Thread 212006839 - /tv/ [Archived: 946 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:35:31 PM No.212006839
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:50:02 PM No.212007187
You would be wise to join my gang
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:51:50 PM No.212007231
>>212006839 (OP)
I left the cinema right there
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:52:18 PM No.212007246
>>212006839 (OP)
I walked immediately stood up and walked out when I saw this scene. disgusting.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:53:41 PM No.212007278
>>212006839 (OP)
kino

fans of the franchise should already know from the first movie that itโ€™s realistic but with clear comedic moments
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:05:37 PM No.212007536
>>212006839 (OP)
Let's hope they're using their Nordic superiority to plan a means to expunge all the brown people from Europe.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:09:10 PM No.212007632
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>>212006839 (OP)
>Dead serious movie turns into an early Peter Jackson joint in the last three minutes
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:10:31 PM No.212007672
>>212006839 (OP)
I suppose with the UK being blockaded for 3 decades it's not terribly far fetched an eccentric group like this would form. It's still weird though, it feels like Garland was writing the movie then suddenly got bored.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:11:39 PM No.212007699
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>>212006839 (OP)
i loved this part so much anons
>a kid watched kids shows/power rangers/teletubbies right before zombies massacred his family and the whole country
>he grows up to be a leader of the zombie killing gang inspired by the last images he saw as a kid
It's so fucking kino
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:23:41 PM No.212008003
Best part
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:26:38 PM No.212008081
>>212006839 (OP)
Which Jimmy are you?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:32:01 PM No.212008228
>>212008081
Gray Jimmy, next to the cutie in blue.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:35:48 PM No.212008324
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>>212008228
>cutie in blue
Based.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:45:05 PM No.212008532
>>212006839 (OP)
They really rustled my Jimmies
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:49:22 PM No.212008647
>>212007231
filtered
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:16:40 PM No.212009325
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>>212007632
>that legsweep
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:27:13 PM No.212009603
Legitimately who's going to watch the sequel to this after seeing that dogshit bland ending? I know I always overestimate the collective IQ of normies, but cmon
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:29:05 PM No.212009644
>>212009603
Me and my 12 sisters, very kino
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:35:10 PM No.212009790
I'm sure there's a convoluted way that will explain how they came to be but the question is why? Why does Boyle think its amusing to dress up like a child rapist? Especially one that it surrounded by such scandal regarding the coverup of his crimes by the estalishment. Is this a commentary on that?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:55:06 PM No.212010235
>>212009790
There was a zombie apocalypse in 2002, his crimes never came out.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:41:40 PM No.212011429
>>212006839 (OP)
borderline experimental
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:42:51 PM No.212011460
>>212006839 (OP)
fallout new vegas faction
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:01:46 PM No.212012063
Why is nobody talking about the soundtrack?
https://youtu.be/3N5sQY3rleE
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:04:11 PM No.212012140
>>212009644
Can I come?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:16:54 PM No.212012604
>>212007632
Why didn't the priest at the start of the movie do this?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:20:56 PM No.212012740
>>212009790
Spike, a 12 years old boy, meets the Jimmy gang right at the end of the movie. There definitively will be rape.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:24:43 PM No.212012859
>>212012063
I want to have this on loop when playing VR survival games
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:29:36 PM No.212013019
>>212006839 (OP)
>females not pregnant
What sort of a nightmare society is this
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:31:44 PM No.212013075
>>212006839 (OP)
Who is the American Jimmy? Foreigners will have no reference for this.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:32:55 PM No.212013104
>>212009790
It was Garland's idea tho, Danny just thought it was cool and went with it.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:33:10 PM No.212013107
>>212013075
Bill Cosby or Dahmer
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:34:22 PM No.212013134
>>212009790
He played Fallout and thought it could be edgier.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:36:05 PM No.212013190
>>212013075
Cosby is the closest I can think of.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:36:31 PM No.212013204
>>212013075
A bunch of people come out in Bill Cosby sweaters and blackface and start doing parkour kicking the shit out of the zombies
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:44:00 PM No.212013438
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Here's that cold blooded zombie killer I told you about bro
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:46:21 PM No.212013524
https://youtu.be/ptPXxAds1Jc
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:47:54 PM No.212013569
in the context of arrested developmental youth, it makes sense
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:49:36 PM No.212013631
>>212013569
maybe if britain collapsed in the 70s
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:53:41 PM No.212013756
>>212013438
cute
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:55:37 PM No.212013823
>>212007231
>l left at the end of the movie
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:58:37 PM No.212013933
>>212013438
she's cute
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:00:06 PM No.212013989
>>212013933
that's a catamite
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:00:38 PM No.212014005
>>212013989
nigga she has breasts
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:01:12 PM No.212014030
>>212013989
Don't know what that is, but she cute
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:02:16 PM No.212014064
>>212006839 (OP)
He filtered billions
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:04:04 PM No.212014126
>>212007632
I want to play THIS mortal kombat karacter!
