat old drunk who agreed to help a little girl for $50 because he was that broke, and walked like a fag.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:33:21 AM No.212003639
john whine was a nazi
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:37:43 AM No.212003694
>>212002204 (OP)
That rug really did tie the room together.
https://youtu.be/AULOC--qUOI?si=KoSrvFPO7y89eitF
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:42:41 AM No.212003768
>>212002644
Two likely reasons:
1.) You're supposed to stand when a lady addresses you in that era, not sit with your legs spread like your cock rashes bothering you.
2.) He, unlike the man who spoke to Maddie, never did time for his crimes.

It's mostly the first one, though.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:44:36 AM No.212003799
>>212002204 (OP)
I'm a big John Wayne fan but the Jeff Bridges version was better.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:47:05 AM No.212003842
>>212002204 (OP)
Only the Coen brothers can make cool non subversive movies, for some reason
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:24:08 PM No.212004450
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>>212002204 (OP)
No! That is NOT Rooster Cogburn!
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:26:16 PM No.212004486
>>212002204 (OP)
Because most movies today are written by lame pussy faggots that don't know how to right men.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:26:33 PM No.212004491
>>212002204 (OP)
Because there is more market demand for lame pussy faggots than for cool guys like Rooster. Next question.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:28:11 PM No.212004523
>>212003639
>john whine was a nazi
You don't even know what "nazi" means.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:29:49 PM No.212004546
>>212004486
>right
write
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:30:49 PM No.212004566
>>212004491
>more market demand for lame pussy faggots than for cool guys
Nope.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:33:35 PM No.212004608
>>212002448
Yes, have you read the novel? It's accurate to that. And Rooster is that way so when the climax arrives, you can see his fundamental character - under the fat, booze, sloth, and pride - is true grit. You know, hence the name of the fucking story.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:27:29 PM No.212005425
>>212004523
it's a song