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:08:38 PM No.212014262
kino end
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:19:56 PM No.212014608
>>212006839 (OP)
nobody believed the leaks because this such a shitpost
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:21:00 PM No.212014651
>>212007187
Can't wait to see them fight the Glitter Gang.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:31:13 PM No.212014995
>>212006839 (OP)
Jimmy is the kid from the start of the movie whos dad was the priest that gave him his crucifix.
The body spike and his dad found had JIMMY carved into its chest as foreshadowing. When the albino ninjas show up later they string up another zombie in the same way
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:33:14 PM No.212015073
>>212013107
I forgot about Dahmer's extensive media career
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:38:17 PM No.212015261
>>212013438
built for alphas
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:38:23 PM No.212015264
>>212013107
A gang wearing Cliff Huxtable sweaters would be pretty cool.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:41:51 PM No.212015382
>>212013631
i dont think it really has to make chronological real world sense, its just the idea that the previous film had this very intense image of clashing innocence with wickedness, and what better way to carry that forward with those same characters than with imagrey of jimmy saville, the very picture of clashing innocence with wickedness
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:00:17 PM No.212016068
do you reckon sex shops would still have loot?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:10:41 PM No.212016453
>>212016068
Since the zombies are still living breathing there would definitely be a lot of raped ones running around with dildos sticking out of their arse thanks to the Jimmies.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:13:53 PM No.212016589
>>212016453
jimmy preferred corpses actually. of all the zombies variants this is the worst for him.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:17:54 PM No.212016750
>>212006839 (OP)
The audacity of this film is certainly commendable but I found it really hard to like anything else in this film. Itโ€™s otherwise a pretty huge mess.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:19:31 PM No.212016824
>>212006839 (OP)
Boyle/Garland spit in the faces of the plebs molested, raped, + betrayed by the fiction of Jim'll fix it? Imagine doing this with Bryan Singer, Weinstein or Spacey.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:21:52 PM No.212016923
>>212016824
oh my days!!!! think of the kids!!
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:23:26 PM No.212017005
>>212006839 (OP)
If I join the jimmies, can I date the jimmy on the left?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:25:43 PM No.212017093
>>212017005
the one in the very right will fuck you up
he looks like the enforcer of the group
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:27:41 PM No.212017179
>>212006839 (OP)
Only interesting part of that boring-ass movie. It's only the pretentious cinephiles who say otherwise.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:28:07 PM No.212017202
>>212006839 (OP)
So were not going to talk about red Jimmys girl cock?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:42:28 PM No.212017852
>>212012063
This was clearly the hit of the movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTl9MQtODEo&ab_channel=YoungFathers-Topic
Also the way they used East hastings like in the start of the first movie at the end was a better way of paying homage without re-using in the house in a heartbeat in moments it didnt deserve to appear
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:46:08 PM No.212018008
>>212016824
>Imagine doing this with Weinstein
KINOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:46:58 PM No.212018053
but why? is it supposed to be funny?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:30:21 PM No.212020021
>>212017202
ew
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:02:19 PM No.212021603
>>212007231

I remember watching Uncle Drew a couple of years ago at the movie theater and after the movie ended, I realized I should have left earlier, in fact, I should never had bought tickets to that freaking movie.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:20:23 PM No.212022480
>>212009603
It was kino of the highest degree sir